The Size of Your Package!
September 4th 2006 10:37
It is funny how in life some things are never realistically discussed. One of those things is penis size. No male wants people to think he is underdone downstairs. His manhood is under threat if people thought he had a small penis. Therefore it is unwritten law that guys talk up the size of theirs in order to avoid the potential embarrassment of actually having the smallest pecker in his group of mates.
Whenever I see guys with massive exhausts, dtiving at speeds way over the limit I put it down to compensation for his Johnson. Other times when everyone else is buying small drinks and someone buys a large, it is compensation. When no one wants to use the left lane when there is a passing lane it might as well say "Small penises left lane".
That's why noone really knows what the average size is, because it is impossible to get accurate data. Some countries are worse than others. Look at the USA with their propensity to exaggerate things anyway.
So I better go and rest my foot long!
Whenever I see guys with massive exhausts, dtiving at speeds way over the limit I put it down to compensation for his Johnson. Other times when everyone else is buying small drinks and someone buys a large, it is compensation. When no one wants to use the left lane when there is a passing lane it might as well say "Small penises left lane".
That's why noone really knows what the average size is, because it is impossible to get accurate data. Some countries are worse than others. Look at the USA with their propensity to exaggerate things anyway.
So I better go and rest my foot long!
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Comment by Dan
I don't think the whole compensation thing is necessarily true. Maybe there are some guys who show off to compensate, but its not a hardline rule. There are guys out there who just love cars and love having that street beast that turns heads. Motoring is a hobby; you can't expect all guys who are into that to have small penises.
As for the actual topic of prick size; it's a question of whether it's about masculinity, or purely about thinking that girls like bigger ding dongs.
Wait, what am I saying? Masculinity is al about impressing girls right? hahaha. So I guess it all related back to thinking your THE MAN for having a big one.
Though, another thing to point out, how many girls out there trully think size matters? I know gwomen who care about it and others who don't. I guess it all comes down to the past sexual experiences of those women.
Comment by Justin
I think compensatory reasons are only one way of looking at something which is probably too far widespread to attribute to every guy that competes. Competeing for guys (not all) is pretty well the standard for proving manhood or masculinity and even if you don't come out victor, you're still congratulated for trying - in Australian culture anyway.
The pendulum can swing too far the other way as well, with guys partners being restricted to only some positions for comfort and not pain. This would be disheartening for the relationship I'd agree and claim to the token, "bigger is not always better".