The Diary of Stevie Wright - Post 49
May 1st 2010 05:31
The Diary of Stevie Wright - Post 49
Yesterday I got my braces off! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Haha. I’m so happy!
My teeth look and feel really weird though! They’re all smooth and look massively long! I feel like Mr. Ed walking around with these massive teeth leading me about!
Anyway, after I got my braces off I decided to walk home from Burwood, which really wasn’t the best idea in retrospect. It was the middle of the day and it was like 40degrees! I almost died!
On the way back though, I stopped off at this old Asian guy’s newsagent and bought 3 porno magazines. It’s kind of sad I know, but I had to celebrate some way! Suffice to say I was pretty ‘occupied’ for the rest of the day! Broke a record too! Hmm…
I think that it just shows how badly I need a girl though. Surely there is somebody out there for me! Even guys more pathetic than me somehow manage to get girls so why can’t I? I see them all the time. These fat imbeciles, that are smelly and hairy and wear glasses and all that, and they still manage to get some! Mind you, the girls they are with don’t look much better. But there are some hot girls out there that are with gross guys!
I am soo desperate though! It is seriously driving me insane! I need a girl now! It really hit me last night too! I didn’t get any sleep at all! My head way spinning around and around and the only thing I was thinking about was getting a girl! I seriously thought that I was going to go totally crazy!
Anyway I woke up this morning and decided to go into the city. Basically I had two reasons for making that decision; 1. I was bored, and 2. I was determined to meet someone.
So I psyched myself up the best I could, dolled myself up and was looking pretty hot. I was pumped up and ready to unleash Mr. Ed upon the world! Hahaha. Well not exactly. Finally having my braces off did make me feel like a new person though.
Once I got into the city though it didn’t really eventuate the way I had envisioned. I think my imagination had gotten the best of me and I just assumed that girls would be rushing up to me from everywhere since I didn’t have braces anymore! Almost like a scene from out of a movie where I would be walking down George Street in slow motion and all these gorgeously hot girls from everywhere would be rushing out to get their hands on me!
I have no idea why I thought that would be the case because it sounds ludicrous typing it now. I think I’m just delusional!
Anyway, all the psyching up pretty much went out the window once I was in the city and I basically didn’t do anything. I didn’t even speak to anyone so I have no idea how I thought that would have contributed to meeting girls. I think I just gave up…
Not that there were any to meet anyway! Sydney is a bit of a wasteland when compared to the Gold Coast when it comes to girls. They just can’t compete!
The day wasn’t a total loss though; I did end up buying two CD’s. One was Revenge by Kiss, while the other was David Lee Roth’s Greatest Hits. Both of them are pretty damn good so I was happy about that!
Maybe if I start dressing like David Lee Roth I could get some girls attention…Hmmm…haha.
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