Women's groups express outrage at percentage of male breath in atmosphere
April 9th 2009 20:56
Women's groups, sick of all things male, have expressed their outrage at the findings of a new report on research into the amount of male breath in the atmosphere.
According to the report, because men never get a word in when women are speaking, they breathe very deeply in order to control their rage. Consequently, males release more breath into the atmosphere than women, regardless of how much hot air they produce during their rants.
They plan a global protest march to correct this inequality.
According to the report, because men never get a word in when women are speaking, they breathe very deeply in order to control their rage. Consequently, males release more breath into the atmosphere than women, regardless of how much hot air they produce during their rants.
They plan a global protest march to correct this inequality.
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Comment by samaritan
Fringe Faith
Samaritan's Stories
And in my house, there is me and my two sons. The person who does about 90% of the talking in the house is my youngest son. When he's not there, it's very, very quiet.
I'm not sure what this says about the percentage of male to female breath in my house though! And I don't think I'll be taking part in the protest march
Samaritan
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Just to set the record straight? I think men are as fucked in the head as women. Human nature is so corrupt and flawed it's not even funny anymore. And human nature is both male and female.
I just like writing. And sometimes I'll just write a quick post for the hell of it.
A post like this one takes about a minute.
But if I correspond with a woman on the net who goes men and women are equal? I'll pull my penis out and go, "I don't think so."