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May 29th 2008 08:58
A practice that I was not familiar with and still don't quite understand is paying before going into a public bathroom. Now this seems like a good idea, right? Making tourists pay a fee to use your facilities so that you can afford to keep them clean and well stocked. However, these bathrooms are some of the worst I have ever been in.

A sad truth about travelling is everyone gets a bit of a runny tummy now and again. Also long coach trips usually mean that when you finally get a break or reach your destination, nature can come knocking rather loudly. When you're desperate you'll pay anything... and the locals know this. They will demand pay before you enter the bathroom and of course when you enter you sometimes regret parting with your money.


A particular bathroom always comes to mind when I think of paying to use facilities. This one was in a little tourist village in France just near the Spanish border. We were on the way to Nice from Barcelona and stopped in the village for lunch. Many of my fellow travellers were desperate and needed the bathroom rather badly. Cleverly, there was only one actual public bathroom in the whole village and to enter you had to pay a rather large some of money. Of course a little rude old French lady manned the ladies door and nastily regarded us and our money. In a later discussion, we learned she charged everyone a different amount. As English speakers in France you always come second best. This was at the start of the Euro change over and France still primarily used francs and after leaving Spain, we had very little local currency on hand. Scraping what few francs we had only granted us permission for one, being of the fairer sex, my companion insisted I go. Gratefully I accepted but once I entered I was horrified. The walls seemed to be smeared with excrement and of course there wasn't a piece of soap or square of paper in sight. The smell was rather revolting and I couldn't stomach the room, leaving almost as soon as I stepped in. I was not alone in my disgust and a few non-french speakers tried to argue with the lady in charge. This was to no avail and in the end we lost out. My partner had gone off to seek an alternative bathroom and had sneakily entered a busy restaurant and confidently used their facilities. I eventually did the same, although many others braved the horrors of the public bathroom. They saw us coming that day.

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Don't flush the paper?

May 4th 2008 09:30
I guess most of my worst toilet experiences would be in areas not trampled by the usual tourist armies. However, when tourism suddenly holds a country's economy afloat, the locals go out of their way to make their sensitive guests feel more at home, especially with bathroom facilities (most westerners don't even realise that their hotel bathrooms are different from what the locals use). But there are many countries or areas that either don't care about what you are used to, "we do it like this here", or can't afford or bother to update a unique sewage system. So not surprisingly, the strangest toilets I've come across have been in Europe, mostly because I went there believing (rather ignorantly) that things would be exactly as they are in the UK. I soon discovered that a lot of things were different and my biggest toilet education came when I was on the Greek island of Corfu. When I first arrived on the island, we were warned that the sewage systems can't handle toilet paper so we shouldn't flush it. I think it's safe to say that all my fellow travellers, a collection of Aussies, Kiwis, Americans and English, were horrified at the thought of placing the used bog paper in the little "open" baskets next to the toilet. Of course at first this doesn't seem so bad for the guys since most of their toilet usage doesn't involve wiping, but a time comes when everyone needs to do some wiping.

My first experience of throwing the paper away came after breakfast in a MacDonalds (sometimes travelling on a budget requires eating at such establishments), I went into the ladies and was immediately aware of the open basket of used tissue next to my toilet. I was disgusted at the thought of fellow bathroom users wet paper next to me, but I had to go and I dutifully followed suit - when in Greece right? Of course the anoymousity of public bathrooms makes this practice a lot easier, it's a tad bit harder to share a room with friends knowing that after you use the bathroom your leftovers will be on display for all to see. We started the practice of using a rather large amount of paper to cover up the used paper.... not economical in the long run. However, the day come (for almost all of us) when we fell back into old habits and accidently flushed the paper away. Sometimes you got away with it, but other times you weren't as luckily and neither were those who had to share a bathroom with you. In the worst case, your menacing toilet paper and a lot of sewage would reappear out of the drain in the center of your bathroom, flooding it. In the budget accommodation and motels we stayed in, the showers heads were usually stuck randomly on the side of a wall in the bathroom and the water would just run to a drain in the center of the room. So not only would you have to walk through sewage to use the toilet or sink but you would have to shower in sewage. Showering of course only made the situation worse. By the time we crossed over mainland Greece, which has the same system as the islands, we had all experienced an overflow problem.

Of course the toilet experience, albeit a bit unpleasant, is a small price to pay for the beautiful Mediterranean beaches with crystal clear water. When you see the majestic ruins of one of Europe's most influential civilizations, the last thing on your mind is throwing toilet paper away instead of flushing it.
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The worst toilet in Scotland

May 2nd 2008 02:11
I'll never forget the "worst toilet in Scotland" scene from the movie Trainspotting. The diarrhoea clogged porcelian bowl will be forever etched onto my brain and taint my idealic image of historical, green lush Scotland. When I finally made it to Scotland, I was almost disappointed at not finding a toilet as bad as this one! However, even though my toilet experiences in Scotland were rather average, my travels have taken me to some interesting places to relieve myself. I've been forced to do "my business" in everything from long drops to high tech toilets. Toilet experiences bring travellers a little closer and can be more memorable than your tradition travel experiences. I've spent many an hour exchanging loo stories with fellow travellers recounting our embarrassing stories you normally wouldn't share with strangers. Now I choose to share this with a wider audience with the intention of educating and no doubt entertaining.
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