The First Time Kurtzie's Soul was Sold...A Short Story
December 4th 2007 19:20
The First Time Kurtzie’s Soul was Sold
Once upon a time, a kid poked Kurtzie’s eye out (the window to his soul)…
This is what happened at “The Kurtz” home…
Mom: “But, Norman, it’s his eye! Only $1500 for his eye? He’ll never get it back; it’s ruined.”
Kurtzy cries out of his one good eye…
Dad: “So what? Let’s just settle – we need the money. He has the other eye…”
And so it was. Kurtzie’s eye (and half of his soul) was bought and sold for a measly $1500.
And his parents rejoiced.
And then Kurtzy sold the other half of his soul by selling drugs and exploiting women through pornograffy.
And he lived unhappily ever-after.
The End.
* All characters are fictional – any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. *
Once upon a time, a kid poked Kurtzie’s eye out (the window to his soul)…
This is what happened at “The Kurtz” home…
Mom: “But, Norman, it’s his eye! Only $1500 for his eye? He’ll never get it back; it’s ruined.”
Kurtzy cries out of his one good eye…
Dad: “So what? Let’s just settle – we need the money. He has the other eye…”
And so it was. Kurtzie’s eye (and half of his soul) was bought and sold for a measly $1500.
And his parents rejoiced.
And then Kurtzy sold the other half of his soul by selling drugs and exploiting women through pornograffy.
And he lived unhappily ever-after.
The End.
* All characters are fictional – any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. *
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