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The guy in this story will definitely be a Dope of The Year nominee. I would even hazard to guess that he may make a Dope of The Decade nomination, but if progression is any indication, dopers will do dumber things in the future.

If you sell dope to a cop you will face charges. If you have a gun during the transaction, charges can be added. If you are drunk during the process, it may be debatable. Unfortunately it is not a crime to be young and stupid. This is the concept of this story where a young entrepreneur has the right idea, but the wrong product. Add to this the fact that he didn't do his homework about his area and target audience!

A door-to-door salesman is arrested. Since it is on a blog called The Dope Chronicles, you can probably guess what he was selling!

A 19 year old drunk goes to an apartment complex on a college campus, with zero tolerance, to sell marijuana door-to-door while also in possession of a gun. The lucky Einstein happens to knock on the door of a police officer. Anybody who has no idea what follows lacks common sense that even a chronic doper possesses!

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A Proven Benefit of Marijuana

November 16th 2009 16:11

A study has found that marijuana might ease Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. This may be a breakthrough in pot's true medicinal purpose. Pot may ease stress overall and perhaps benefit people who take tranquilizers and sleeping pills.

Still more studies need to be done on both the benefits and downfalls of pot including addiction.

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The Dope and The Hoax

October 18th 2009 17:15

By now the world has come to know about the balloon boy. It's the story about unscrupulous people that want more than just 15 minutes of fame. When the child was not in the balloon and suddenly appeared at home is when my suspicion was aroused. Why would he suddenly appear when it was discovered that he wasn't in the balloon?

Then of course there was the interview where out of the mouths of babes it was revealed that it was just a show. Then when the tough questions started coming, the father got defensive. The child seems to be under an awful amount of stress. Now charges are pending.

Some may wonder why I am putting this entry in a blog on people doing stupid things while on dope? The reason is because if the idiot father is on dope, it would save him the embarrassment of just being stupid!

Still this hoax of a doper continues to unfold and eventually we can all conclude what I suspected!

Here's a genius who takes his kids on a storm chasing expedition like they are going to an amusement park. This man makes me believe in evolution because there is no way that we are all created equal. This poor excuse for a human being hasn't evolved from a maggot stage, in my opinion.

Forget all the other nominations for Dope of the Year, this guy is a sure winner. If we find the 'stoner' factor, this guy will win Doper of the Decade!

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Betrayed By The Dope

October 17th 2009 15:28

If you're in a convenient store and a cop walks in, it probably isn't a good time to check on your dope under your baseball cap's lining. If it isn't there, you are faced with the awkward task of looking for it frantically!

That's what happened to yet another candidate for the Doper of the Year award. Never fear, because as he walked by the cop, the cop found what the man was looking for. It was a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead!

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A Fool and His Dope Are Soon Parted

October 4th 2009 17:03

You can always tell a hardcore doper because they are never without dope. Always ready to party on a moments notice no matter where you are!

We've seen them taking it into police stations and other secure areas where they were detected and arrested. Most of the time it is because somebody smoked before going to places where they have a strong marijuana odor

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The Drug Propaganda

September 27th 2009 22:08

Now for the most part most drugs should stay illegal no matter what such as cocaine, heroin and meth. Others have are legal such as alcohol, caffeine and nicotine. Then there are the ones that some groups feel should be legal such as marijuana.

Now comes the expert opinion of those who brought you a failed drug war. The DEA voices its opinion against Drug Legalization. It comes down on almost anything, but then that is why they receive funding.

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Tempting a Narc With The Obvious

September 22nd 2009 18:34

Is it wrong to state the obvious? Maybe if you don't know how to 'sugar coat it' it is!

Either dopers are getting more dopey or cops are sitting back and waiting for a scapegoat. If you are growing six-foot pot plants in a highway median, don't you believe that nobody will notice! A cop and millions of others know what weed looks like. It is as common as a poinsettia plant

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Dope of The Year

September 19th 2009 13:43

A man goes to apply for a license to carry a gun at a police station. The officers' suspicions are immediately raised as the man is filling out an application. It seems the man had a strong odor of marijuana!

It just so happens that the man not only had the marijuana with him, but also had a gun without a license to carry it. All this dope did is give a valid argument to gun control!

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Harvest Time

September 16th 2009 21:09

In Canada law enforcement is out in full force to destroy outdoor marijuana grow operations. Harvest time is almost upon us and the police are out to destroy the hard work of growers. Resources are stretched to the max to see that this happens.

A helicopter and 22 officers cleared a field of six plants! Job well done and a bill to the taxpayers that may not sit well.

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Fast Drugs with Guns

September 14th 2009 15:26

I once wrote about a surprise in a McDonald's happy meal. The surprise was pot and a bowl.

So what is going on at fast food restaurants that would be published in The Dope Chronicles? A teen is given a bag with a couple of bags of marijuana and a loaded gun
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