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The House Dad - December 2006

Be careful what you wish for

December 21st 2006 16:05
Hi everybody,
Remember yesterday when I was looking forward to everybody being home today? Well, be careful what you wish for. My wife decides that she is going to look for things in the attic and of course is up there for an hour and a half. I’m sure she went to take a nap up there and get away from everybody. That of course leaves the other three kids with me. As of now the baby has been in her crib for forty-five minutes and she is still screaming, unable to take a nap because everybody else is making so much noise. My older two kids are bouncing off the walls. Screaming and fighting and shrieking all over the place. My wife was going to take them to see Charlotte’s Web today and of course she keeps pushing it back and back. I just love it when she gets like this. I was going to take them to the park after the movie and I don’t want to go when it gets too late, so my wife is not in my good graces right now. All I hear is screaming and crying everywhere and now I have a headache. I need school to start again and soon. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Will give you their review of Charlotte’s Web later.

As I’ve mentioned before, we live in south Florida, so we get a ton of visitors all the time. Unfortunately, everybody has now decided to come at once. Have cousins in from New York with their three kids. Cousins in from Boston with their three kids. Friends from New York with their four kids and friends from Jersey with their two kids. Are we sensing a pattern here? Because with my three kids here, we don’t have enough of our own. I just pray that they all visit at once because there would be nothing better than having 15 kids in the house at the same time. Happy holidays to me. Now you’ll have to excuse me because I have to break up a fight and I think my wife is never coming down from the attic.

Jonathan
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Holiday time

December 20th 2006 18:43
Good morning everybody,
Been a tough few days. I never mentioned how the other day how my internet went out over the weekend. Killed my browsing and of course my blogging capabilities, so it’s been a little while. Everything looks like it is back to normal, so here we go. We are right in the midst of the of the holiday season, so everything is about that right now. Chanukah is almost over for us right now and it has been a lot of fun. For the eight nights, we have given smaller gifts each of the nights and save the big gifts for the last night. One of those include a slurpee machine so we’re hoping the kids will be ecstatic since they ask for them all the time. Actually, my kids wake up in the morning asking for their gifts and we don’t give them out until night time, so it’s a little bit of leverage we have for during the day. I know it’s terrible of us but whatever works for three kids to behave is justified.
This is my favorite time of the year overall. Starting with Halloween time since I like the countdown to Thanksgiving and then the December holidays. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, period. It is a national holiday for America, no matter what religion you are, you get to celebrate the country you live in. Just a warm feeling of family and loved ones. Then the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas time is fantastic. It just feels like there is a change in the air the countdown begins. Seeing the lights and decorations go up, hearing the holiday music on the radio, the hustle and bustle of people shopping and everybody being friendly to each other. (Obviously not at stores, where everybody is nuts trying to get their gifts). My kids happen to be off from school for the next two days and I am actually looking forward to that. It will be nice to do things with them during the day and enjoy the holiday. We taped several holiday specials and we will have a mini-marathon tomorrow. Make some popcorn and use their new slurpee machine. I can’t wait.
Hope you all enjoy your holiday season as well,
Jonathan
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Things getting worse on Thursday

December 14th 2006 17:38
Good Morning everyone,
It is an absolutely dreary day here in south Florida. The sky is dark and grey and it is pouring. To top that off, my wife is home sick today. Now, I would normally love it if my wife was home to help take care of the baby but not when she is home sick so I have to take care of her as well. Doesn’t she realize that I have enough to do without having to take care of her also? Relax, just kidding. She has caught what everyone else around here has had. From my kids to my parents and now my wife. I told you yesterday that the jinx is a very powerful tool. I am just waiting for my 2 kids in school to come down with something tonight so I will have to take care of the 4 of them tomorrow. Sigh, a house dad’s work is never done.
Had been planning to do some more holiday shopping today, I like doing it during the week when most people are working, but it seems like that is now out of the question. So, I figured that in between times of taking care of everybody, I’d catch up on my tv shows and try to reduce the tivo hours being stored. I am debating starting a second blog just for television, we will see. I’ll keep you all posted. Anyway, my daily ritual is to watch Letterman from the night before followed by Craig Ferguson. Can’t watch them at night since it is on too late and I have to get up early to take care of the little one. I’ve said it before but I will reiterate, I know that Leno and Conan are more popular than these two but in no way better. Letterman cracks me up day after day. Today he had on Regis who is a great interview period. I did find a little fault with Letterman as he had kid scientists on last night and I guess his humor is acerbic sometimes and I thought for sure he was going to make the two boys cry. As for Ferguson, I enjoyed him on the Drew Carey Show, but you never saw his real persona. I find the guy charming, engaging and witty. I think Conan has good routines but many times his interviewing style seems forced and stilted whereas Ferguson seems to talk easily and conversationally. As for Leno, what can I say? I am a big Letterman fan from way back and I used to enjoy Leno. I know it’s silly, but I guess I hold it against Leno for the “taking” of the Tonight Show away from Letterman. I guess I took sides but I do think Leno’s funny and quick-witted but also can be a kiss-up to celebrities. I think I just find Letterman’s style funnier. To each his own.
Now, one last thing before I go. I know regular readers are familiar with my weekly LOST rants. I am sorry but I was watching DAYBREAK just now and they always show a clip of the upcoming season of LOST during the commercials and it reminded me again, How could they take LOST off the air until February? It still makes no sense and it killed me with last night’s teaser how the flight attendant was in on it. (Something that I had guessed previously). The show has to get back on now! By the way, I am enjoying DAYBREAK also. I also find it gripping to see the plot twists, although I do have one problem(other than the possibility of the show being cancelled before the answers are revealed). I am the type who likes to read the various message boards to look for clues in things and ABC has not put one up for DAYBREAK. First of all, that is a very bad sign to me about the long term viability of the program, and two, I like to speculate about the plot along with other fans. It is part of the fun for me. Television has changed now, it is much more interactive and ABC is not giving a forum to do that. I hope things change but I am not hopeful. One more by the way, I think Kate is in it with the Others on LOST.
Until Later,
Jonathan
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Wednesday and my hands are full

December 13th 2006 19:20
Wednesday afternoon and I am miserable. Sorry I am writing so late but it has been a really busy morning. I spoke too soon the other day that my baby was feeling good now. I jinxed myself and now am paying for it dearly. By the way, I am not a big believer in superstition through life, I think it’s silly and no rational person would believe in it. In sports however, it is true. I am a nut with that, there is a lucky chair a lucky position to sit in within that chair and many more variations on that theme. So other than sports, I am a fairly rational person. But I did jinx myself with saying my kids were now healthy. I live in South Florida and there seems to be a bad stomach virus going around right now and yesterday my baby daughter got it. My wife walked in to her room in the middle of the night because she was crying badly and immediately the smell hit her face. It reeked and my wife said there was diarrhea everywhere. I am sorry to gross everybody out but this blog does state it is about a house Dad, so you were warned. Of course my wife has to go to work today so who gets to stay home with a stinky baby? Actually, I had my son home as well since he was being evaluated for speech therapy. He is 4 and has trouble on some words. I understand him but we are worried that other kids might not or make fun so we are doing it now while he is still young. Anyway, I had my mother watch stinky baby today while I took my son to the evaluation. My mother walks in and she said the house reeked as soon as she opened the door. I agreed with her because I smelled it everywhere, I couldn’t get it out of my nose. I felt bad, but better her than me for a few hours.
Winds up my son is okay but he will need some speech therapy. Not bad everything else is healthy but some therapy is okay. Better now than later. but some therapy is okay. Better now than later. The whole thing was supposed to take 2 hours but we were in and out in 25 minutes. I of course used the opportunity to go shopping since I told my mother that we would be a while. Yes, I took advantage of the situation but if you smelled my house you’d understand. Did all my holiday shopping today with my son there. He is at the age that I bought everything in front of him and he will forget by tonight and be surprised when he opens it on the holiday. My mother was surprised by all my packages when I came home but it was alright. Everybody would have done the same. Don’t worry, when I walked in, my daughter woke up from her nap and of course needed to be changed again with it leaking through her clothes. My mother fled and I am home trying to work with a sick baby and a son who wants my undivided attention in every endeavor he is undertaking. Yep, a good life.
I said yesterday that I would comment on my Mets but I got busy with the kids. Just as well, because I am getting sick of the Mets. They are still sitting back and letting everybody better themselves while we get one excuse after another as to why they couldn’t do something. I realized a long time ago how frugal Fred Wilpon was but it is still discouraging. They are raking in money and do not want to spend it on top tier talent. I am tired of excuses and very frustrated by the excuses. I will always be a Met fan but it is disheartening, I’m begging now, please improve the team


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Tuesday morning and back to normal

December 12th 2006 16:15
Good morning everyone,
Finally have my house back. My mother-in-law has been staying for us for the past 10 days (I know). Usually that has been a cause for much consternation in the household but this trip has been alright. Of course there were the usual “suggestions” of what we can do better but it was very toned down this trip. If it stays like this all the time then the trips won’t be bad. I was fearful before the trip because as I mentioned my wife works and I am home and this has been the first trip she’s had with my wife at work so it was just her and I in the house. I was very nervous but not so bad I’m pleased to report. She actually went to work with my wife today so I have to pick her up and take her to the airport in a couple of hours but as of 2:00 this afternoon, I am free.
All the kids are either healthy or getting better so I am finally back into my routine of anxiously waiting for my baby to go to sleep so I can type. So now on to the bane of my existence…football. I have written previously, I hate football and love it at the same time. I enjoy watching the games but am always disappointed, either with being a Jets fan or by the weekly spreads pool I am in. (Once again IRS members, it is just for fun, no money involved) I am in 13th place, and pulled a 9 this week but of course the people ahead of me all did 10 or better so I lost ground. With only 3 weeks left, it’s not looking good. The guy that won the week, got a 14…FOURTEEN?! That means only 2 wrong for the entire week with the spreads, unbelievable. That is why I can’t win anything


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Tired Monday Morning

December 11th 2006 16:02
Happy Monday Everyone,
Hope everyone had a great weekend, mine was very busy, so let’s get to it. As you recall, Friday I had two sick kids with me so it started off great. Every Friday night we got to my parents’ house for dinner. It is a big family night for our Sabbath and my sister goes with her kids as well so it is a full house. I volunteered to stay home with my two sick daughters. My daughter left school early because she wasn’t feeling well but since she likes going to my parents and being with her cousins, she miraculously said she was feeling better. My first inclination was to call the press who would no doubt be fascinated with the miracle story of recovery but I kept her home anyway. Let her rest for the weekend. At least my wife brought back Mom’s food for me.
Since my daughter had found this wonder cure after school, we all went to the Fort Lauderdale museum of Discovery and Science on Saturday. For those of you with children that live in South Florida, I highly recommend it. A lot of activities for kids to do, like a room where they can just go crazy and doing fun things like a “tree” of mesh and platforms for them to climb without being able to fall. A sand pit to build things, a place where they can make bubble shapes and another place to climb and build walls with panels the museum provides. After that room, there was a whole section with live fish and animals (alligators and turtles) and insects for the kids to look at and once in a while somebody will come out with some of the animals or insects for the kids to pet. Also this weekend a celebrity was there, Curious George was there and my 4 year old son was extremely happy. He asked why we couldn’t have brought his books to get George’s autograph. It was a valid question but I had to explain that I didn’t know that this major celebrity was going to be there. The main reason we went to this museum though was for two big exhibits, a dinosaur one and an alien exhibit. The dinosaur exhibit was gone already and the alien exhibit was basically a collection and display of things having to do with Mars. Interesting stuff, but not what my kids were expecting, so we missed out on that but still a good day


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Sick kids and Baseball

December 8th 2006 20:50
Friday in the house,
Hope everyone is getting ready for the weekend better than I am. Already had a rough day. My baby, who I am responsible for taking care of during the day has a cold so she’s been tough, then I get called to pick up my oldest daughter from school. She’s had a bad cough for a week and a half and now I’m told that she had a fever in school. So two sick girls home with me during the day and I’m wondering if the weekend plans are already shot. Not that we had great ones but still… Have to sign up my daughter for softball, my son for tee-ball have my daughter’s soccer game this weekend. It never ends for the kid activities. Also planned on taking the kids to see Unaccompanied Minors. Looked cute, at least the kids were laughing at the trailer. Will give my review afterwards. Hope that we get to do it now, but I get the feeling that as soon as my oldest realizes that tomorrow’s Saturday, all of a sudden she will feel a lot better. Amazing how that works huh? Fun being a house Dad.

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Survivor

December 8th 2006 16:17
Happy Friday to all,
When I usually write about television, I don’t usually write about reality shows but I had to because I get so aggravated by Survivor. Every week I remark how stupid the contestants are and yesterday was just the worst. I know that I’m not there so it’s tough for me to say how things seemed to the players but yesterday seemed so obvious to me. Yul should have gotten rid of one of the remaining members of the other team, Parvati or Adam, Adam just because of the threat that he might pose athletically in the challenges. Personally I would have gotten rid of Parvati. Adam is athletic but he hasn’t done anything worthwhile in the challenges yet and Parvati because I wouldn’t have wanted the danger of her turning the game by teaming with the other two women and having a 3-2 advantage over the men. Really, either one would have done, just to break up the last two members of the old Raro tribe. I wouldn’t want to give them more time to plot and maybe break up the alliance of the old Aitu tribe. As for Jonathan, he was already the most hated person anyway, so that is the person I make sure I do anything and everything to bring with me to the finals. I protect him at all costs. I also don’t let Adam or Parvati have any chance of making the finals. The jury will be made of predominantly of the Raro tribe and I’m not giving them the numbers in the voting, especially if what I heard is true that the finals will be made up of three people instead of two this year. Either way, I think Yul blew it. He has obviously been calling the shots in the elimination ceremony so he should have picked somebody from the other team to go. I have been voting for him since the beginning and I have a bad feeling that this is going to come back to bite him. Man, I gotta get on that show once.
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Wednesday Night Television

December 7th 2006 16:26
I won’t start on LOST being gone last night, I still haven’t watched DAYBREAK yet either, since we tivoed it. My wife and I tivo so many things that we have approximately 220 hours on various tivos around the house that we haven’t gotten to yet. You see, I have shows that are for me and we have some that are “us” shows. She doesn’t really have her shows since at night she is so tired that she falls asleep while watching. That is why we are only getting to the season premiers right now when shows are halfway through their season. It is tough to avoid hearing details from other people when they discuss the latest plot twists in shows. I hear about them since I follow everything in Tv on various television websites and I try to keep it from her but it doesn’t always work. Getting back to last night, didn’t see it yet (of course) but I was glad King of Queens was finally back. I don’t understand how this show has been continually treated poorly by CBS. I may be alone on this, but I find it to be consistently one of the funniest shows on television. I don’t just mean a few chuckles, I mean out loud laughter. I was disappointed to see that they’re only putting on 13 episodes now for this season and that this season is probably the last. I know that shows don’t go on forever but I am truly upset with this one. It is one of my comfort shows that I know I will be entertained with. I hoped that maybe there would be some sort of reprieve and the show would get another season but seeing as how they are burning off two episodes a night per week with little fanfare, it doesn’t look good.
Later,
Jonathan
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Baseball Winter Meetings

December 7th 2006 16:22
Happy Thursday everybody,
I know you are getting sick of my rants about baseball, and I am too but I promise that I am almost done since the baseball winter meetings end today. I said yesterday that I have read other blogs and message boards of people that agree with me and did even more last night. I am a big Met fan but I always find them trying to do things on the cheap. It hasn’t been said but it seems like Wilpon has set up a limit on what Minaya can spend. This reminds me of 2000 after the Mets lost the series, there was all this talk that they would sign Arod to get to the next level. Well, that was all for show as they never intended to spend the money. I hope I am wrong now but after missing the Series last year, I thought for sure that they would go out and spend what was needed to get to the next level but I am getting the same feeling that this is all theatrics intended to satisfy the fans and say “We tried but…” At a time when the rest of the division is strengthening themselves, it seems like the Mets will stand pat. Please prove me wrong and I will gladly eat crow and retract everything but unfortunately, I think I won’t have to make that statement.
On to Football. I both love and hate Thursday night games. I like that games are spread out and I have more nights to watch. I would even like to see a game a night starting on Thursday and going through Monday to give me football all weekend. However, as I have said before, I am in a pool of 50 something people where it is difficult to win the week, much less the overall season standings. I am currently in 12th place and I need every game to try to move up. The best research comes out on Fridays and if I have to get my picks in on Thursdays, I am flying blind with my selections. I like football but I am not one of those guys that can tell you every stat for every guy on every team. (I am in baseball though, much to my wife’s chagrin) Nor am I the guy who can tell you where every player went to college like some of my friends, so I need the extra time to research the games. Still I had my best week last week when I just randomly guessed everything, so who knows


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Baseball Meetings

December 6th 2006 20:57
The chips are falling fast. Schmidt signed with the Dodgers and still no word on the Mets. I have been reading some other posts and am glad to see some others agreeing with me(at least from what I’ve read) The Mets like to do things on the cheap. I don’t care what you did last year, sign somebody good to pitch. They just never get that good pitcher and it is frustrating. If this Harden thing doesn’t pan out I am going to be extremely frustrated once again with my Mets. We shall see.
Jonathan
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Baseball Winter Meetings and Television

December 6th 2006 17:18
Good Morning All,
Reading all about the baseball meetings in Orlando. I was just there this weekend and it was packed. I wrote about other reasons why and I forgot all about that as well. Let’s face it, I just picked a real lousy time to go. Anyway, back to baseball. Yesterday I was all frustrated that the Mets were spinning their wheels as usual. Things have been better since Omar Minaya has become GM but I still believe that the Wilpons think like a small market team while playing in a big market city. Afraid to make the big signing and going after the premiere free agents. I think they’ll point to the Beltran signing for the next ten years as showing “proof” that they spend. I am by no means saying to go to Yankee levels because I find that obscene but act like a big market team. I know some people liked the Alou signing and I think its okay to a certain extent but I hate the idea of getting older brittle players. I want the team to get younger and more athletic. I keep saying that Beltran is going to need oxygen covering the ground between Alou and Green.
Today though I read that they have had talks with Oakland about Harden, The problem being a Met fan is I am always used to the tease. Every winter I hear the Mets linked to some big name and then it never happens. Then the Mets will say, “We tried.” This year, don’t try…Do! Make one of these things happen. Get the Ace pitcher in their prime. If the price is Milledge and Heilman for Harden, just do it! Harden is a good hard thrower and the Mets have too many soft tossers. So please, make it happen for once


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Welcome To House Dad

December 5th 2006 17:52
Hi and welcome to The House Dad blog,
A little about me first. As the title implies, I am a stay at home father of three. I am here with my 11 month old while my wife goes to work and the 6 yr old and 4 yr old go to school. I do work out of the house but mostly spend time caring for the little one. At least being home affords me the opportunity to do other things, like read various websites and newspapers and of course blog. I like to write about things going on with my family, where I live, movies, television and of course sports. I am a typical father who watches almost every sport and play fantasy sports as well. I will attempt to write a few times a day on these topics and look forward to your comments, whether you agree or disagree. fun to discuss either way.
Hope you enjoy


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