JasVegetables Gone Bad! Part 2
October 30th 2006 06:57
Juan and I held hands and prepared ourselves for what was to come. Actually I just placed my hand on his side as he is a Soccer Ball Ham and has no limbs to speak of. The demon-posessed Celery was still outside - on the other side of the Kelvinator door - baying for my blood and Juan's salty juices. "On three", I said as I resisted the urge to puke into the left over creamed corn at my side.
"One...two...thr-". I didn't even get to finish counting. Rising up behind Juan was a terrifying thing, a green, sinewy, evil thing. There was an awful silence as the spectre grew, finally completely overshadowing poor Juan. A low, gutteral growl shook the fridge and I could scarcely move as the evil Celery came at Juan, all thrashing stalks and flashes of green.
I felt terribly guilty but my first impulse was to take advantage of the distraction and make a get away. I could hardly watch as the wicked vegetable tore into Juan's succelent exterior. It was now or never.
TO BE CONTINUED...
"One...two...thr-". I didn't even get to finish counting. Rising up behind Juan was a terrifying thing, a green, sinewy, evil thing. There was an awful silence as the spectre grew, finally completely overshadowing poor Juan. A low, gutteral growl shook the fridge and I could scarcely move as the evil Celery came at Juan, all thrashing stalks and flashes of green.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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