If working in an office, with a bunch of people with whom the only thing you share in common is being of the same species, witnessing all the political games, listening to the endless backstabbing and inevitable childish arguing isn't depressing enough, the prevalent and annoying use of nonsensical office jargon may just tip you over the edge.
For the following article, Boss speak will be referred to as B S - and rightly so.
It needs to be stamped out, any one speaking B S needs to be shown that they cannot get away with it.
Here are some examples of what you can do when faced with B S ...............
Year after year, the media report a rise in GCSE and A level examination pass rates.
But not all children are good at exams!
It is the stuff of nightmares - you have done none or too little revision - you get to the exam room and the question in front of you may as well be written in Chinese -
Funny examples of exam paper madness. Before you laugh, remember, the future is in their hands.
I am compelled to write this article to warn people of the many potential ways that you can embarrass yourself in front of your work colleagues, family and friends by using the predictive text facility on your mobile phone
We have all done it, misheard the words of a song - sang along (sometimes for years), in blissful ignorance of the error, until the fateful day that someone overhears your invented nonsense lyrics and takes great pleasure in ridiculing you (sometimes for years). You are not alone! - It may make you feel better to have a laugh at what other people have misheard - read on