toilet talk and question time
June 25th 2008 06:55
Quick question, it wouldn't be quite as funny with out a quick back story, so here it goes.
I was at my brothers wedding, I was best man, we some how started talking about going to the toilet at tafe, turns out he doesn't urinate at the urinal either, we both opt for the cubicle.
So be both have a shy bladder. Question is it genetic?
While I am on the topic of toilets, I would like to ask another question.
At tafe the toilet paper is that awkward, small, folded, one ply stuff. It hurts! Would it be weird if I brought my own from home?
I was at my brothers wedding, I was best man, we some how started talking about going to the toilet at tafe, turns out he doesn't urinate at the urinal either, we both opt for the cubicle.
So be both have a shy bladder. Question is it genetic?
While I am on the topic of toilets, I would like to ask another question.
At tafe the toilet paper is that awkward, small, folded, one ply stuff. It hurts! Would it be weird if I brought my own from home?
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Comment by Dea
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Not only do you want to bring your own paper but your own disinfectant, mop and bucket too!
Each time I've gone to use them some disgusting freak has pissed all over the floor and seat and hell why should they stop there! I say go all out and piss all over the walls too! Oh, and it wouldn't be a complete waste of time to piss all over the flush button too!
Not that there's anything to flush since they always seem to just miss the friggen bowl!
So no, it's not genetic, you're just perhaps a little worried about what you could possibly catch from these disease infected 'watering holes'!
Then again, you choose to go into the cubicle?! So I don't know.. perhaps becuase you have urinals it keeps the cubicles clean. So if that is the case, then God I wish we had urinals, then perhaps our cubicles would stay clean!
Comment by slacko
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My bladder shyness is that I can not urinate in front of other people, I can only urinate at a cubicle.
I work on building sites, let me say they are worse! I think people try urinate everywhere but the bowl, very annoying.
It has led people to write on the walls, 'piss in it, not on it'
Thanks for reading and the comment.
Also want to give a quick shout out to my good friend rose who has often been my counselor, she is ment to be studying for uni exams but has become a little distracted on orble. Hehehe mwa thanks rose.
Comment by Mountain Fog
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which will satisfy all your problems, which seem to be, pissing in public view, at a urinal that belongs in a third world gaol;
Your text goes here">Solution: all you need is a catheter!!
Have a baggie connected to it, maybe keep that in your backpack, or secreted in a bum bag on your hip and away ya go laddie!!
No more filthy toilet bowls, no more public humiliation, and you have the added advantage of 'going' anywhere.. even while watching a movie at the cinema!! tee hee!!
Yah never know, it might start a craze and people will be proud to show it, maybe a new T Shirt design, made of the bladder bag skin, which "changes colour" as you go, as it fills up!!!!
hehe!!
cheers
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Comment by slacko
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When ever I go to the football, If it is a good game I don't want to miss any, but then you can't get a cubicle at half time, you look weird if you are lining up for one while urinal space is available. Hmmm. It would be like vendors bringing a bottle of coke to you, I can just urinate at the seat im in.
I would have to strap it to my hip though, I hate bum bags. I don't know how the piss shirt would fare with the public, but consumers aren't very smart, if you market it the right way.
Lol thank you very much for your input.
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HOWEVER, there was that artist who did the "Piss Christ" artwork, that caused a huge commotion, basically he pissed into a big glass tub, threw in a crucifix, and some blood I think, and sealed it up.
Actually, the photo in the paper made it seem quite etherial and interesting, but the maddened christians got their way, and it was removed.
Anyhoo, you are correct that good marketing can sell almost anything, besides, a lot of neo-punks and other ghastlies would probably love it!!
Just imagine sitting in a bar with someone wearing one, then watching it fill up...hmmm.. I really think it could catch on, but probably more so in Europe!
cheers
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I can also see pissing competitions in rough workers bars, "who can fill their shirt up the fastest", sor tof the reverse of the yard of ale comp that Hawke won in Oxford when he was at Uni there... hmmm.. havn't thought about that, when the shirt is full...
HEY! GOT IT!! We could market it to Japanese TV!! They love all that weird shit! have you ever seen a TV show called "Endurance", or University Challenge, man they are out there! They put uni students and whomever through terrible torture situations to see who lasts the longest.
One show had guys being dragged behind a car, on their arse, down a bitumen road...no kidding, and when they screamed for it to stop, their jeans were in shreds and their arses bleeding!!
Surely, a pissing shirt comp would seem tame to that lot??
we could call them Pee Shirts... hehe!
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HA! Now that would stop em in their tracks...well.. one would HOPE it did!! But what if they liked it!!! YIKES!!
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I can see game show of sorts... it will need more work, however, basically it is this;
if each contestant had to wear a Pee Suit, which is filled with pee, and some stinky coloured water, to make up the volume, and then they have to get through an obstacle course, without breaking the suit, and other contestants could be at certain points on the course with some sort of dart, or dart on a wobbly stick, to make it harder to pierce the suit, and at the end, they remove the oputer pee suit, under which is a white dinner suit!
Each contestant then has to sit down at a dinner table with a nice lady, or gent, who does not know what has happened, and they have to rate each one out of ten for politeness, amusement, and personal hygiene!!! hehehe!
The Japanese are very conscious of the hygiene bit... and then, they have to try and get a goodbye kiss... and a long hug...to win....eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe they have to pick someone up they are meeting on a blind date, and/or, they must get a taxi, and lose point sif the cabbie complains or refuses admission, and then they have to book a table at a swish restaurant, again they lose points if refused, and is so, they must keep going, till they find a place that does accept them, maybe ending up at a roadside stand up takeaway! This is only one points worth.
Person with most points at end of the dinner date, wins!
Bonus prizes for being kissed, and/or hugged, without comment or reaction by the girl!!
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