The Power of the unimaginableimagination.....
August 3rd 2007 08:01
I have been sitting here for an hour, imagining I can hear the marching band...for all of those who don't know, 2day FM was giving away a house in byron, my Dream house...its all I've ever wanted house in Byron and for the last month I have been trying to win it...
The DJ's Hamish and Andy have sent a marching band to the winners house....I have been focussing all my positive energy, well all my energy towards winning this house.I was incapable of speech, thinking, I almost stopped breathing hanging out to win this house......every ten minutes I convinced myself I could here the drums, the trumpets, the marchers footsteps...they are coming to my house, I am going to win.
I will be rewarded for all my dreams, the fact I bought dove soap not once but twice (yes the first time I bloody left the receipt at the counter)
My dog's even joined the party, running to the front door every time I flinched at the prospect of hearing the marching band coming down my street...i sent my poor partner to the bottle shop to get supplies just in case...no I couldn't go along, i was busy focussing on winning my house...... even writing this piece I can hear them coming walking to my door, excited, that a worthy winner was going to win it....the power of the mind ...please please please......It;s my house, all i have ever wanted, the sacrifices I have made the dreams the diappointments...it has to be mine just has to be...the drums the drums I can hear the drums........ok so its the band that plays in my back alley every night but goddamit I can hear those drums, for one blissful hour this house is mine, I am swimming in the pool, dancing in the street...PLEEAAASSSSe......why won't my phone ring......sob sob sob, who can want it more than me???/ I ask you...WHO I am convinced they are coming.................ah well, I have my health, and my stupid detox which I now have to stick to because there is no special exception for celebrating, but wait the phone rings......OMG....
breathe, there is no one on the other end, I hear on the radio, someone else won it....boo hoooo
in my imagination I can still here those drums....still imagine that house is mine, ....better work bloody hard next week and the next ten years so I can have a better one, the great australian imaginationaldream........I guess I'll just have to suck it up....and that's why I never enter competitions..thanks for everything and nothing 2Day FM, forever more Hamish and Andy SUCK,,,thet let me down... ......
No desperate housewives mansion for me....Maybe i would have abused the power..............
The DJ's Hamish and Andy have sent a marching band to the winners house....I have been focussing all my positive energy, well all my energy towards winning this house.I was incapable of speech, thinking, I almost stopped breathing hanging out to win this house......every ten minutes I convinced myself I could here the drums, the trumpets, the marchers footsteps...they are coming to my house, I am going to win.
I will be rewarded for all my dreams, the fact I bought dove soap not once but twice (yes the first time I bloody left the receipt at the counter)
My dog's even joined the party, running to the front door every time I flinched at the prospect of hearing the marching band coming down my street...i sent my poor partner to the bottle shop to get supplies just in case...no I couldn't go along, i was busy focussing on winning my house...... even writing this piece I can hear them coming walking to my door, excited, that a worthy winner was going to win it....the power of the mind ...please please please......It;s my house, all i have ever wanted, the sacrifices I have made the dreams the diappointments...it has to be mine just has to be...the drums the drums I can hear the drums........ok so its the band that plays in my back alley every night but goddamit I can hear those drums, for one blissful hour this house is mine, I am swimming in the pool, dancing in the street...PLEEAAASSSSe......why won't my phone ring......sob sob sob, who can want it more than me???/ I ask you...WHO I am convinced they are coming.................ah well, I have my health, and my stupid detox which I now have to stick to because there is no special exception for celebrating, but wait the phone rings......OMG....
breathe, there is no one on the other end, I hear on the radio, someone else won it....boo hoooo
in my imagination I can still here those drums....still imagine that house is mine, ....better work bloody hard next week and the next ten years so I can have a better one, the great australian imaginationaldream........I guess I'll just have to suck it up....and that's why I never enter competitions..thanks for everything and nothing 2Day FM, forever more Hamish and Andy SUCK,,,thet let me down... ......
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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What UTTER BASTARDS!!!!
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I always knew those two were comedic retards!!
I have NEVER laughed with them ONCE!!
But, they would be the only people I'd love to laugh AT!!!
I think they are a JOKE, and not in a humorous way, but in the sense that they represent all that is wrong with corporate media...some buffoons, (THEM!) walk into a meeting, seeking to drag themselves out of obscurity's sewer, crack a few jokes pandering to the fat headed, bigoted, misogynistic, ego bloated, red necked, insightless moron company men....and they get the gig!!
Then, to add insult to injury....THEY DON'T GIVE YOU THE FRIGGIN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, Louie, what a crap day....I wish I could say I'll never listen to them again, but I had the sense never to start in the first place.
Ring them up! Complain live on air! Tell them you are switching to another station!!
cheers and have a few beers for me!
fog
Comment by Louie
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you have inspired me off i go to the 2dayFm Web site to log a complaint on their Blog...take that boysYour text goes here
Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
awwww, sorry about the house! But I've always wanted to visit Oz...Why don't we swap houses for a month or so?
Oh wait...do have a house or a flat?? I refuse to live in an apartment dammit....I work too damned hard to have to put up with screaming kids and loud obnoxious neighbors...
But wait...I already do..well hell! J/k j/k...I live on top of a hill on eight acres of my own land, so...no...nothing screaming up here but me...at night...in the dark...cause I uh, hate the dark...yanno, at night...the dark...
Lmfao...
Seriously, sorry you didn't win the house...Bastrads should be drawn and quartered I say!
Take care,
Nick
Comment by Louie
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When I get the mansion the swap is on for sure. working on it......