The Natural Order of Hunting
December 21st 2009 18:03
When hunters were forced to wear orange to be identified while camouflaged by other hunters, they began to protest in earnest. After all the deer or other prey may spot them and run. They didn't seem to mind that hunting accidents were on the rise, because some hunters are 'bush' hunters. If a bush moves, they shoot first and face consequences later!
On the 'ha-ha' side, hunting accidents still happen because, well, idiots still have guns. Living in the back woods of New York State, we know that the real 'bush' hunters come from the City. We tend to keep away from the Adirondacks and Catskills during hunting season!
I have hunted in simpler times when there were less hunters and more space. But in today's world, hunters arrive by the bus loads in prime spots. For the most part, the sport is safe as long as there are no idiots in the area.
On a local TV comedy show, one actor was dressed up in a deer hide during hunting season. He pranced and danced in an open field to the delight of the camera crew. Then one of the producers got a paint gun and began firing on the actor. He dropped the deer and ran for dear life to the delight of everybody! You probably had to be there to appreciate the humor!
I guess dressing up like an animal during hunting season may be hazardous to your health. Just ask this guy!
He got dressed up in an animal skin and was shot dead by his partners. Now unless there was fowl play, there is a lesson to be learned here. If you are going to get dressed up like the hunt, you become the hunt!
On the 'ha-ha' side, hunting accidents still happen because, well, idiots still have guns. Living in the back woods of New York State, we know that the real 'bush' hunters come from the City. We tend to keep away from the Adirondacks and Catskills during hunting season!
I have hunted in simpler times when there were less hunters and more space. But in today's world, hunters arrive by the bus loads in prime spots. For the most part, the sport is safe as long as there are no idiots in the area.
On a local TV comedy show, one actor was dressed up in a deer hide during hunting season. He pranced and danced in an open field to the delight of the camera crew. Then one of the producers got a paint gun and began firing on the actor. He dropped the deer and ran for dear life to the delight of everybody! You probably had to be there to appreciate the humor!
I guess dressing up like an animal during hunting season may be hazardous to your health. Just ask this guy!
He got dressed up in an animal skin and was shot dead by his partners. Now unless there was fowl play, there is a lesson to be learned here. If you are going to get dressed up like the hunt, you become the hunt!
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