Those damn migrants!
I got this in an email today... too funny not to share!
An Australian, a Zimbabwean and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden, the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"In Seth Efrica our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.
The Zimbabwean, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Hey man, in Zumbabwe, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink from the same glass either!" ,he says.
The Aussie, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer, drinks it, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots, both men dead .
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Zimbabweans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"
An Australian, a Zimbabwean and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden, the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"In Seth Efrica our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.
The Zimbabwean, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Hey man, in Zumbabwe, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink from the same glass either!" ,he says.
The Aussie, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer, drinks it, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots, both men dead .
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Zimbabweans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"
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HAHAHA, that's funny! Thinking about it, I think I remember a similar one with an Australian, Sth African and an Englishman.
Still giggling
Kylie
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I don`t really know what to say in reply....but glad you had a laugh... I`m sure your dentist would too!
ash
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So did I... you gotta have a laugh!
ash
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I thought so too
ash
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Laughter is the best medicine isn`t it? Nice to see you
ash
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where? where? where?
ash
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ah it`s been stolen then??
ash
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Lol having lived in England I can see that happening too!
ash
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Later after reviewing security footage, the three widows cry at the funeral for all three. The auzzie wife says "If only Id known! I would have happily made something else!" The american wife cries "Why didnt he tell me! Why didnt he make it clear how much it meant to him!"
In tears, they look at the irish wife.....
"Dont look at me. He made his own lunch"
And just to make it clear that I am not attacking any particular race.....
Did you hear about the irishman who built a bridge across the Nullabor Plain? They had to take it down. Bloody Auzzies kept trying to catch fish off it.
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A wombat goes to france for a holiday. He has a night out at a hot club and picks up a prostitute. She takes him home, gives him some french cuisine, wine and a hot raunchy night. The next morning, shes asks for payment but he doesnt seem to understand. She pulls out the dictionary and points to "Prostitute - gives sexual favours in return for money" he shakes his head and flips the pages back to "Wombat - Auzzie mammal - eats roots and leaves"
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