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The Blog Formerly Known As Saturday Morning Movie Club - by Lizard68591

 
My Rating System - I won't be using thumbs or stars or any of the other already taken [and may I say unoriginal] symbols. Instead my affinity for a film [or lack thereof] will be illustrated by clocks. Strange perhaps, but also practical. When you see as many movies as I do you end up seeing a significant amount of crap. The crappier the movie the more times I find myself checking the time. So here's the deal...there will be a scale from zero to 5. For those who have yet figured it out a rating of 5 clocks will be awarded to such horrific Hollywood debacles as Steven Spielberg's A.I. and zero stars will be reserved only for those movies that rise to the level of this summer's Little Miss Sunshine.

The Black Dahlia - 4 Clocks

October 21st 2006 23:55
Sometimes a story just has too much story to be a movie. When such a tale is nevertheless squeezed into a two-hour feature it inevitably results in massive audience confusion or an underdeveloped plot – The Black Dahlia was both.

It started out with promise, luring moviegoers to the theater by advertising “Hollywood’s most notorious unsolved mystery.” Unfortunately that storyline was only one of many, any of which could have sustained its own movie but whose tie to one another failed to sustain this movie.

The only redeeming part, in my opinion, was a scene set in the home of a wealthy and eccentric family. It began with an eerie exchange about the death of the family dog and ended with Josh Hartnett’s character being referred to as a manwhore. And while it served no real purpose other than to introduce some of the movie’s characters, watching the outlandish dialogue of this wacky family was the only time I felt I was getting my money’s worth…but then again I got in for a discounted rate!
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