I decided to come on back to Orble
For an exciting one night show!
All the folks will be here,
your Mom,
your aunt,
hell,
even your sister!
It's going to be one big party!
On this special, special night,
My party night!
My fun filled one night show!
My hit counts got me down....
So low.......
So low.....
so low that I can touch the ground.......
Do you recycle?
I do...
and it's freaking GREAT!
What about drive a hybrid equals save the Earth do you not understand?
Why are you not driving a smart car?
You do like the Earth, don't you?
Because the Earth loves you.....
but it's a sad Earth because no one takes care of it.....
BUT I DO!!!!
No plastic bags at the store.....
No heat in the winter.....
no air condition in the summer.......
Hemp shirts for the kids.......
three minute showers in the morning.......
Flush after poop? No way Jose.....
Plant a tree on Arbor day? Only if Arbor day is once a week..........
Veggies for breakfast, lunch and dinner because no flesh food for me!!!
That's how I save my home planet!!!
Oh.........
and strictly internet porn for me because..........
well..........
I watch a lot of porn alone.....and if I had to recycle all the tapes and dvd's that I used to buy before the internet.....
well.......it's a lot......
God I'm lonely.
Go green...
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