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<title>TelevisionViolated?</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 02:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Outlandish Justice (let's call it OJ)</title>
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<description>"Not Guilty. Not Guilty. Not Guilty." What? What? What? Deja Vu! Is this 1995? Am I in the dentist office with partially cleaned teeth, gathered around a portable TV with...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 02:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Not So Hot But Definitely a Dog</title>
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<description>I haven't given much attention to New York Rep. Anthony Weiner, nor to the not-so-hot-bod pictures he felt the need to share. I have caught a random glimpse of his...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Don't Stand, Walk!</title>
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<description>Ever since Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger vied for the office of the "Governator", the rumors of his less than gentlemanly actions, towards the women around him, began fluttering like soiled laundry...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 02:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>You Have No Power Here. Now Be Gone!</title>
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<description>The words "happy", "delighted", and "ecstatic", have come into play when describing how some Americans feel with regards to the death of Bin Laden. I've been a happy bride, a...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 23:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Birth Certificate Trumps Bully</title>
<link>http://www.orble.com/birth-certificate-trumps-bully/</link>
<description>Disclaimer: I refuse to discuss politics in any way shape or form. Anyway, when something of such importance and bombshell-ness is shoved in my already politically stupefied face, as the...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Royal Yawn</title>
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<description>Almost thirty years ago I (along with some 750 million viewers) was fixated on the "telly" as Lady Di married Prince Charles. I had followed the media's pre-wedding coverage and...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>NO-NEWS FLASH!!</title>
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<description>I have only one thing to say about Charlie Sheen's latest insanity, DUH! Was anyone surprised?! Keep moving, no news here. Which brings me to the media's coverage of "news...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 23:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Delusions of Grandeur or a Cracked Egg?</title>
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<description>In his own words Charlie Sheen or Carlos Irwin Esteves (yes that's his real name) is a freakin' rock star from Mars, a warlock an F-18 with tiger blood and...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Got Junk?</title>
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<description>You would think that a person obsessed with cleanliness and order, would not be so obsessed with a show about filth and chaos. But you would be wrong. I don't...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>SAD</title>
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<description>On this gray winter morning as I sat slurping my Wheaties, still in my flannel peejays and channel hopping, I came upon a whole marathon of the "reality" show The...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 22:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Goldie Oldie</title>
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<description>Coincidentally, or not, shortly after the time Oprah came out with her "O" magazine I lost interest in watching her talk show. I think it had something to do with...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 23:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>OMG</title>
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<description>Granted I come from the black and white era of TV. A time when watching a program was a family event--except of course for the nightly news which was reserved...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 17:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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