WHAT is going on in that brain of yours?
May 2nd 2007 23:49
I love men in general; like to hang out with them, shoot the shit with them, play in bands with them, go camping with them. But sometimes I just cannot, for the life of me, figure out what the heck is motivating them to do (or not do) certain things. Maybe some of you out there, men and women, can enlighten me.
Why do men like to make loud noises? I swear this is something they never outgrow. Whether it's turning up their guitar amplifier to earsplitting levels, or setting off explosions, or just generally banging and slamming and grousing out loud to themselves round the house...jeez!
Why do men like to make fires? Is this a primal thing, or what? I can build a campfire in minutes, but damned if every time I start one some man isn't horning in on the action till I let him do it. Once the fire is lit, another man thing comes into play, which is:
Why do men like setting things on fire. Whether it's sticks, paper, trash or their own shoes men just can't seem to be able to leave a fire alone. They must always be fussing with it, or sticking things into it, or throwing more wood on it when it isn't needed.
Why do men, when they use up all the toilet paper, never ever put the new roll on the holder? Ever?
Just wondering..
Why do men like to make loud noises? I swear this is something they never outgrow. Whether it's turning up their guitar amplifier to earsplitting levels, or setting off explosions, or just generally banging and slamming and grousing out loud to themselves round the house...jeez!
Why do men like to make fires? Is this a primal thing, or what? I can build a campfire in minutes, but damned if every time I start one some man isn't horning in on the action till I let him do it. Once the fire is lit, another man thing comes into play, which is:
Why do men like setting things on fire. Whether it's sticks, paper, trash or their own shoes men just can't seem to be able to leave a fire alone. They must always be fussing with it, or sticking things into it, or throwing more wood on it when it isn't needed.
Why do men, when they use up all the toilet paper, never ever put the new roll on the holder? Ever?
Just wondering..
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