The Greatest Thing On Earth
June 29th 2010 10:46
Link: www.wittysam.com
Kicking back - waiting for my Greatest Thing on Earth to take off!
You may scoff and say, yeah right. That just goes to show how much you know. My Dad says it's the Greatest Thing on Earth... so there! He knows everyone will want one. He's the one that sold all his Apple shares, his Mercedes Benz car and his McDonald's franchise. He would never have done that if he didn't think it was the Greatest Thing on Earth.
Why did I make the Greatest Thing on Earth?
I had a vision when I was 25. The idea just popped into my head as if by magic. And the idea grew and grew... swirling around me like a vortex. This was it, I thought - I was so excited. I would never need to do another thing ever again in my life cause I knew how important my Thing would be to everyone.
I called a psychic yesterday and asked her if my Thing was going to be huge. When she said "yes" 30 minutes later, I felt relieved. That call was worth the $2.00 for every 30 seconds.
What is my magical formula?
It's simple! I created a website to sell my Greatest Thing on Earth. That's all you have to do... build a website and sit back and wait for the people to come. And my Dad paid for an TV ad that will be shown tonight at 11:55pm on a Foxtel Channel - everyone will be going to the website to buy my Greatest Thing on Earth.
I am going to be rich and famous! I got my passport yesterday so I am all set to fly to America on a moments notice. All the talk shows will want me on their show. I cut out a picture of Ellen Degeneres and a phone to put on my vision board to manifest her calling me.
Now, there's nothing else left to do but sit back and wait...
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