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Writers Panic Yesterday, Writers Cramp today

Hey everyone, I must apologise as I am suffering from a severe case of writers cramp after I spent last night finishing off another 128 page excerise book, however compared to yesterday when I had writers panic and I was wondering whether I would ever finish off the story I was writing, having writers cramp isn't too bad but I tell you what I am suffering for writing so much yesterday. I wrote about four and a half pages in two and a half hours, normally it only takes me an hour and a half to write four and a half pages of a small 128 page excerise book but last night it seemed to take me a long time to finish it, frustratingly enough so really I don't mind writers cramp it's better then having writers block for goodness sake...which I will probably have next week and see nothing but a big blank white wall in my mind.


So if this blog entry is short blame me for writing a little too much without a break of any sort. I suppose it doesn't matter as none of my rubbish will get published any day now will it? Not that I want it to.

Anyway enough about my problems with writers whatever and I'll be outta here for now so tata cyaz
P.S If you have any band name suggestions can you pass them on because my friend's rock band is in desperate need of better band names then Fester
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May 22nd 2007 @ 01:02

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Man cuts off private bit

A MAN cut off his own penis with a large knife in front of diners at a busy London restuarant.

Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Police said a man in his 30s was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was stable today.


A woman also cut off her own vagina before she underwent a sex change operation (Just kidding)
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May 3rd 2007 @ 09:29

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Youtube is Better then Sex

I believe Youtube is better then sex (My opinion will probably change once I have had sex but right now, nothing is better then Youtube) I just love getting onto Youtube and looking at all the wacky music videos from the eightes and early nineties and laughing at the bad fashion sense, the one that tops the list for mine is MC Hammer's "You can't touch this", I just can't help laughing, the song was ridiculous but topped by the video which was even more ridiculous, Youtube sends me deep into my psyche which is probably not the best thing considered that I believe I should have been born in the 1970s just so I could live through the eighties. You can spend hours on Youtube watching people stuff up and do all sorts of stupid things while sex may only last 12 seconds. Best be finding those Aspro ads from the 1980s as well, are they on Youtube?

Anyway that's all I wanted to say today and just to reiterate my opening statement: I believe Youtube is better then sex
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April 19th 2007 @ 01:22

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Sending Up Peter Debnam

We sent the NSW Premier up yesterday so now it is the turn of the NSW Opposition leader, Peter Debnam. I am going to tell you what he should say before this Saturday's election:

Peter Debnam
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March 22nd 2007 @ 03:00

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Sending Up: Morris Iemma

What I thought I would do is send up the NSW Premier, Morris Iemma and the NSW Opposition Leader,Peter Debnam and what they should be saying to voters ahead of the NSW state election. Let's have a bit of fun at the expense of a few politicians...please keep in mind that this is a little bit of fun and to please keep it that way.

I'll do it over two days so first up is the NSW premier and what he should tell the voters of NSW:
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March 21st 2007 @ 01:41

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Life Stories...

I love writing, especially writing my own stories, it feels so good to have control of some poor character's life and steer it in which ever direction you want it to go in and I tell you what the poor girl in one of my stories I am writing at the moment is going to need a year's worth of counselling for what I am about to make her go through.

But anyway that is not the point of this entry, you know how people say they want to tell the story of their lives and how they came to be where they are now in their lives? Well it got me to thinking about what I would want the book to be titled and how I would explain my life to those people out there who want some insight into the mind of a confused nearly 20 year old (I will be 20 on Friday this week) who hasn't got quite a handle of what she wants to do with her life. I think my book might be "BLOGGED: My Confused Life So Far".
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February 12th 2007 @ 02:35

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What are your memories of starting school?

Part of the reason I am writing about this is because all the children around Australia go back to school this week and partly because I had a conversation with a child who is starting school this year while I was baby sitting yesterday and it reminded me of when I first started school, I was asking the same questions that she was yesterday when I was her age (four turning five), questions like: "What if my teacher is mean?", "What if I don't like school?" etc (I also wondered if her parents have been preparing her properly for the step of going to school) so I told her about my first day where I was frightened, I remember throwing a massive tantrum about not wanting to go to Kindergarten on the first day but I learnt that school is a lot of fun, you learn so much and you make so many new friends plus she gets to wear a special uniform...I actually remember getting in trouble for crunching my chair into the teachers shoe...LOL!

Anyway thats about all I wanted to write about today so have a good rest of the weekend and tata cyaz
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January 28th 2007 @ 00:29

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This is Me!

Hello again, I thought seeing as I will be doing plenty of work on here over the next few weeks, I thought I would tell you all a bit about myself so you all can read my blog and have understanding of where I am coming from.
First of all, my name is Julie and I come from the working class town of Newcastle which is two hours up the F# highway from Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. I am 19 years old and I do some part time volunteer work in the child care industry.
I love sharing my opinion and hearing the opinions of others, I also love music, reading and writing stories and poetry (I might post some of my poetry on here for you to read).
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January 15th 2007 @ 00:39

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