Two Aussie Farmers Say
June 29th 2010 09:34
"Ow yer goin Fred, did ya get the news terday?
A female is prime Minister, wot yer say?"
"Won't change nuthin, them pollies're all the same,
They kin stuff up anything an never take the blame."
"But we ain't never ad a woman in the real top spot,
If she gits things goin, she might even be crash hot."
"I doan trust them pollies, cause once they're voted in
They soon git their sticky paws in the money tin."
"They ain't all like that, some means wot they say
Look at old -er - wots -is -name, retired yesterday.
Honest as the day is long, bin in the 'ouse fer years
Anyone could talk to im, long as they buys the beer."
"Where you been hidin, that bloke's bin gorn for years
Though I reckon e's still got the taste for other people's beer."
"Well, I doan spend me time list'nin to their party yack
I got all them young heifers calvin by the Smiths old track."
"Geez mate, yer make it ard, ow'd yer git them cows down there?
Did tha fence fell down an they walked, or did they float on air?"
"Bein smart won't elp ya know, take that fella she replaced
Wot's 'e done that no one likes, geez, 'as 'e lost face.?"
"I dunno bout 'im, 'e was 'ardly ever 'ome,
Always goin somewhere, must ave the urge to roam.
'An 'e left those new kids in charge when 'e went away.
They 'ad no experience in Govt business of the day."
"They's not long out of Uni, with a shiny new degree,
'E musta been weak in the 'ead, to let that lot run free."
"Water under the bridge now, our Julia's got the reins
I 'ope my guess is right an' she's really got some brains."
"Come the next election we kin all 'ave a bit ter say,
I think I'll vote for anyone who comes 'an bales me hay."
"Now that's bein silly, 'an this is serious, ya know
It ain't a bloody circus, or I would take the kids an' go."
"Well, I 'ope they git it right this time, 'an 'elp us all a bit,
I'm sick of bein' last in line an' coppin' all tha shit."
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