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Why am I Such an Idiot?

May 27th 2007 00:58
What kind of a person leaves a 4000 word research proposal until the day before it is due?!?!

Better yet, what person actually writes out a nice writing plan for said proposal, only to discover the next day that you're trying to answer the wrong fucking question?

fuck fuck fuck. Looks like I'm up shit creek. If I don't post anything for a while, it means I've either off'd myself, I'm shacked up in the hills with my professor on a very romantic (and very gay) love retreat to try and get a decent grade, or... I've skipped country, changed my name and have started a new life.


Because let's be honest... knowing me, those scenarios are a fuckload more likely than me actually sitting down and doing this assignment.

What's that? I have to go to work tonight? SHIT! Even less time to do my assignment.

What am I doing on Orble? I should be planning my inter-country getaway... or buying sex toys for my gay love retreat.

Wish me luck peoples.
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Comment by David

May 27th 2007 01:24
Someone ...

What kind of person?

You sound like a fairly typical student to me ...

Not sure if internet addiction to a site like Orble will get you an extension but PreTraumatic Stress Syndrome due to your as-yet-to-be realised gay love affair with your Tutor/Lecturer will ...

David ...

Comment by Someone

May 27th 2007 01:26
I was hoping to seduce the lecturer... and then either convince him that i loved him and if he loved me he'd pass me, or blackmail him into giving me a pass.



All this talk of gay love is making me feel queasy. I'm gonna go watch very straight porn until i feel comfortable with my sexuality again.

Comment by Tracy

May 27th 2007 01:32
Good luck with the romancing......looking forward to hearing how it went...

Comment by Someone

May 27th 2007 01:33
Come to think of it... i haven't been to any of the lectures, i don't even know if the lecturer is a dude.

Please, for the love of god, and the sake of my heterosexuality, let it be a chick.

Failing that, my tutor is a chick. She has a hot accent too. Oh, the possibilities.

Comment by David

May 27th 2007 01:34
You started the gay talk ...

Don't blame me ... *

I'd rather fail miserably ...

On a serious note. What subject is it?

Comment by Someone

May 27th 2007 01:35
Business research methods.... a 4000 word brand extension research proposal.

Blah. I offered anyone in my college $100 if they wanted to do it. Apparently 2.5c/word just isn't enough. Bugger.

Comment by David

May 27th 2007 01:47
That's it ... I'm advertising on uni websites to do assignments ...

Shit I did a couple for my ex-girfriend ... I have a very good record at uni (All HDs ... pity I wasn't there at the time ...

$100 for 4000 words? For me that's at least $25/hr ...

Pass the word around ...

Comment by Someone

May 27th 2007 02:24
It's not the writing that bothers me, it's the research you have to do in order to do the writing.

Stupid business and citing articles and bullshit like that. Argh.

Comment by Tracy

May 27th 2007 02:31
Can you fake an illness?

Comment by Someone

May 27th 2007 04:55
i wish. No, i dont think so. The assignment has been in the making for a few months now, i dont think they'd let me off with a 1 day illness excuse.

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

May 27th 2007 06:50
"Good Luck!!" Ahh man i've put things off a few times, and just fill "Sick" over it at the time.
Tammy

Comment by Tracy

May 27th 2007 09:20
Tricky stuff....

Comment by KylieW

June 1st 2007 03:22
Good luck.

Don't be too hard on yourself. You sound like the majority of uni students (I don't think I ever started any assignment more than 2 days before it was due). I fucking hate assignments that require to do research. Why can't you just write shit down......


Comment by Tracy

June 1st 2007 03:33
How did it turn out, Someone?

Comment by D. Armenta

June 5th 2007 20:56
Business research methods?

Business Research Methods???!!

What in hell are you doing studying that for--future job security?

Doesn't sound like you're in it for love of the field..but maybe I'm wrong.

Comment by Someone

June 10th 2007 14:07
Business Research Methods... basically they teach you how to analyse business research...

What can I say, it's a compulsory subject for my degree... go figure.

Comment by D. Armenta

June 12th 2007 19:45
Yeah, I know what it means..it just sounds pretty stultifying.

Poor thing! Good luck with that.

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