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The Blog Formerly Known As Saturday Morning Movie Club - by Lizard68591

 
My Rating System - I won't be using thumbs or stars or any of the other already taken [and may I say unoriginal] symbols. Instead my affinity for a film [or lack thereof] will be illustrated by clocks. Strange perhaps, but also practical. When you see as many movies as I do you end up seeing a significant amount of crap. The crappier the movie the more times I find myself checking the time. So here's the deal...there will be a scale from zero to 5. For those who have yet figured it out a rating of 5 clocks will be awarded to such horrific Hollywood debacles as Steven Spielberg's A.I. and zero stars will be reserved only for those movies that rise to the level of this summer's Little Miss Sunshine.

The Wicker Man [2006] - 4 Clocks

October 21st 2006 23:51
Sometimes a brilliant twist ending can make up for an otherwise mind-numbing movie. When that happens the masterminds behind the film can generally count on the masses to only really remember the brilliance of the last few moments and forget about the first hour and a half of lost time. The Wicker Man was unable to do even this.

I never saw the original version of The Wicker Man, but as I walked out of the remake I was left pondering two things…

1. Was the plot changed and if not which studio exec. saw the original and thought it needed a second go around???
2. What would make a talented actor like Nicolas Cage sign on to a movie with little to offer movie goers???

Like I said I have not seen the original film and therefore can provide no insight as to why it was remade. As for what motivated Cage, perhaps it was the essentially all female cast. There is however one thing I do know for sure. Unless a script has a brilliant twist ending, a missing child on a remote island inhabited by a strange cult like community just isn’t going to cut it!

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