Top 10 reasons why Vampire Wars is a dumb game

The top 10 reasons why VW is a dumb game:

1. Because of the spam.
2. Because all it takes to succeed is a credit card.
3. Because there's a thousand and one bugs, cheats, hacks, and loopholes.
4. Because it spends more time crashed than working.
5. Because no one knows what the rules are, including the developers.
6. Because there's no actual point to the game.
7. Because the hot girl asking to join your clan wants you to steal your credit card information from her pay-per-view webcam site.
8. Because Zynga just banned you for no reason after you spent two years building your character.
9. Because the only skill involved is enough hand-eye coordination to click a button.

And the number one reason why Vampire Wars is a dumb game: --

10. Because Edward Cullen doesn't exist and you'll never get to marry him no matter how much black you wear, how much Marilyn Manson you listen to, and how many times you slit your wrists.

Cue the CBS Orchestra...

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Comment by Anonymous

March 11th 2010 18:41

you suck

Comment by Nonymous

March 11th 2010 21:52

Philosophy Blog

So does VW.

And your mom.

Comment by Anonymous

March 24th 2010 18:16

no its not ture i dont belive you

Comment by Anonymous

March 28th 2010 07:33

yeah I HATE Twilight most stupid vampire book/movie.. I turned the movie off when he shined like diamonds!

Comment by Anonymous

July 1st 2010 21:29

Looooooool. # 2 was the best out of all of them.

Comment by Anonymous

July 31st 2010 19:44

Seriously, what has Twilight got to do with it?

Comment by Anonymous

September 8th 2010 07:29

I play Vampire Wars... And I will continue to play VW... for a little while longer at least... But whoever wrote this has A LOT of all too valid points, UNFORTUNATELY... MOST of what was said is quite sad but true... and kinda funny actually!!! All except number 10... Raggin' on fans of Twilight and Marilyn Manson and including suicidal references in a context of attempted comedy is even lamer than Twilight and Manson's last album put together!!! Which is pretty darned lame, if you didn't know.. LOL!!! Thank GOD for TRUE BLOOD and SKINNY PUPPY!!!!!

But... aren't "Top Ten" lists of stuff supposed to start with Number TEN and work their way up to the NUMBER ONE?

Comment by Anonymous

September 28th 2010 20:42

Yes they are! David Letterman would be disgusted LOL and #10 was stupid!!! You were on a roll till that one.

Comment by Nonymous

September 30th 2010 00:14

Philosophy Blog

Anon, thanks for the comment. I'd kinda agree that #10 is lame (although it might also be true that Letterman's 10s also tend to be stupid).

Okay, here's a challenge for any new commenters -- what should #10 be replaced with?