voltaireguapo

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grand theft at the office

November 5th 2006 01:57
I can't belive it.. Ok this one is the biggest dumbist thing I think anyone with any upper cranial activity could do....So as I sit pondering to myself if my computer screen should be cleaned off or should I spray some of that nasty tastes like S#!t disenfectant to prevent interoffice germ spread. The office gossip bug lands on my shoulder..."you know- we'll call her= naddy got her wallet stolen by we'll call them= jack, and ass" both brothers who work in a typical office setting. All I said is you've got to be kidding. The bug replied " Nope seems naddy left her wallet at her desk and jack picked it up, naddy said she is missing over $1,000. from her bank." I said how could that be they would have had to had her pin # to get any cash??? The bug replies "it was a new card and the pin was in the wallet". I just shook my head partialy in shock and also in distrust of this second hand information. Me the lone ranger would find out this rat and set thing straight. So as I was headed to find out Ass and some other person who is ass's freind got into an argument right in front of everyone. I broke that up before things got realy bad. I headed right to naddys desk she was packing her bag I asked where she was going she exclaimed "I've got to go to the police station to pick up some more video of the people who have been using my back card I've already got one video from the gas station. would you like to see." I said yeah" naddy said now watch close at 5:45 you'll see Jack and Ass pull up in Ass's white mustang. Jack will get out" switching to an inside camera "Jack will walk to the ATM swipe the card look around right at the camera to see if anyone is looking and take out $500." ...........All I can say to this is wake up you stupid basterds...

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death by cubicle

November 4th 2006 05:02
Well first I must say that life is a crazy thing. Now down to the dirty, flee infested corpse of a situation. This is not some comedy like "office space" or the new birth of the marviously hilarious show "office". I talking about real life BS. The kind of stuff that just makes you want to drop to your knees pull out your hair and say why god why. My life starts every mourning with a Beep beep beep beep beep....oh well 5 more min already...BEEP BEEP BEEP..Ok ok i'm going already. Then I find myself thinking Ouch!. I mean holy s#!t OUCH! I just spent all night sleeping on my arm on top of the end table to avoid crushing my sons 3 year old frame. OK shower, skip the shave "good thing beards are in right now" brush the teeth and every thing else. Well to keep you up to speed this has taken an astounding 20 min max. So if I don't do my check list i'll forget something Badge, wallet, keys, phone...Badge, wallet, keys, phone sometimes it feels like a chant. I will have thought this process througt at least 6 times before I leave out the door. oh well! another 10 min just went by. shaking off the arm jump into my truck for another hour long drive the the office. Yeah no accident, no mugging on the walk to work. time to sit down in my little box and stare at a screen for 8 - 12 hrs. Got them bills to pay you know. I think the office place should be a free flowing open minded environment about employee / employer trust. like my father has started saying get er done...seems like words of wisdom in a way. Well this is my hello... now that were at work i'll walk you througt the day next time...lots of luck...

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