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Total Randomness - August 2009

Turtle Porn

August 19th 2009 21:08
OK - I probably shouldn't laugh at this - but it is bloody hysterical. A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and being the sick bastard I am I had to have some voyeurism turtle style

This is originally from a TV show called "Attack of the Show".

Turtle sex



Thanks Marty!

Notice how bored the female is and how bloody difficult it would be to have sex wearing a big bloody shell. But you go Mr Turtle - you can do it!!! And keep breathing - hahahaha

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Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

August 20th 2009 06:59


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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

This is so so so so so so so so so so so so funny.



Cheers


Comment by Natalina

August 20th 2009 06:59


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Jason!!!! That is so F'ing disturbing! I did not like that sound he was making at all!! Nooo!

Hahahaha! And she was so bored! She was like..."Please let this be over soon, I have laundry in the dryer..."

Comment by Jason King

August 20th 2009 07:06


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Hahahahahahaha

I'm glad you liked it TWPY - I was wondering if people would see the article and watch the video - I was crying with laughter when I watched.

Natalina - the sound was disturbing - I never even knew turtles could make noises like that - it was more like turtle rape from a turtle prisoner in captivity for 10 years that never got any. She was like - bloody hurry up - I can't believe I am going to have to lay about 60 eggs after this shit Hahaha

Comment by Cheryl J

August 20th 2009 11:39


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Lordy, I've actually witnessed this in the flesh so to speak and hope to never have to see or hear it again. It was funny watching the parents trying to explain to small children what was going on. It was so noisy. I couldn't get away from there fast enough.

Comment by Jason King

August 20th 2009 11:42


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Hahahahaha - OMG - that is more funny than the video CJ

Comment by Cheryl J

August 20th 2009 12:25


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BTW the ones I saw were giant turtles and the noise was a more of a deep grunting. I'm not sure which was worse, that or this one. Oh it still gives me nightmares Eeeuw.

Comment by Natalina

August 20th 2009 12:38


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Ok, let's all cleanse our brains with a little more wholesome but no less bizarre video....


Comment by Morgan Bell

August 20th 2009 18:55


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awww that was so incredibly adorable, that turtle dude is putting a massive amount of effort into concentration, A for effort little dude

Comment by Whitney

August 20th 2009 19:58


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Russian Tortoises. Love em. Have em. Great pets.

Comment by Jason King

August 20th 2009 20:33


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Natalina - that is odd - I never knew they made more sounds than "ribbup". Creepy - I wanted the frog to jump on the cat's face total "Alien" style Thanks for the vid.

Morgan - you are the new Turtle Head Cheerleader. You can do it you can do it He does put in a huge effort.

Whitney - cool - where abouts do you live? Don't think I have seen these in Australia - I used to have long necked tortoises - but they were nowhere as entertaining as this - haha

Comment by Jason King

August 20th 2009 20:34


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Who would have thought this would make it to number one article - you are all sick - hahaha
But thanks

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