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<title>Who Will Be The Next American Idol Judge?</title>
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<title>The Greatest Thing On Earth</title>
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<title>Tony Abbott Talks Shit</title>
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<title>About Time Sister!! Julia Gillard - First Woman Prime Minister of Australia</title>
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<description>Julia Gillard is the symbol for all young girls' to aspire to. Too many young girls look up to people like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, The Jersey Girls, Lindsay Lohan...</description>
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<title>Get It Done With Emotional Blackmail</title>
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<title>Local Girl Arrested for Mass Hysterics</title>
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<description>Local girl, Raquel Blank from Sydney was arrested yesterday for causing "mass hysterics" according to police. According to sources, the incident started when Raquel told two co-workers she was "ears-dropping...</description>
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