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Hey...watching what you say

OVERHEARING a politician off guard in public is a wonderful thing.

Last week I was walking around an airport when I saw one pacing while on the phone under flight timetables. He had his brow furrowed at something on the other end, but onlookers got a clue when he said another pollie's name in vein.

Anyway, he kept walking and left me out of the loop, but it is funny sometimes what you see and hear away from television screens and newspapers.

You get so use to listening, watching, and reading at home the same well-constructed jargon. You just want to scream `hey, loosen the tie, grab a mojito, and say something funny.'

As part of my job as a reporter I'm used to feeling this, so hearing someone talk aloud off the cuff is an interesting thing. On this I have to think twice before stopping myself running to the nearest phone booth to file an exclusive.

It makes me think too how much the things you say on Facebook and even blogs you have to be wary about. There are serious implications to people on these forums because essentially they're as much part of the public sphere as other conventional media. This is best shown with people talking and naming potential suspects of the Victorian bushfires.

On a less serious note it's also shown when status messages from partner and I profess our love long distance, and then friends post statements questioning my sexuality (I will get you Jezz with a giant stick).

Social networking authorities should always use tact when tabloid fodder could arise from their pages. Having said that though, maybe we should all be a little bit more careful in what we say or write. This of course excludes the politicians. They need more mojitos.


- Christopher O'Leary
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What sport delivers the best athlete

In my moment of relaxing over the weekend (alright half-way through another couch sitting marathon) I came across a show which had a concept of sheer brilliance.

Rexona World’s Greatest Athlete has brought eight high-profile Australian sportsmen from different codes, and pits them against each other in a range of sports.

With athletes from all the major ball codes, athletics, Ironman series and ever V8 racing, these athletes go up every week in a manner of sporting contests to see who is actually the best athlete.

Other than being an hour-long ad for Rexona deodorant, it actually brings up a very valid concept on which sport that our fair country obsesses about would actually create the “best” athlete.

Putting aside state rivalries and differences (AFL vs NRL, Union vs League, Ironman vs a sport people actually watch), there are a number of factors you would have to consider.
First of all the key points of the “greatest” athlete would lay in four areas; strength, agility, stamina and technique.

Union and league would definitely be up there in strength, while V8 and Ironman would be leaders in the stamina department, but when it comes to agility and technique, well there is no real way to compare.

Soccer players of course have great foot-handling skills, a skill that other codes do have, but are not overly reliant (AFL of course focuses on kicking, but only as one of their skills).

League and union players need agility to avoid tackles, same with AFL, but athletes are very agile in their particular event, and obviously have their technique perfected to compete on a world-wide challenge.

Cricket is one sport that definitely touches all these factors, but could you consider a sport that Shane Warne and David Boon (arguably the most unfit sports-hero of Australia) were champions in could deliver the greatest in all sports?

So the question remain which sport delivers the greatest athlete? If you are looking at a sport that participants prove to be versatile in all manners of athletic contests, I would have to say that league and union would be tied to deliver the results.

These are sports that demand strength to stop a thundering 120 kg opponent breaking through the line, the agility to deftly avoid the rushing tackle, the technique to look ahead a see line breaks, potential passes and possible deflections, and stamina as they need to do this again and again and again for a complete 80 minutes, hitting a tackle on a average of eight seconds.

Now being born and bred Victorian, I know that it is against my very DNA to not place AFL up the top, and that my fellow wise men (both originally Victorians) will point out that AFL delivers the same results, but there is something in the rugby codes seem to deliver each year players who would easily be considered as the best of the best in the world.

With a number of episodes left in the series, my bet is the final battle between Billy Slater and Loti Taquiri will be the one to stand and deliver as Australia's greatest athlete
And the final thought on which sport fails the deliver the greatest athlete, watching Ky Hurst with a basketball proves that while he is strong in the waves, he is useless when you take him out of his comfort zone.

- Bhuds
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Hey...

Hey...who needs a drink?

SOME of the best hot chips I've ever tasted was in a diner in the Victorian country side of Yea. I would go there with family while travelling up to our holiday house, and with cousins would happily devour a kilo of oily shoestring slices of potato covered in gravy or tomato sauce.

I hope the best chips in Yea are being enjoyed in Tent City right now.

And now I hear Mansfield, a place when I was young enjoyed so many vanilla slices and beer, is threatened by 23 fires. As a Victorian bushfires are like floods to Ingham: They happen. But not like this, not in my lifetime, and not with this many deaths.

In Brisbane I live so far away from those cattlemen ranges. Nevertheless my week, like everyone else's, has been dominated by it.

A relative of mine had to have his daughter tell him that a tear appeared in his eyes when first hearing of the destruction.

I've heard people say they cannot witness television coverage or newspaper photos, for fear of seeing the fire-ravaged country towns.

They must be living under a fire-safe rock then.

Talking to family they are tired already at the year's beginning. The top of our mainland is drowned, while the bottom is on fire.

Who needs a drink (or vanilla slices and hot chips)?

- Christopher O'Leary

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A Stimulating Debate

Sorry guys, but I'm going to talk about politics. You'll have to bear with me for the next 1,500 words...

The last week has been massive in Australian politics, with the Rudd Government’s second economic stimulus package of $42bn, combined with the opposition’s stated willingness to oppose it, drawing the battlelines on economic debate around the best way to fight the worsening economic conditions


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Hey...

Hey...how to spend $950

It's taken two weeks since Carenda left for Cairns for yours truly to turn into a grimy smelly hermit. When I'm not at work I rarely leave my room, I leave old newspapers and dirty glasses all over the floor, and the television's permanetly set to Sam Seaborn's dulcet tones


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A-League Finals, Wk 1

It’s been a mixed season for domestic soccer. The woeful form of reigning champions Newcastle and Sydney, combined with a slight drop in average attendances in Melbourne, has seen the league stagnate slightly. For a league which is still in its infancy, stagnation risks becoming a more serious decline. This will make next season crucial, as two new, cashed up, clubs join the competition. Their aggressive willingness to sign new players should shake up the competition in a year which will see the game hopefully receive a boost from clinching world cup qualification. However the expansion comes at a risky time economically, with the tough climate testing the loyalty of the sport’s growing fanbase.

In the meantime we have the finals series kicking off this weekend. The four-weeks of finals have the potential to restart the league’s momentum. For the first time, the finals see four teams from four different states competing in the finals series. The series coincides with Australia’s world cup qualifier against Japan in Yokohama next Wednesday, which looms as the biggest game of the campaign, and has the potential to turn February into a bumper month of Australian soccer. With the Australian cricket team spluttering towards a possible series defeat against New Zealand (?), soccer has the opportunity to become a real talking point in much of the nation


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Electric Shockers

As Chris alluded to in his last post, for the last week I have been living through one of Melbourne’s longest and most severe heatwaves. The temperature got above 43 degrees on three straight days from last Wednesday, with hot nights the norm and the beating sun providing punishing heat from early in the morning until late at night. In my small, non-airconditioned apartment the temperature didn’t get below 35 degrees for days and within a little while I was clutching onto a fan like it was a security blanket
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It all threatened to get much worse in Melbourne last Friday night, when blackouts hit large sections of the City. In the area of Southbank where I work, the power outages took out traffic lights, caused evacuations and cancellations at the Victorian Arts Centre, and caused friends of mine who live in the area to get really, really drunk (actually, that would have happened anyway). Even more amazingly, the blackouts caused the evacuation of Crown Casino. That’s right – they had to cancel gambling. No confirmation to the rumour that the blackouts led entrepreneurial croupiers to take bets on when the blackout would end


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Hey guys, just want to let you know...

A `Rainy' holiday?

I'm sick of walking to work, but too cheap to buy a bus fare. It takes 20 minutes along Brisbane's inner-city hills, and I then end up looking like a runner who has completed a marathon in a suit. I feel like I lose a kilo of fat from every walk, and that fat's well needed because I hate cooking and two meals a day is too much effort


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A Zone Defense

One of the hardest jobs for a major sports league website would be how to keep readers interested and writers busy during the long off-season. A key example is afl.com.au, who have to fill six months from the grand final to the start of the real action. In october there is the AFL draw and then the AFL draft to mine for new material. But after that, all that can be regularly used is club preseason. There are only so many times that assistant coaches can be quoted saying "Player X is having an amazing off-season" or "the team is training out of their skins this season - we can't wait to start playing matches." All of this results in a plethora of nonnews articles - of course teams are training really well when they are training by themselves, and some players on every team are always going to be training better than any others.

Into this void we often see the most mundane and pointless stories hit the front page of afl.com.au, and invariably get major coverage in Melbourne's AFL-crazy newspapers. Thus, in recent years we had the ongoing saga of St Kilda's players being forbidden from wearing thongs in the pre-season (which would make a disturbing changeroom in Melbourne's current heatwave) and Malcolm Blight's attempts to train St Kilda without footballs over the summer (which turned out to be a raging success and saw Blight sacked within 15 rounds). This year of course, there was the ongoing will they/won't they draft Ben Cousins, which you may have heard ended with Cousins ending up at Richmond


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Festival Anthems

So it’s Australia Day – which means beers, a BBQ and Triple J’s Hottest 100, which for a large portion of the country has become the biggest manifestation of the national holiday. At the moment it’s 11:30 and I’ve started the day pretty well – a BBQ breakfast at about 10 and already onto my second beer of the morning. It’s a pleasant 21 and heading to 28 degrees on one of those perfect Melbourne days where there isn’t a breath of breeze or a hint of cloud. While I write this on the balcony of the house we’re housesitting, Jo is lying in a hammock and has already warned that she’s not getting out for a while; she has the mobile with her so she can order another beer without having to fall out of the hammock.

In 2009, the Hottest 100 also coincides with the Melbourne Big Day Out for the first time in a few years. To coincide with the peak of the summer festival season, the Sunday Age’s Guy Blackman produced a guide to the “perfect festival anthem” for one of yesterday’s lifestyle magazines. As a sidebar Blackman featured one great festival anthem for each decade since the 1960’s. For the 2000’s, Blackman eschewed his previous willingness to suggest the best festival anthem, in favour of merely stating the best Australian rock festival anthem. He declared this to be Straight Lines by Silverchair


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