your perfect man
August 11th 2008 07:46
Do I have an offer for the ladies?
Rhetorical question, please, the answer is yes.
Im offering you a boyfriend.
Yes I am offering myself but I come with a few clauses in the relationship, ill let you know what happens before hand. But don't worry you will love it trust me.
in our relationship ill ignore you monday to wednesday, the rest of the days ill pretend to be interested, but im only laying ground work for weekend sex.
After sex ill be sms'ing another girl im more interested in. Don't worry this just keeps our relationship feeling alive!
Ill be having sex with other girls monday to wednesday, you will kinda know but you won't actually do anything about it.
Ill also take everything you say as a joke, and I really won't be interested in any of your ambitions, or day to day activities.
I am the perfect man! I will keep you coming back for more.
You will complain about me to your friends, but you love it.
I am the bad guy you dream off, tame me.
Rhetorical question, please, the answer is yes.
Im offering you a boyfriend.
Yes I am offering myself but I come with a few clauses in the relationship, ill let you know what happens before hand. But don't worry you will love it trust me.
in our relationship ill ignore you monday to wednesday, the rest of the days ill pretend to be interested, but im only laying ground work for weekend sex.
After sex ill be sms'ing another girl im more interested in. Don't worry this just keeps our relationship feeling alive!
Ill be having sex with other girls monday to wednesday, you will kinda know but you won't actually do anything about it.
Ill also take everything you say as a joke, and I really won't be interested in any of your ambitions, or day to day activities.
I am the perfect man! I will keep you coming back for more.
You will complain about me to your friends, but you love it.
I am the bad guy you dream off, tame me.
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Comment by slacko
Blog du slack
Just shows that no one is reading I guess.
Comment by Anonymous
Comment by slacko
Blog du slack
you all falll for the asshole,
and I've recently discovered the social disorder "the guy you want your best friend to date". I suffer from that shit. Its not good, last night im at a hotel, im there to see this chick im crushing on, she is pashing this drunk, swearing slurring staring weird guy, inbetween pashes she is trying to hook me up with er best friend (sure she is a nice girl... with a bf... wtf?? Wtf do you women think?)
Yer that's what I came here for, haven't got a friend in the whole fucking joint, and yer I came to meet this friend of yours and all I knew about her was its her birthday... do girls think that guys think, if a girl is out on her birthday she is easy? Is this true? Should I be crawling through the city looking for birthday parties?
if its not that, you have a crush on a girl and she is asking for love advice for some other guy, I told her 5 minutes previous I was keen on her,,, she could have said not interested instead... "this guy, I kinda like him, I think he likes me, how do I know,?"
I don't know what's more fucked up, that or me actually giving her good advice?