To Strip or not To Strip, That, is The Question.
October 29th 2008 06:22
Ive often been accused of making things hard for myself. Sure, I like a challenge, and Im less likely to take the easy road just because its not likely to teach me anything. A few years ago when I was unemployed(as usual) and with my also unemployed brother, we moaned about the lack of jobs, lack of money, and lack of oppurtunity. Its the job of all unemployed to bitch mercilessly about the job market.
But my brother suddenly turns on me and spits - "YOU have it easy. YOU dont have to worry at all. YOU could go out and get a well paying job right now. Just walk right into it."
I raised my eyebrows. He continues, "Do you know what top hookers are making? You could kill it"
At the time I said, Oh, No! Lil ol me? Pish posh. Self respect, blah blah blah....
But then, some time later, I found out that a man I respect as succeeding in an industry I covet made his original money as a male hooker. The only way he was able to raise enough money fast enough to start his chosen business in the way he wanted to start it was to prostitute. Id heard the rumours, but never believed them. How about when it comes right out of the horses mouth? Shit.
Ive always said I had no problem with the industry - indeed, Ive considered calling a call girl just because any girl I pick up in a bar would probably want me arrested. Ive also said if it came to that, Id have to fake coming too, because I wont allow what Ive built to crumble, no matter what I have to do.
Theres a wave of these modern, new age women getting into the sex industry for the dollars and blithely brushing away the self respect issue as they rake in the cash. Very recently, with no money, Ive been considering it, seriously considering it. I mean....Ive recently had a monetary offer for my services, but I declined. Thoughtfully.
And today, the jobs are in the paper again. Sure, the working girl ads are always there....This ones for 'Exotic dancers' oh, they put it politely dont they? Its just staring me in the face - flexible hours, good security, and a job where I can keep fit. Really, its got it all, and theres a killer hourly rate plus bonuses....Tips.....Notes in your panties, whatever.
Degrading myself? Well, I do that to myself. And when I find Im not good enough at it, I get my friends, family and boyfriend to do it. "Yeah, put me down baby, nothing turns me on like knowing what a complete fuck up loser I am. Lets have some physical abuse, yeah, right at home here" Self respect? What the fuck is that? I lost that the moment I turned down my recent monetary offer. What was I thinking? I could have squeezed 5 grand out of that cunt just for a blow job. Am I stupid?
With no cash flow and the ad as fresh as new newsprint, I think Ive got no choice. Will I be known as the 'clumsy stripper' who always falls off the runway? Im sure the blokes will love it anyway. Just how much will I make? Can I hack the hard physical dancing in high heels, or will they let me wear workboots? I can make it part of my act.
So what say you boys? Shall I get my gear off for the money? You've all been looking for free the last few years and its royally pissing me off - its about time you paid for the privilege of seeing me. So....
Shall we dance?
But my brother suddenly turns on me and spits - "YOU have it easy. YOU dont have to worry at all. YOU could go out and get a well paying job right now. Just walk right into it."
I raised my eyebrows. He continues, "Do you know what top hookers are making? You could kill it"
At the time I said, Oh, No! Lil ol me? Pish posh. Self respect, blah blah blah....
But then, some time later, I found out that a man I respect as succeeding in an industry I covet made his original money as a male hooker. The only way he was able to raise enough money fast enough to start his chosen business in the way he wanted to start it was to prostitute. Id heard the rumours, but never believed them. How about when it comes right out of the horses mouth? Shit.
Ive always said I had no problem with the industry - indeed, Ive considered calling a call girl just because any girl I pick up in a bar would probably want me arrested. Ive also said if it came to that, Id have to fake coming too, because I wont allow what Ive built to crumble, no matter what I have to do.
Theres a wave of these modern, new age women getting into the sex industry for the dollars and blithely brushing away the self respect issue as they rake in the cash. Very recently, with no money, Ive been considering it, seriously considering it. I mean....Ive recently had a monetary offer for my services, but I declined. Thoughtfully.
And today, the jobs are in the paper again. Sure, the working girl ads are always there....This ones for 'Exotic dancers' oh, they put it politely dont they? Its just staring me in the face - flexible hours, good security, and a job where I can keep fit. Really, its got it all, and theres a killer hourly rate plus bonuses....Tips.....Notes in your panties, whatever.
Degrading myself? Well, I do that to myself. And when I find Im not good enough at it, I get my friends, family and boyfriend to do it. "Yeah, put me down baby, nothing turns me on like knowing what a complete fuck up loser I am. Lets have some physical abuse, yeah, right at home here" Self respect? What the fuck is that? I lost that the moment I turned down my recent monetary offer. What was I thinking? I could have squeezed 5 grand out of that cunt just for a blow job. Am I stupid?
With no cash flow and the ad as fresh as new newsprint, I think Ive got no choice. Will I be known as the 'clumsy stripper' who always falls off the runway? Im sure the blokes will love it anyway. Just how much will I make? Can I hack the hard physical dancing in high heels, or will they let me wear workboots? I can make it part of my act.
So what say you boys? Shall I get my gear off for the money? You've all been looking for free the last few years and its royally pissing me off - its about time you paid for the privilege of seeing me. So....
Shall we dance?
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