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The Day The World Exploded

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It started as a murmur and then something more. The rumbling sound of thunder and knocking at the door. It's not poetic or word and rhyme loaded. It's just the day, that the world exploded.

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The prophetic writer and composer of thousands of epics in a vast variety of subjects. Including but not limited to his 23 auto-biographies and their alternate endings. He is currently directing a movie following the life and times of the Pillsbury Doughboy known simply as "The Cinnabomination".

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A Salute To The American Fag

December 14th 2008 00:38


The American Fag is a majestic and beautiful piece of our patriotic history. It's bright colors and glittering stars have inspired people for generations to shed their prejudices and unite under the glorious banner of equality.

Some people think that Fags are new or that America invented them, but this is simply not true. Fags have been around for a long time waving blissfully in the breeze and representing their country or nation with pride.

Here are some examples of Fags from around the world.



Fags are a beautiful part of any countries nationality and identity and should be accepted and appreciated. There is nothing more fabulous than a huge fag waving wildly in the wind with nothing on but their true colors.

But where did Fags come from?

Well that's simple! Fags were first invented back in the 1960's, just like everything else. The first American Fag was created by Sir Elton John and his 5 wives. This may seem odd to some of you younger readers, but at the time is was totally normal for a fag maker to have more than one wife.

Below is a historically accurate image of Sir Elton John sewing the first American Fag.



Shortly after Elton had crafted the American Fag the government decided that they didn't want a national Fag and they attempted to destroy it using their Assorted Icon Destroying Strategies or AIDS.

AIDS was built by the Government to destroy the American Fag so that nobody would ever unite under the banner of equality and would instead spend the rest of their lives working in automotive factors and being a bunch of redneck dipshits.



Here we see Emperor George W. Bush about to feast on the severed heads of two fag supporters, Dumbledore and Rosie O'Donnell.

Despite the AIDS the Government was not able to silence the patriotic spirit of the American Fag as it waved gloriously above the nation and inspired generations of citizens and foreigners alike.

To this day - the struggle continues. But Old Glory still proves to be a magnificent and beautiful reminder of everything that the United States stands for... freedom.... equality.... truth... awesomeness... etc....

And for that reason, we salute the American Fag.
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Vote For The Bailout - Because You're Too Ignorant And Afraid Not To!

October 2nd 2008 15:41


Call your Congressman. RIGHT NOW.

Do It.

Call him right now and you ask him to vote for the Bailout.

You need to do it right now.

Why?

Because you're afraid of what you don't know. You don't understand how the banking system works. You're too stupid. Experts know. You don't. You can't understand. You're not as smart as them. You're ignorant. You're too ignorant. Trust the experts who admit they don't know how this will effect our economy. Trust the corporations who put you in this position.

Trust them.

Don't think.

Don't blink.

Don't be afraid. The Government is going to take care of it. They're going to take it out of your hands. You don't need the freedom to know. You don't need the freedom to care. You don't need freedom. Just sit down. Just shut up. Just obey.

Vote for the Bailout.

You're afraid. We know. You're ignorant. You know.

You can't make this decision.

Don't try.

Just leave it to us.

Your freedom is misused. You don't understand your economy. You don't understand your government. You don't understand your choice.

If you don't vote for the bailout - it will hurt.

You will feel pain.

Your system will purge the corruption.

But you don't want pain.

You don't want to feel.

You're too ignorant to know.

Vote for the Bailout.

If you let us pass this - you won't feel any pain - for now. Put the pain away for a little bit... just a little bit. Let us handle your money. Let us handle your life. We'll make the pain invisible. We'll mask it behind the veil. You won't even know when you feel the pain - you're too ignorant to know.

Trust us.

Trust Us.
Trust us.
trust us.

Vote for the Bailout.

You.

Don't.

Need.

Freedom.

End.

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Why The "Twilight" Book Series Sucked A Huge D!*K And Anyone Who Liked It Is A Moron

September 23rd 2008 19:41
Hi friends.

Welcome to the Reader's Circle! The place where everyone who loves books and brains comes to read and learn!

I'm glad you could join us!

Today we're going to talk about why Stephanie Meyer is the worst author in history and should suffer a violent and painfully long, death after writing the "Twilight" book series.

Based on the reviews and fans this book series has gotten I can only assume that Stephanie Meyers personally went on an international tour in which she personally gave hand-jobs to every person she encountered.

That's the only rational excuse for this much hype about what is possibly the stupidest book concept anyone has ever heard of.

Whoever signed off on having this manuscript published must have been on acid, or drunk, or both. That conversation probably sounded something like this:

Stephanie Meyer: "I wrote a book about a girl who loves a vampire and a werewolf and they all have freaky mythological creature sex."

Publisher: "Oh sweet, that sells like crazy to our lonely, goth, moron, audience."

And then the publisher signed off on the book by dragging his ass across the page.



I'm having a lot of trouble understanding at what point Vampires went from being hideous, blood-hungry killing machines to being these ambiguous, mysterious, romeo type characters.

It's downright troubling because I'm afraid that really soon we're going to start seeing books where "Trolls" and "Ogres" are featured as 12 foot tall Johnny Depps. It just blows my mind.

I guess I'm the only person alive who still keeps the score, but this is like the 1,000,000 book like this that has been written.

Mortal girl -> Vampire -> Werewolf -> LOVE TRIANGLE.

Wow - honestly? Stephanie Meyers came up with this all by herself?!

No fucking way. This is the most cliche, boring and overdone piece of melodramatic bullshit ever to be put into print.

If this plot-line was new or original to you, I hope to god you're either suffering from short and long term memory loss or you're 5 years old, because this one has been around the block more times than a drunk hooker on speed.


If this is really the extent it takes to impress you gullible idiots, I'm going to write a new series of books called "The Time Between Day and Night" and it's about a girl who falls in love with a black, female vampire and an Asian female Werewolf and a male, Irish Dragon.

So now you've got a Love-Square in which the main character is not only screwing mythological creatures but you've got the lesbian element in there and the racial lines crossed.

Oh snap! It's the juiciest thing anyone has ever written.

Someone publish this - I'm dropping Best-Seller Bombs all over!

Idiots.





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Lifetime Network To Kill Oprah Over Monopoly on Lonely Women.

September 2nd 2008 03:00
Full Article: FULL ARTICLE

The Lifetime Network recently declared open war against Oprah and her devout followers


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Makers of Girls Gone Wild to Produce new Series:

July 17th 2008 22:32
Yes! It's true! The makers of long fabled "Girls Gone Wild" have expanded their turf and are looking to fetch a new audience.

You can check out the spicy details here: HERE
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Government To Team Up Obese People and Midgets To Create Super Soldiers!

June 20th 2008 06:28
Today it was announced by the New King of The Earth, Barack Obama, that using Mac technology a legion of super-soldiers would be created to serve NATO in the genocide of people who disagree with Western Customs and Beliefs.


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Sex and The City Spinoff Scores Long and Hard with Critics!!

May 28th 2008 13:27
Subs And The City Logo-


Starting this fall with such brilliant and beloved shows as Sex And The City and Scrubs seeing their final hour, all eyes have fallen on one new and thriving Sitcom to carry the torch that these fine shows have finally walked away from


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Newsflash: Racial Stereotype League Saves The World Again!!!

May 3rd 2008 22:25
In a breaking news story, the Racial Stereotype League has saved the world yet again today. Yes! The team who continues to prove that racial stereotypes can positively work to improve our world has finished their fifth daring adventure and rescued the world from certain doom.

It was a bleak and early Monday when the world awoke to the disturbing and terrifying news that a Rebel Faction of Russian / Middle-Eastern Soviet Terrorists had obtained a Biological Nuclear Bomb capable of destroying our entire internet MySpace


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Cannibalism may be the solution to all of America's Woes

April 24th 2008 23:02
As the painful crunch of economic turmoil and an evergrowing international food crisis continues to plague the U.S and foreign countries, a new solution has come into view. While it may be seen by some as barbaric and even disgusting it is already being ushered into American doctrine faster than Baseball and Apple Pie. Brace your children and wives, Cannibalism is the new Atkins.

Yes! Cannibalism!
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Tribulations Of The Day:

January 27th 2008 03:19
Originally I had a fantastic arguement for the purpose of a poignant and cutting debate against all that is wrong with everything these days. However in spite of all this I leave you with this image of Oprah passing down her commandments to all those who follow the faith of Modern Media. May her will be done, for her's and her kin's are all that is left is the Human Race.


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November 28th 2007 19:13


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I agree with you! As far as the spelling of the name goes - I honestly didn't know. I took my version directly from the original article on MSN which used the spelling "Mohammed" but I have no idea if that is accurate or not. Honestly I thought it had a "U" in it.

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November 3rd 2007 18:29


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No sir!

Let there be an end to this blasphemy. You must not abandon your fight my friend.

Bring this treacherous naive individual before me and I shall smite her down with my Hammer of Thor. I have no tolerance for this kind of attack.

Here are some kinds of attacks I have tolerance for:
1. Snack Attacks.
2. Shaq Attacks.
3. Zombie Attacks.
4. Rambo Attacks.
5. Bum Rushes.
6. Sneak Attacks.
7. Hot Pocket Grab Bag Attacks.

But I definitely have a zero tolerance policy punishable by Hammer of Thor for:

1. "I'm a better Jew than you because I believe in something that you don't."

That kind of attack is utter bullocks and whoever said it is a small cowardly person who's ideals are as flimsy as a paper bag being stomped into the ground by myself riding a thousand pound Gorilla who has a giant golden horn on his head.

End of story.