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Base on my limited knowledge towards Buddhism ideology. I think ideas such as King is god's given right and divin right of the King, which exist in our conservative Western Ideology might be interpret as a sin in Buddhism ideology.

Buddha's real name is Siddharta, crown prince of India, his son Rahula was the King of India.

Buddha was extrenely dissatisfied with the contrast between the luxury life of the aristocratic (the royals) and the suffering he observed endemic in all of his people. (which in conservative western ideology will refer to as pesants or commoners.)


As a result, at the age of 29, which was around 534 BC, Buddha abandoned his inheritance within the palace and began to live an ascetic lif and training with ascetic philosophers, but six years later he found such training to be useless and abandon it and try to use training of other forms, including meditation.

Buddha eventually came up with his new philosphoical thoughts known as Bodhi, where he talk about the reason of human suffering and the way to eliminate it.

Buddha claim he is not a god, but merely a messanger (Although in the main stream Budhism faith in China, Korea, Taiwan and Japan these days, Buddha is consider as a god.)

Buddha also claim the Enlightment of his phiolosphy do not come into existence as a result of Super Nature reason, but the result of a close attention to the nature of the human mind which could be rediscovered by anyone for themselves. (In other word, Human psychology, I guess.)

Buddha spended the next 45 years spreading his teaching and his meditation technique, which is a path to enlightment, his students included monks and nuns to continue spreading his teaching after his death.


Buddha died at the age of 80.

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1. I do love you a lot, but I love you like a sister, so...sorry

2. I am gay, but please don't tell anybody about it.

3. My mum hates you, I love you but, my mum's opinion is very important to me in relationship, so sorry

4. I can't handle the image of you been with your ex boy friend, it is...too confronting, I am so sorry, I love you that is why I can't handle it, so I think we should just ended it.

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I won a mobile phone today!!!

November 19th 2009 05:12
Hey, guess I won a mobile phone for only one dollar today,

It is a Optus Pre paid Motorola V3 model, It has Camera, Vdeio recording and playback, bluetooth and picture caller ID and $30 recharge



Now, I am trying to determine whether I want to sell it on Ebay or keep it

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More funny joke

November 18th 2009 08:00
James prmoise to buy her six years old daughter a Barbie if she get an A in her math test and her daughter did.

So, James walked into the toy shop to buy his daughter a Barbie.

"How much do the Barbie dolls cost." James asked

THe sales person relpy "Well, sir, the Barbie, going to the night club cost $29.95, the Barbie at the beach cost $29.95, the Barbie as a filight attendent cost $29.95, the Barbie as a nurse cost $29.95, the Barbie in the kitchen cost $29.95 and the divorce Barbie cost $89.95."

James asked "Why, do all the other Barbies cost $29.95, but divorce Barbie cost $89.95?"

The sales reply "Well, sir, the divorce Barbie get her husband's car, her husband's house, her husband's yard...

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Scene from India version of Metrix

November 18th 2009 07:46










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THE NAUGHTY DEMON AND HIS MAGIC BUS


A bus depot in a foreign country. They sat alone slightly sleepy, mildly excited and acutely weary of their surroundings. It was early morning- the busiest time of the day. She gripped her pack tightly, keeping it close to her body. The bus exhaust fumes were playing with her mind, the language she once understood practically was indecipherable. She glanced at the clock. Half an hour to go.

But she was too excited to think about any thing else, this is the first time she have been to a foreigner nation. She looked around, every thing is written in Chinese and everybody is speaking Cantonese. English is useless here in, Hong Kong. She looked at the other three Australians, the other two girls was both as excited in their own ways. The first girl was called Helen, she is an exchange student. The other girl is Lucy her fiancé is from Hong Kong and she is moving here with him. The other Australian was a guy calls Jim a young doctor, here for a medical conference.

About ten minutes later, Jim jumped onto a taxi and instructed the driver with his perfect Cantonese. Helen, is the next one to go, she got a ride from a friend who have been living here for a little while. Now there were only two girls left.

“You sure you don’t want to get a ride with me and my boy friend, Mary? He will be here soon.” Lucy said

“I’ll be fine.” Mary said.

Another man came to the both stop, this one is not a foreigner, he is a Chinese. The man took a slight glance at the two girls and then turns his attention to his newspaper, paying no attention to them.

Another car drove by. The man roll down the window, inside the car, the radio was playing a stream of Hong Kong popular music. Lucy ran over to greet the man.

“You sure you don’t want to catch a ride with us?” Lucy yelled.

“No, I’m fine.” Mary smiled and replied.

The man reading the newspaper took another slight glance at them and went back to read his newspaper.

Five minutes later Mary’s Bus arrived. Mary tried to communicate with the bus driver, using her broken Cantonese, but the bus driver was struggling to understand her.

“Stupid foreigners.” Murmur the inpatient bus driver.

“Hey, cut her some slack would you.” the man that was reading the newspaper defended Mary in Cantonese.

“Where do you want to go?” the man asked in English.

“Whasia hotel” Mary said.

The man that was reading the newspaper said something to the bus driver in Cantonese. The bus driver let them pay their fees and get onto the bus.


“You are not from around here are you?” the man joked in English.

“I’m from Australia.” Mary replied.

“My cousin live in Australia, where about do you live.” The man replied.

“Brisbane” Mary replied.

“Where is that?” The man asked.

“Some where up in north east.” Mary replied.

“My cousin live in Sydney, sorry but that is the only city in Australia I know, I was hoping you would have said Sydney.” The man replied.

Mary giggled a little bit.

“My name is Song-Ming and you?” the man asked

“Mary” the girl replied.

Song-Ming quickly instructed Mary which stop she has to get off at, how to get to her hotel and he made sure Mary got off at the right stop. Despite his strong accent, Song-Ming speaks fluent English. He is an English teacher at a local high school.

The next morning, Mary woke up for her job interview. It went pretty well and later onwards that afternoon, the company called Mary to tell her she got the job and they are expecting Mary to move to Hong Kong and start within two weeks. Mary was really excited. Mary went to the same bus stop yesterday, to catch a bus back to her hotel. Song-Ming was already there reading his newspaper as usual. Mary was in a good mood and she told Song-Ming about how she got her job. Song-Ming offer to take Mary out to a cheaper restaurant nearby to celebrate and show her around the city and Mary agreed to it, since she got nobody to celebrate with.

Half way through dinner, Song-Ming’ received a phone call, saying his mother is in hospital. Song-Ming left.

Now I got Mary along I can have a bit of fun with her. Mary finished her dinner and went back to the bus stop to wait for her “route jia one” bus “. (jia, is an Asian character use to signify either, excellent, one or first priority) to take her back, to her hotel. A fake rout jia one bus came. I took a human form and became the bus driver. Mary got on the bus, and nobody else was aboard.

Mary went back to her hotel room and took a shower, half way through her water turned into blood. Mary got frightened and jumped out the tub. I was laughing my head off. Mary quickly wiped her body dry put on some cloth and was about to call hotel management, but instead she slipped and fell on her head. A few seconds later Mary woke up and saw her body lying there, on the ground. Mary screamed, until she woke up and found that she was lying on her bed, in her hotel room. That was really a lot of fun, but I am just warming up.

Mary walked down stairs to the hotel’s restaurant to have breakfast, she had no idea she is now ten years into the future. The waiter did not recognize Mary and won’t let her in. Then I made Mary disappeared as if she was never present today. Future Song-Ming arrived, look closely Mary

“Wow that is you” I whispered in her ears.

There was two little boys with them and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…how sweat they are calling the future Mary “ma ma….ma ma”

“This way please, Mr. and Mrs. Wong” the waiter said to them. The children followed

“Hey Mary, are you still there? Knock, Knock anybody home.” I whispered.

I checked out Mary’s expression, a pleasant smile across her face. Sorry, Mary, but I am about to burst your bubble. I made a puff of white smoke appear and Mary was back at the bus stop again. It was late at night. Song-Ming was there with another woman, who was that? It is Mary’s best friend Angela!!! Song-Ming was answering his cell phone. Let’s make it loud and clear so Mary can hear it, including the person on the other end of the receiver.

“We really miss you.” The person on the other end of the receiver said. Now, isn’t that a familiar voice, Mary? YEAH, you know it. IT IS YOU,YEAH!!!

“I miss you too, baby, but you know work, I can’t be back home by Friday.” Song-Ming said.

“I love you.” Future Mary said.

“I love you too.” Future Song-Ming said.

Too much loving, not enough killing, boring, let’s show Mary, what is happening behind the bush, behind the bus stop. So now we are behind the bush and what is that? HOLLY CRAP!!! THIS IS BETTER THEN PORN!!! SONG-MING AND ANGELA ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER, FUCKET COOL!!! I REPEAT SONG-MING AND ANGELA ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER!!! I REPEAT SONG-MING AND ANGELA ARE HAVING SEX!!!

Mary looks shock.

“Hey Mary, are you, Ok?” I wave my hand in front of her face…mmm…no reaction.

Let’s take Mary a little bit forward in time. Now Mary, we are in a living room, there are future you and future Song-Ming, in this room.

“I want a divorce.” Future Song-Ming is saying

Future Mary is crying and signing a divorce paper. Now, present Mary is crying. This is JUST SO MUCH FUN!!!

Ok, Mary is dreaming, she is still on my bus. We have been spinning the city for the past three hours. I made Song-Ming think his mother is in hospital (that is right, I called Song-Ming.) I got Mary onto my bus and I made Mary fell a sleep on it. (It is pretty simple, it is my bus. So if I want Mary to fall asleep, she will naturally fall asleep.)

Then I made her dream and I am in control of the dream. She is dreaming whatever, I want her to dream. But to my defense, I did show Mary certain things about her future, she did marry Song-Ming, but the part about Song-Ming and Angela…I made that up and it was a lot of fun. Mary and Song-Ming are going to have a pretty happy marriage, although I am not sure whether that is going to happen any more, after what I showed Mary. THAT’S COOL!!!

Spinning the city for three hours cost a lot of patrol money (Stupid George W Bush and his war at Iraq.). Well, I have enough fun with this girl. I am making a left turn into a narrow street. There is a giant trash can. Let’s make sure Mary wakes up in a pile of trash tomorrow that is going to be a lot of fun. So, now I am driving right through the trash can. I and my bus have driven right through the pile of trash except for Mary, who is left behind on the pile of trash. Tomorrow, she will wake up on a pile of trash!!! YEAH!!!

As for me, as far as you need to consider is that, I and my bus disappeared into thin air as we drove off, just like how we appeared in thin air just before we showed up in front of Mary.



Twenty years ago, a seven years old boy was torture to death at that bus stop. The little boy’s body was been left on a bus and burned. Of course, the little boy’s ghost got his revenge, but there was still constant disturbance at the bus stop, involving a ghost bus which picks up passengers bully the life out of them, before letting them go.

Who am I? Call me the naughty demon and my magic bus.
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More funny joke

November 15th 2009 06:25


Ok, here is the catch, the cops has blocked all of the exit to the super market, so why did the thief still escape?

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