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Ugly Bridesmaid's Dresses and Even Uglier Groomsmen's Tuxedos

January 29th 2007 06:00
So I started searching the net today for some bridesmaids dresses. I just wanted to get some ideas. I just wanted to, you know, see what sort of bridesmaids dresses there are out there...

And then I came across this HILARIOUS site. It's called UGLYDRESS.com and it's an archive of the world's ugliest bridesmaid dresses. You HAVE to check it out.

Here's just a taste of the vomit green, plastic pink, poodle puff numbers you'll be exposed to.

Ugly Bridesmaid Dress
www.uglydress.com



It's puffy, it's shapeless and I can just hear the annoying swish the dress would generate with every movement. Plus, it's so shiny I reckon you could vomit on it and everything would just slide right off.


Ugly Bridesmaid Dress
www.uglydress.com


Can you believe someone had to actually wear this? It's so busy and frilly and bowy. And it seems the colour purple was feeling a little sick that day, don't you think?


And now here's one for the gents:

Bad Bad Tuxedo
www.uglydress.com


Ahh yes, the classic powder blue tux. I'm sure this was a good look several decades ago but really, in this day and age, no groomsman should be dressed in anything other than a simple, black tuxedo.

To all of you who will be taking part in my bridal party, I promise not to be so cruel.

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Comment by katyzzz

January 28th 2007 10:34
LB,

Did you want me for the Matron of Honour?

Actually the material and colour of the apricot one is wonderful, but ugly dress, ugly girl.

Hope you do better. I'm glad I've been there and done that.

katyzzz

Comment by Legally Brunette

January 29th 2007 02:26
Lol, yeah, it's hard. It's as if bridesmaids dresses were specifically made to be horrendous!

Comment by Lucy Lucy

January 29th 2007 05:09
LB you better not dress me up in one of those but I think the blue tux is quite cute!

Comment by Anonymous

January 22nd 2008 17:22
Can anyone think of any truly hideous celebrity bridesmaid dresses?

Comment by Anonymous

May 20th 2010 02:56
My oldest brother got married recently. He was actually considering having the groomsmen wear powder blue tuxes. I was ready to whoop his ass.

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