The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
December 26th 2007 18:36
There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day
doing his chores. He
was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the
yard. He was feeding
the hogs and got mad and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He
was milking the cow
and it kept hitting him in the face with its tail so he kicked it,
too. His mom had been
watching him and told him he couldn't have any chicken, beef, or pork
for a month
because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait 'til his
dad got home. His dad
that cat across the
room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, "Are you going to
tell him or am I?"
Source: Jokes2go
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