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April 28th 2009 13:56
Atheist: One who denies the existence of God

What does the atheist cry when he's drowning?



"God, help me," I would cry.

What else does one cry in such a situation?

Does the atheist cry out to the nearest dolphin to save him?

Or, does he just accept the fact that he's drowning and quietly slip away?



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Comment by Janet Collins

April 28th 2009 15:05

Comment by Anonymous

April 28th 2009 15:21
"Help" in general?
Really doesn't matter where it comes from.

Comment by Mindzle

April 28th 2009 15:44
When I shattered my hand while attempting to get into a boat 3 miles off shore in 20 foot seas, I yelled something like "SH!T, go, I'll swim!" But of course they got me in the boat or I wouldn't be here now to write this.

Typically if someone is drowning they yell... well nothing, their lungs are full of water, they might try and sputter something, but it is generally incomprehensible.

Generally I would say that a dying atheist would fight harder to live than a religous zealot. The zealot welcomes their fate to be embraced into the afterlife, the atheist knows that this is the one life you have, death is a finality, you fight to survive because if you fail there is nothing.

Comment by Mindzle

April 28th 2009 15:44

Comment by samaritan

April 29th 2009 07:28
Here's a joke I heard from my friend. How many atheists are there on a plane that hurtling down towards the ground and about to crash? None.

Samaritan

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