Women are like...
September 11th 2007 16:57
Cyclones: One good blowjob and you lose your house and car. (this one i didnt make up)
Werewolves: Once a month they're a nightmare to be around, they shed blood everywhere and fuck up people's lives.
Submarines: They're incredibly lethal, very sneaky, and work best when full of seamen (say it out loud, it makes sense).
Female Dogs: they're all bitches.
Sticky Tape: Annoying as fuck, clingy, but never around when you need to use 'em.
Alcohol: One good night and you're left battered, bruised, and minus all your money.
Fridges: Even though they have a hot rear, inside they're either cold or broken.
Calculators: If you press the right buttons they'll do what you want
I just made them upi off the top of my head (bar the first one). Now you guys come up with some. Entertain me.
Werewolves: Once a month they're a nightmare to be around, they shed blood everywhere and fuck up people's lives.
Submarines: They're incredibly lethal, very sneaky, and work best when full of seamen (say it out loud, it makes sense).
Female Dogs: they're all bitches.
Sticky Tape: Annoying as fuck, clingy, but never around when you need to use 'em.
Alcohol: One good night and you're left battered, bruised, and minus all your money.
Fridges: Even though they have a hot rear, inside they're either cold or broken.
Calculators: If you press the right buttons they'll do what you want
I just made them upi off the top of my head (bar the first one). Now you guys come up with some. Entertain me.
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Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Woman are like the ocean - no matter how much you love them, they never stop being treacherous.
Women are like clouds - soft, fluffy and beautiful, but always slipping through your fingers.
Woman are like bottomless pits - no matter how much you throw in, the bitch is never satisfied.