Tony Abbott Talks Shit
June 25th 2010 10:53
Link: www.wittysam.com
Tony Abbott hooked up to his personal Shit-O-Metre
"I couldn't give a shit really," Mr Tony Abbott smirked, "I will shit on her every chance I get... so I'm glad we have a woman Prime Minister."
Known for his potty mouth and his ability to pick up on Alien signals with his satellite dish ears, Tony Abbott carries his special "Swear Book" filled with "Shit" everywhere he goes. Nothing comes between him and his shit.
Tony Abbott laughs at shit
According to insiders, Tony spends long hours at Parliament House writing shit. "Tony keeps the bar so high for all of us," said an intern, "I'm always trying to impress him with my shit. Often spending weekends on lots of shit for work."
His top political speech writer was sacked earlier this year for not having enough shit in Tony Abbott's speeches. According to sources he writes all his own shit now. "He is so full of shit! I just hope I can be filled with just as much shit as he is one day," said a brown nosed intern. Another source who used to work for Tony Abbott said, "There is only so much shit you can take working for Tony. All he can think about is shit... seriously politics is more than just about shit."
Tony Abbott says "I'm shitfaced!"
Tony Abbott was overheard to have said, "Just because Julia Gillard is great at debating doesn't mean shit... I can talk shit all day. The Australian public has no idea how much shit I can make up! Why won't anyone listen to my shit?"
How the Australian PM, Julia Gillard handles all the shit Mr Tony Abbott plans to throw at her, we'll have to wait and see.
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
Samantha, I loved it!
Sooo funny! I
sn't the Mad Monk hideous too, always displaying his semi naked body, yuck, and worse, the budgie smugglers, a pair of which he recently sent to a charity auction!!! EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
The very thought of bidding on and winning his budgies makes me wanna puke!
And I am gay!!!!!
cheers
fog