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TEETH (2007)

September 8th 2008 03:59
TEETH (2007)
Starring: Jess Weixler, John Hensley, Hale Appleman, Ashley Springer
Written By: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Directed By: Mitchell Lichtenstein

Playing out like an anti-Candy, Teeth stars Jess Weixler as Dawn, an abstinent teen, who is forced to come to terms with her sexuality when she discovers she is not like other girls.

Teeth opens with a Dawn and her brother Brad as young children playing in a paddling pool. Their parents have just married, making them step-brother and sister. Brad says he’ll show her his if she’ll show him hers. We don’t see what happens, but Brad comes away with a permanent scar on his index finger hinting at what is to come.

We then cut to several years later with Dawn now in high school. She preaches to groups of teens about the virtue of abstinence. You wear the abstinence ring on your finger until you can swap it for a gold marriage band. Things get complicated when Dawn meets Tobey (Hale Appleman), who is also part of the abstinence group. She believes she has found the perfect boy in Tobey; that he is The One because he believes in abstinence too and wants to wait until marriage before he has sex with Dawn - or so he says. Teenage hormones run strong and Dawn finds it hard to keep her abstinence promise while dreaming of marriage to Tobey.

Things go horribly wrong when Dawn goes swimming with Tobey, whose desire for sex gets the better of him, and in an unpleasant scene, forces himself on Dawn. But Dawn is not like other girls; her vagina has teeth, and instinctively, in reaction to Tobey’s violence, she amputates his member.

After this the film follows a similar course to Candy, as Dawn is subsequently preyed upon and manipulated by any number of men out to take advantage of her. At times it is quite harrowing to watch. But unlike Candy, Dawn fights back.

As she gradually comes to realise exactly how she is different to other women, Dawn also realises that she can consciously control her other set of teeth. Not every sexual encounter has to be deadly. The point is also made in the film that high school students in the sex-education class are allowed to see a full-page diagram of a penis, but the diagram of the female sexual organs is covered up by a giant sticker because it is deemed unfit for the students’ to see. Dawn steals the page and soaks it until the sticker comes off, all in an effort to understand what is normal for women, and how she may be different from that.

Dawn researches her teeth, learning about vagina dentata from mythology. Her small town is in the shadow of a nuclear power plant, suggesting she is possibly a genetic mutation, or maybe an evolutionary leap.

The double standard is shown to extend beyond diagrams of genitalia to men’s attitudes towards women. Nearly every man in the film (excepting only Dawn’s father) turns out to be secretly vile. Especially Dawn’s reprehensible brother, (creepily played by John Hensley of Nip / Tuck fame), who is horrible to his girlfriend and sexually obsessed with his step-sister.

This is no film for the squeamish as the penis amputation scenes are quite graphic. Many men will be crossing their legs while watching this film. Yet it was written and directed by a man, so no one can claim that it is a feminist diatribe against men. Rather, Mitchell Lichtenstein’s point seems to be that keeping people ignorant about sex and their bodies denies them the power to make informed decisions. But it also asks the question, would men treat women better if they knew women could fight back with deadly consequences to the man? All the men who are harmed by Dawn bring it on themselves through their own actions and their mistreatment of her. You end up cheering her own while being horrified at the things she has to go through.

Yet this can seem one note at times, as there are hardly any nice male characters in the film to balance out the all-men-are-rapists-in-waiting who mistreat women message. Teeth could perhaps have done with another male character, apart from Dawn’s father, to balance out the film.

The ending remains open as Dawn’s optimistic and virtuous outlook has been eroded over the course of the film. She has no choice but to leave her old life behind and possibly leave a trail of bodies in her wake.
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SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO

August 20th 2008 10:39
SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO (2007)
Starring: Hideaki Ito, Kaori Momoi, Quentin Tarantino.
Written by Masa Nakamura and Takashi Miike.
Directed by Takashi Miike.


A Japanese dish that typically involves thinly-sliced beef, a popular genre of American film and a mythic Spanish gunslinger. These three things make up the peculiar title of this blood-spattered Eastern/Western from filmmaker Takashi Miike.

The Western is an unusual genre: it is commonly considered a deeply American form of storytelling yet the most enduring of those films took archetypes, themes and even entire narratives from the Samurai epics of Akira Kurosawa. The genre was then famously transplanted to Italy where the seminal works of Sergio Leone were produced. Fittingly, Sukiyaki Western Django takes the core narrative from Yojimbo and Fistful of Dollars (and nudie fantasy “epic” the Warrior and the Sorceress but that’s not really relevant) and creates a deranged mishmash of those two film’s aesthetics while at the same time delivering the package in a manner that is uniquely Miike’s.

Sukiyaki begins with a sequence that seems like a hyperactive homage to the legendary wordless opening from Once Upon a Time in the West. A windmill rears against a (literally) painted sky. A snake coils in the dust. A man lies dead from a single gunshot to the head. Quentin Tarantino shoots a flying eagle and slices an egg from a dead serpent’s belly. Yes, Tarantino. Trust him to be the first living person we see. He is presently confronted by a small posse of Japanese gunslingers. Two things hit home immediately. One: this film is going to be a bit nuts; two: everyone is speaking English. With the exception of Tarantino (whose role as uber-shootist cum mentor Ringo is brief but memorable) all the actors are Japanese and from their fractured intonations and stylised pronunciation I would hazard that most of them learned English phonetically. This gives the film an even more off-kilter quality, although it also makes a large portion of the dialogue hard to follow – the festival guide promised English subtitles but none were provided. After the surreal intro the film leaves the painted sets behind and moves into the narrative proper.

It is the 1100s in an isolated town named Yuda. Two rival gangs reign over the few townspeople that remain – helpfully the gangs display their membership by painting themselves in their gang colours: red in one corner, white in the other. There is talk of a treasure that the townspeople have hidden somewhere (this is in the wake of a goldrush) and it is for this that the two gangs stay, locked in a tense feud. Into the town rides a nameless stranger. Within seconds of his arrival he has proven himself a phenomenal shootist and is much sought after by both gangs. Instead he follows Ruriko: a black-clad and sharp-tongued woman who cares for a mute boy born of a “red” man (brutally killed by the leader of the reds) and a “white” woman (now serving the leader of the white gang in a bid for revenge against her husband’s murderer).

You know how this goes: the nameless gunslinger then proceeds to play off the two gangs against each other until it all culminates in a bloody confrontation. However, there are a number of fascinating twists along the way as well as a surfeit of memorable characters. The leader of the whites is compelling and coldly brilliant, superb with a sword and gifted with inhuman reflexes. The leader of the reds is comically brutish with a fondness for Shakespeare, human shields and…er…armed with a crotch-mounted automatic weapon for the climax. There’s a hooker who may or may not have a heart of gold but definitely has a tragic back-story and grows red-and-white roses to symbolise a union she can no longer imagine. There’s the mute boy with wounded eyes and dual-coloured braids in his hair, the trumpet-playing mystic, the split-personality sheriff, and many more besides. Best of all is Ruriko, whose acidic humour is consistently delightful and who turns out to be a whole lot more than she first appears. Oddly, I found the nameless gunslinger one of the less compelling characters.

The town itself is a masterpiece of set design. It looks to be rural Japan, cloaked in fog, dust and (for the climax) snow. Both cultures collide here…does that temple have saloon doors? There’s even a barroom sequence: in the place of Dietrich-style Cabaret or honky-tonk piano we are treated to a disturbing Butoh-esque dance that culminates with the dancer regurgitating a string of bells. The soundtrack smokes: blending Eastern and Western instrumentation (and even didgeridoo) into Morricone-esque desert soundscapes. It even boasts a J-Rock take on that perennial favourite - the cheesy cowboy theme song (apparently a reworking of Luis Bacalov’s piece from Sergio Corbucci’s Django). All together now: “DjangOOOH!”

Throughout Miike’s visceral obsessions are apparent. The violence is stylised but still shocking brutal. The comedy couldn’t be blacker. The cinematography is sometimes kinetic, sometimes lyrical. It is a strange, jumbled, nightmare of a film: surreal and hilarious and oddly affecting. It is not the most demented western that I have seen (that would be El Topo) but it is the only one to feature a grotesquely-aged Tarantino rattling around in a clockwork wheelchair. And with its gleeful pillaging of Seventies film-styles (plus a whiff of exploitation flick about it) Sukiyaki Western Django would make a fitting third addition to the Grindhouse bill. Best of all, here is an Eastern film that would be pointless to remake for Western audiences.

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[REC]

August 11th 2008 06:22
[REC] (2007)
Starring: Manuela Velasco
Directed by: Jaume Balaguero and Luis Berdejo

Between this film and The Orphanage, Spain is obviously intent on scaring the rest of the world and removing Asia’s stranglehold on the horror industry.

Filmed in documentary style, with handheld camera by a camerman whose face we never see, this film is all the more scary for it, as we really are limited to only what the camera can see at any given moment. This is used to good effect by the filmmakers as it lends the events of the film an immediacy and urgency, throwing the viewer into the core of the action.

The plot follows a graveyard shift reporter called Angela (Manuela Vasquez) whose television slot is to profile what other people are doing while you are asleep. The show itself appears to be called “While you are asleep.” Tonight Angela and her camerman are covering what goes on at a firestation. One of the firemen points out that if everyone is asleep, then who is watching her show? Things seem to be pretty routine, dull in fact, before one of the firetrucks gets called out to assist an old lady in an apartment block who is injured and will not come out of her apartment.

That too appears to be a fairly routine call-out until, that is, they actually arrive at the scene. The firemen and the reporters discover that the police are already there, and that the incident may be more serious than they first thought. Together they go up to the old lady’s apartment, where she subsequently goes ballistic, biting one of the policemen. Then, a plastic cover is dropped over the entire apartment block. The firemen, reporter, camerman and residents of the apartment discover, to their horror, that they have in fact been quarantined because of a biological danger, and, according to the police with them they are not to worry, but will be let out as soon as it is “safe.” When that will be is anyone’s guess. They are not to attempt to leave in the meantime for “their own safety.”

This film is scary. Not only because of the apparent zombie threat, but because of the horror the quarantine situation itself provides, where the characters really are trapped with an unknown threat, with no chance of escape. Many theories are put forth as to what is causing the residents’ of the apartment block to attack each other and seemingly come back to life after suffering fatal injuries. This includes some racist hypothesising put forth in a moment of comedy, when the reporter interviews one of the buildings residents, a preening middle aged man who only wants to be filmed on his left side, and who expresses his racist theories on camera when he thinks they have not started to film him yet. The actual cause of the outbreak, which we find out right at the very end, is extremely chilling, and the scariest sequence in a film that has a high scare ratio in its taut 85 minute running time. They even go into night vision on the camera at the end, and that is never a good sign in a horror film. The sequence involving the little girl will also have your hair standing on end.

The acting is very good, and despite the plethora of zombie films available, the idea feels fresh, even introducing a supernatural element back into the zombie myth. Yes, the reporters have to keep filming the whole time, even when their lives are obviously in danger and it would just make more sense to put the camera down and run. But their reasoning is that they have an obligation to document what is going on in the building, especially when it looks increasingly likely that no one will make it out alive.

[REC] is well worth seeing. The makers already have a sequel in the pipeline and America has a remake planned called Quarantine.
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BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006).
Starring: Nathan Baesel, Angela Goethals, Robert Englund, Zelda Rubinstein, Scott Wilson.
Written by: David J. Stieve and Scott Glosserman.

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PHENOMENA

July 5th 2008 09:09
PHENOMENA (1985)
Also known as Creepers (USA).
Starring: Jennifer Connelly, Donald Pleasance, Daria Nicolodi, Patrick Bauchau.

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TENEBRAE

June 28th 2008 11:59
Tenebrae (1982)
Starring: Anthony Franciosa, Daria Nicolodi
Written & Directed by: Dario Argento

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SOUTHLAND TALES

June 9th 2008 04:40
Southland Tales
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean William Scott.
Written & Directed By: Richard Kelly

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THE HOLY MOUNTAIN

April 24th 2008 10:50
THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)
Written and directed by
Alejandro Jodorowsky.
Starring: Horacio Salinas, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Zamira Saunders, Valerie Jodorowsky.

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EL TOPO

April 13th 2008 09:02
EL TOPO (1970)
Written and Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky.
Starring: Alejandro Jodorowsky, Brontis Jodorowsky, Mara Lorenzio, David Silva.

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TALES OF TERROR

March 24th 2008 04:18
TALES OF TERROR (1962)
Starring: Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Basil Rathbone.
Screenplay By: Richard Matheson, based on the stories by Edgar Allan Poe

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