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Beer Holidays

February 9th 2010 15:47
I didn't realize that the Super Bowl is considered a holiday. As far as beer consumption, the Super Bowl is big, but not bigger than other beer events. Here are the biggest beer holidays. Beer holidays are when beer is consumed in large quantities by a large number of Americans.
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Would You Approve It?

January 20th 2010 17:57
Eight out of ten is 80%. That is a substantial figure in supporting legalizing medical marijuana.

From the article:
Fifty-six percent say that if it's allowed, doctors should be able to prescribe medical marijuana to anyone they think it can help. New Jersey's measure, which is more restrictive than most, limits prescriptions to people with severe illnesses.

So in NJ the prescription should be based on how close to death you are. It's a start!

So there are 14 States trying to legalize medical marijuana. Here's the list!
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It Doesn't Add Up!

January 18th 2010 15:48
Three guys go into a restaurant and order dinner. They decided they would split the bill regardless of the cost. The bill comes to $30. They start griping about the bill being too high and threatened never to dine in that restaurant again. They each pull out $10. The waiter tells the manager about the unhappy customers. The manager gives the waiter $5 to give back to the customers. The waiter was dishonest and pockets $2.He gives the guys back $3 and they each get $1 back.

The guys each actually paid $9. 9X3=27. 27 plus 2...what the waiter took=29. Where's the George Washington?

It just doesn't add up!

Did you hear the one about half ton of pot that washed ashore? Seems that a half ton weighs about 800 pounds. Far be it me to speculate but I always thought that half a ton weighs 1000 pounds? Coast Guard?

It doesn't add up!

Oh, about the riddle? I don't know the answer either!



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Dope Tales III

January 16th 2010 18:30
Since I've been missing some dope tales, I'll write about a few of them.

Traffic violations catch more dopers more than any other stupid thing they do. If you have marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms, hashish and drug paraphernalia, two rifles, a machete, a samurai sword and knives in your car, try to obey all traffic laws! The picture is priceless


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The Ransom Note

January 8th 2010 19:27
If you're a marijuana grower you should be aware that if your plants disappear, they are probably smoked or sold. Keep that in mind as you read the story!

A man's pot plants come up missing and he actually finds a ransom note where his plants were. The note said, "Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price...we'll talk." Apparently this doper called and got the ransom price of $200 and off he went


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Drinking Healthy

January 2nd 2010 22:52
We all have heard the health benefits of 'moderate' drinking. Moderate means no more than 2 drinks a day. Somehow I doubt that the majority of those who drink, drink only 2 a day!

Well in case you're one of the many people who poison their liver, there is a way to drink healthy. Healthy drinking starts by knowing the health benefits. After that comes the unhealthy reasons that outweigh the health benefits


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Replacing a Vice With a Vice

December 21st 2009 18:41
In my health blog I wrote about 10 bad things that are good for you. I was shocked to read that LSD can be used to ease alcoholism. The downside, in my point of view, is that you may get addicted to LSD.

I remember in a TV interview, Willie Nelson said he quit smoking cigarettes, but increased his 'pot' intake. Thus he went from one addiction to another


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Villagers Winfall

December 19th 2009 19:14
A truck goes off the road and villagers gather to take the spoils. In this case the truck was carrying 4000 cases of beer!

The intoxicated villagers then gathered on the road to harass passers-by. This might have been quite a sight to anybody who witnessed this free beer night!
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Olympic Ecstasy

December 12th 2009 17:56
Vancouver, BC is the host city of the 2010 Winter Olympics. It should come as no shock that a drug bust nets Olympic themed ecstasy. The police seized 107,000 ecstasy pills and a partial six ounce brick of cocaine.

As if the people arrested didn't have enough trouble already, they could face a lawsuit for copyright infringement. They weren't allowed to use the Olympic logo without permission. Seems like their legal woes are just starting!
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Toilet and Tunnels and Dope

December 6th 2009 19:22
Cross-border underground tunnels are nothing new. They are used to smuggle anything from illegal immigrants, drugs, weapons, and anything that can't pass at a border crossing. As some are found, the bad guys have to find other ingenious ways to build and hide cross-border tunnels.

The tunnels aren't a small crawl space, but rather well constructed tunnels with electricity, air conditioning and even a phone


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