WORKING WITH TRANVESTITES
March 5th 2008 20:11
IN MY JOB YOU DO WORK WITH FUNNY PEOPLE, MOSTLY HOMOES. SOME OF MY BEST MATES WERE GAY AND THE LAUGHS OUT OF THEM WERE SECOND TO NONE. THIS ONE PARTICULAR SUNNY DAY AN INTERVIEW WAS BEING SET UP BY THE BOSS AND HER HUBBY. WHEN I ASKED THE BOSS WHO WAS IT SHE SAID IT WAS A FELLA NAMED DOLLY.
ANOTHER GAY BOY i said to myself can anyone be normal in here.THEY HAD THE CHAT BUT SOME OF THEIR HAIRDRESSING SKILLS LEFT A LOT TO BE DESIRED. THEY ALWAYS CAME IN DRUGGED UP PISSED OR JUST OFF THE WEATHER, DUE TO THEIR, OVERACTIVE SEX LIFE, WHICH WE HAD TO ENDURE THE ENDLESS DETAILS OF THE NIGHT AFTER.
I HAD JUST FINISHED MISS OR MS BALL AS SHE LIKED TO BE CALLED. SHE WAS A LIBRARIAN WITH A FACE MADE UP LIKE A BLOODY RAG DOLL WITH A HEAD OF HAIR MADE OF WIRE WOOL. SHE WAS A GOER ON THE SIDE AS SHE WAS SEEING A MARRIED MAN FOR AFTERNOONIES IN THE LOCAL BB. LUCKY BITCH.WHEN HELLO DOLLY WALKED IN. I NEARLY WET MY KNICKERS AND REALLY TRIED HARD TO DISGUISE MY LAUGHING TEARS.
WELL FOR STARTERS HIS VIOCE WAS NOT A TYPICAL HIGH RATE LOOK AT ME IM GAY TYPE OF TONE. IT WAS AS DEEP AS BARRY WHITE, AND SHOOK THE SHOP WITH A DEEP NESS LIKE DARK RICH CHOCOLATE BEING BLOWN DOWN A TROMBONE
THE ATTIRE LEFT MUCH TO BE DESIRED, THIS WAS THE KILLER FOR ME. HE WORE A BIG STRAW HAT WITH A MASSIVE RIBBON AROUND IT . A PAIR OF WHITE PLASTIC GLASSES, A FRILLY FLOWERY DRESS PINK FISH NET TIGHTS AND KILLER PROSTITUTE SIZE TENS SEE THROUGH SHOES ON HIS PLATES OF MEAT. HE ALSO HAD HOMEMADE TATOOS ON HIS MUSCLEY ARMS AS WELL AS A FEW SCARS TO THE INSIDE. AS I MADE MY WAY UP TO THE DESK WITH A CLOTH TYDING UP THE STATION I GOT A GAWP AT HIS INNER ARMS AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF SMACK HEAD. THEY WERE SCARRED BUT HEY IM NO P.C PLOD COULD HE HAVE BEEN DIABETIC?
HE DID GET THE JOB AND WAS TOLD ON THE CIRCUSTANCE TO TONE IT DOWN WITH THE ATTIRE. HE STARTED THE WEEK AFTER. HIS LIFE HAD BEEN A LITTLE ROUGH. AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF GETTING TO KNOW THE FELLA , HE DID SWING BOTH WAYS. HE CAME IN ONE MORN AND SAT IN THE STAFF ROOM. I ASKED HIM WAS HE OK AND HE PROCEEDED TO TELL ME OF THE ANTICKS OF THE NIGHT BEFORE. HE HAD ENDED UP MEETING A FELLA AND GOING BACK TO THE GUYS PLACE , HE WAS TIED UP IN THE BEDROOM TO A DINING CHAIR AND LEFT FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR.
HE STARTED TO SHOUT DOWN THE STAIRS HEY , HELLO ANY ONE THERE, WHEN THE VOICE SHOUTED BACK ILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
THE GUY CAME IN WEARING A SILWESTER YELLOW RAIN MAC AND HAT, LIKE YOUDE SEE ON A MOVIE HOLDING A VERY LARGE TROUT DRIPING WITH FISH JUICE AND WATER. DOLLY SAID WHAT THE F... ARE YOU AT MAN , WHEN THE NUTTER STARTED TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE REALLY HARD WITH THE FISH. THE PERV WAS GETTING OFF ON IT AND SHOT HIS LOAD ALL OVER THE TROUSERS . DOLLY SAID HE WAS SCREAMING UNTIE ME YOU F ING IDIOT. THE GUY TRIED TO SNOG HIM AND SO UNTIED HIM. HE SAID HE RAN LIKE A GIRL STINKING TO HIGH HEAVENS DOWN THE STREET TO A TAXI RANK. THE TAXI RANK WAS PACKED. AND SO HE HAD TO WAIT WHILST THE PEOPLE DISSAPEARED ONE BY ONE STINKING THE PLACE OUT.
DOLLY WAS NUTS HIMSELF AND SO LEFT THE SHOP IN ORDER TO TRIP THE LIGHTS FANDANGO IN TENERIFE WHERE HE HAD HIS OWN SHOW, IN IT WAS HIS EXPERIANCE HE CALLED IT A FISH CALLED DOLLY. I WONDER WHERE BERNARD IS NOW?
ANOTHER GAY BOY i said to myself can anyone be normal in here.THEY HAD THE CHAT BUT SOME OF THEIR HAIRDRESSING SKILLS LEFT A LOT TO BE DESIRED. THEY ALWAYS CAME IN DRUGGED UP PISSED OR JUST OFF THE WEATHER, DUE TO THEIR, OVERACTIVE SEX LIFE, WHICH WE HAD TO ENDURE THE ENDLESS DETAILS OF THE NIGHT AFTER.
I HAD JUST FINISHED MISS OR MS BALL AS SHE LIKED TO BE CALLED. SHE WAS A LIBRARIAN WITH A FACE MADE UP LIKE A BLOODY RAG DOLL WITH A HEAD OF HAIR MADE OF WIRE WOOL. SHE WAS A GOER ON THE SIDE AS SHE WAS SEEING A MARRIED MAN FOR AFTERNOONIES IN THE LOCAL BB. LUCKY BITCH.WHEN HELLO DOLLY WALKED IN. I NEARLY WET MY KNICKERS AND REALLY TRIED HARD TO DISGUISE MY LAUGHING TEARS.
WELL FOR STARTERS HIS VIOCE WAS NOT A TYPICAL HIGH RATE LOOK AT ME IM GAY TYPE OF TONE. IT WAS AS DEEP AS BARRY WHITE, AND SHOOK THE SHOP WITH A DEEP NESS LIKE DARK RICH CHOCOLATE BEING BLOWN DOWN A TROMBONE
THE ATTIRE LEFT MUCH TO BE DESIRED, THIS WAS THE KILLER FOR ME. HE WORE A BIG STRAW HAT WITH A MASSIVE RIBBON AROUND IT . A PAIR OF WHITE PLASTIC GLASSES, A FRILLY FLOWERY DRESS PINK FISH NET TIGHTS AND KILLER PROSTITUTE SIZE TENS SEE THROUGH SHOES ON HIS PLATES OF MEAT. HE ALSO HAD HOMEMADE TATOOS ON HIS MUSCLEY ARMS AS WELL AS A FEW SCARS TO THE INSIDE. AS I MADE MY WAY UP TO THE DESK WITH A CLOTH TYDING UP THE STATION I GOT A GAWP AT HIS INNER ARMS AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF SMACK HEAD. THEY WERE SCARRED BUT HEY IM NO P.C PLOD COULD HE HAVE BEEN DIABETIC?
HE DID GET THE JOB AND WAS TOLD ON THE CIRCUSTANCE TO TONE IT DOWN WITH THE ATTIRE. HE STARTED THE WEEK AFTER. HIS LIFE HAD BEEN A LITTLE ROUGH. AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF GETTING TO KNOW THE FELLA , HE DID SWING BOTH WAYS. HE CAME IN ONE MORN AND SAT IN THE STAFF ROOM. I ASKED HIM WAS HE OK AND HE PROCEEDED TO TELL ME OF THE ANTICKS OF THE NIGHT BEFORE. HE HAD ENDED UP MEETING A FELLA AND GOING BACK TO THE GUYS PLACE , HE WAS TIED UP IN THE BEDROOM TO A DINING CHAIR AND LEFT FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR.
HE STARTED TO SHOUT DOWN THE STAIRS HEY , HELLO ANY ONE THERE, WHEN THE VOICE SHOUTED BACK ILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
THE GUY CAME IN WEARING A SILWESTER YELLOW RAIN MAC AND HAT, LIKE YOUDE SEE ON A MOVIE HOLDING A VERY LARGE TROUT DRIPING WITH FISH JUICE AND WATER. DOLLY SAID WHAT THE F... ARE YOU AT MAN , WHEN THE NUTTER STARTED TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE REALLY HARD WITH THE FISH. THE PERV WAS GETTING OFF ON IT AND SHOT HIS LOAD ALL OVER THE TROUSERS . DOLLY SAID HE WAS SCREAMING UNTIE ME YOU F ING IDIOT. THE GUY TRIED TO SNOG HIM AND SO UNTIED HIM. HE SAID HE RAN LIKE A GIRL STINKING TO HIGH HEAVENS DOWN THE STREET TO A TAXI RANK. THE TAXI RANK WAS PACKED. AND SO HE HAD TO WAIT WHILST THE PEOPLE DISSAPEARED ONE BY ONE STINKING THE PLACE OUT.
DOLLY WAS NUTS HIMSELF AND SO LEFT THE SHOP IN ORDER TO TRIP THE LIGHTS FANDANGO IN TENERIFE WHERE HE HAD HIS OWN SHOW, IN IT WAS HIS EXPERIANCE HE CALLED IT A FISH CALLED DOLLY. I WONDER WHERE BERNARD IS NOW?
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