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It will never cease to amaze me what dopers are capable of when on drugs. Maybe at some point it is a cry for help. On the other hand, maybe they can't see that their brain has gone bye-bye!

Here's a guy who goes to a bank's drive-through to make a deposit. Along with $200 he deposited a bag of marijuana and cocaine!

Imagine the driver getting frustrated because the transaction was taking too long. They had to wait for the police to take him and his deposit to jail!

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Crop Circles Explained

June 26th 2009 16:05

It seems that the crop circles of Tasmania are caused by stoners. Tasmania, it seems, grows poppies to produce legal pharmaceutical. When stoners sneak in and consume these poppies, they get high and go around in circles.

The stoners, by the way, are not human. They are wallabies and other animals! The animals seem to know how to get stoned by consuming the poppy-tops.

If nothing else, this proves that even animals will often seek a fix.

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It's Only Illegal If Uncle Sam Doesn't Profit

June 21st 2009 21:41

If you wonder why something is illegal, you should ask yourself what profit does the government make from it? Although drugs are the number one tax evasion, this is about alcohol. I know that the irony is that alcohol is a drug, but good hard alcohol is illegal in almost all states and counties. Lets talk about the original illegal drug in the States that is known as 'moonshine' or 180 proof corn whiskey made from a still!

Microbreweries are a type of small local brewery that brew strong beer that has an ABV content higher than the mass produced breweries. Now Tennessee is looking into microdistlleries that will produce whiskey to give the illegal 'moonshiners' a run for their money.

Uncle Sam gets paid and your patrons get stoned. It's a win-win situation if you think about it!

This is a Dope Chronicles Public Service Announcement.

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The Dopes Around Us

June 19th 2009 21:29

If you're a respectful restaurant owner you should probably think before you do something stupid. Even if it has gone on for years. Funding a pot growing operation and money laundering will probably eventually catch up with you in the long run. Cultivating 24,056 marijuana plants is no small operation to say the least!

An unconscious man and woman are in a car. The man is in the driver's seat, the woman in the passenger seat. The woman is naked. The drugs found were marijuana, heroin, crystal meth, and GHB
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Tulsa's New Tourist Attraction

June 18th 2009 18:24

If you go to Tulsa, you can now take your own guided tour of its Meth labs!

Unbelievable how many there are in this city within close proximity of each other. If cops busted up this many labs, there must be a good number that are still producing. You would think that you can smell the meth production with so many within walking distance

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NORML Chimes In

June 18th 2009 18:03

In The Health Fanatic recently I wrote an entry titled Sin Vices and Health, where I wrote about a study that says that marijuana may alter DNA. Well if it comes as any surprise, NORML is giving their own pothead research!

I find it funny that many will do anything to maintain that a habit is healthy and come up with their own findings.

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California or Bust

June 12th 2009 18:59

Marijuana for personal consumption may become legal in California by 2010. There seems to be growing support to legalize pot and tax it to generate revenue to a struggling state.
Supporters are trying to get the vote on a November 2010 ballot.

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Dope Ads

June 12th 2009 15:48

At one time, most illegal drugs were commonly used as a cure for what ails you. Even infants and children had a bright future with addiction of some heavy-duty drugs. At one time cigarettes were used to treat asthma, and opium was used to sedate babies and was marketed as 'Mother's Little Helper!'

So how about taking a trip down memory lane, if you have any recollection of it, and check out some old drug ads! Some might even surprise you.

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Drug Dopes

June 10th 2009 21:31

Like with other blogs this is a variety of dopes and what their drugs make them do.

If you drop your drugs in a store, don't go back looking for them. If you are that doped-up, don't give your name and address to help police find you easier. Methamphetamine might double the reason not to go back and leave your information

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Back To The Dope

June 9th 2009 22:36

Doing drugs at a young age makes you twice as stupid. When cops are targeting those not wearing their seat belts, you shouldn't draw intentional attention to yourself. Since cops are out in force, you probably shouldn't be speeding and driving erratically.

Now for the proof that going though life being young, stupid and on dope is no way to go through life

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