The Mind Thought
Ok this one probably wont make you any money, unless somehow it gets huge and you use it against someone in court. or you trademark it as your move and some one steals it or something. But it will make the world easier for people to understand.
This is how it works. Lets picture this.......
your one of the jury people on australian idol, and you think marcia is a hottie to level 3.
(thats pritty damn hot...like 3rd degree burn hot...just incase you were unsure.)
GHENIWAY....your sitting there next to her. she turns to you after listening to one of the contestants and says so what do you think.
You know she will like you more if you say the the contestant sounded exelent, because that contestant is marcias favorite.....In reality however you think the contestant blows chunks.(Im talking chunks like...that manly soup kinda chunks.)
but you tell her that they were good. now you have a date with marcia.
good work man.
But now you have to go tell your boys at the pub about it all. So this is what you say....
" waddup Fred, check out my swizzle sweet story brah!"
"I will if you buy me another drink"
"fine yah fat turd.. here's your drink, now listen.... I was sitting next to marcia as usual."
"you are one lucky dog, bro"
"tell me about it, she is crackling! anywhoo.. she asked me what i thought of the contestant. I thought the contestant blew serious chunks!"
"Is that what you said to her?"
" No man i said the contestant was good, now were going out on tuesday"
"dude your the man!"
"WOOOOO YEAH!!!"
*end scene
Wasn't that good? Well im telling you now... that it could be better! im serious.
Fred your friend interupted you right before the climax of the story by saying "is that what you said to her". this decreases the excitement by at least 7%! because while your telling your story climax, he is still thinking about how funny it would of been if you actually said that to marcia.
Im going to show you my 4 step program on getting that extra lost 7% of excitment out of people.
step 1:
hold your hands out infront of you. and bend down the blue fingers (and thumb) as shown on the diagram below.
Step2:
hold up your hands next to your head. see diagram below.
step3:
turn your hands inward about 85 degrees. see image.
step4:
touch fingers against your temples and speak your thought outloud! see diagram
This movement is called mind thought. When you want to say what your thinking, you do this movement, this cancels out the confusion for the listener who wonders if you actually said that out-loud or not. thats 7% right there.
now instead of saying 'dude your the man', Fred will say "dude your the man, freaking sweet!"
Thats it. simple and sweet the best ones always are!
if some one asks you where you got that from say threethumbs showed me.
-threethumbs
p.s if you do step 3 over and over again. you could have a killer dance move!
This is how it works. Lets picture this.......
your one of the jury people on australian idol, and you think marcia is a hottie to level 3.
(thats pritty damn hot...like 3rd degree burn hot...just incase you were unsure.)
GHENIWAY....your sitting there next to her. she turns to you after listening to one of the contestants and says so what do you think.
You know she will like you more if you say the the contestant sounded exelent, because that contestant is marcias favorite.....In reality however you think the contestant blows chunks.(Im talking chunks like...that manly soup kinda chunks.)
but you tell her that they were good. now you have a date with marcia.
good work man.But now you have to go tell your boys at the pub about it all. So this is what you say....
" waddup Fred, check out my swizzle sweet story brah!"
"I will if you buy me another drink"
"fine yah fat turd.. here's your drink, now listen.... I was sitting next to marcia as usual."
"you are one lucky dog, bro"
"tell me about it, she is crackling! anywhoo.. she asked me what i thought of the contestant. I thought the contestant blew serious chunks!"
"Is that what you said to her?"
" No man i said the contestant was good, now were going out on tuesday"
"dude your the man!"
"WOOOOO YEAH!!!"
*end scene
Wasn't that good? Well im telling you now... that it could be better! im serious.
Im going to show you my 4 step program on getting that extra lost 7% of excitment out of people.
step 1:
hold your hands out infront of you. and bend down the blue fingers (and thumb) as shown on the diagram below.
step1: bend fingers
Step2:
hold up your hands next to your head. see diagram below.
step2: hold hands next to head
step3:
turn your hands inward about 85 degrees. see image.
step3: rotate hands
step4:
touch fingers against your temples and speak your thought outloud! see diagram
step4:touch temples
This movement is called mind thought. When you want to say what your thinking, you do this movement, this cancels out the confusion for the listener who wonders if you actually said that out-loud or not. thats 7% right there.
now instead of saying 'dude your the man', Fred will say "dude your the man, freaking sweet!"
Thats it. simple and sweet the best ones always are!
if some one asks you where you got that from say threethumbs showed me.
-threethumbs
p.s if you do step 3 over and over again. you could have a killer dance move!
