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taffy von bosom

Newcastle, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA


Joined April 14th 2006

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i like the nightlife. i like to boogie.

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i am that skeleton in your girlfriend's closet ;)

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May 14th 2006 09:52
well, this would be the first of the three posts i write before i throw myself at the feet of the orble
powers-that-be and beg for a paid writing gig. so first, a little faq, shall we?

who the hell are you exactly?

i am miss taffy von bosom, shampoo artiste by day and drag queen extraordinaire by night. worship
me, or i shall grievously injure you with my pointy, pointy boots.

so basically, you're a screamingly gay weirdo who wears ladies' dresses.

no. i am a screamingly gay lady who wears her own lovely dresses, thankyou very much. not all of us
have mohawks and a leather fetish.

i'm trying to hide my arousal...are you single?

no, and this is my girlfriend's stunningly fabulous blog.

and your orble mission?

creating a smart sex blog to rival the outrageously good but irritatingly heterocentric
nerve.com. stay tuned for tips on how to make your lipstick withstand
the most debauched lesbian encounters!
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they're calling this one 'the cheney'

December 0th 0
well, since lia has requested i not call her until 8.30 i decided it was high time to update my blog, for the benefit of all you little munchkins living your sex lives vicariously through us (i'm looking at you, cibby). and so, you ask, why does the lovely lia not wish to hear from me? ostensibly, it involves a 3000-word essay due tomorrow morning. however mr x made a visit to her this afternoon, which is always a cause for slight concern - i knew i should have posioned his easter egg... lia has also requested i stop talking about my plans for the elimination of mr x, but for the benefit of those who may share my feelings please go here:
http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/voodoo-knife-display.jpg
oh, i SO need that for my kitchen. and i MUST find a way to display pictures! there is so much happy camwhorage just waiting to be freed, especially on wednesday when my new computer arrives and i can transfer from my digi all the smut i desire without fear my dad will turn the "my pictures" folder into a scrolling screensaver. again. *shudders* plus high-speed broadband for the downloading of dodgy bollywood lesbian movies! oh, joy. now, to fulfil my lifelong dream of creating my very own trashy lesbian film experience...
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on The Dark Side of Oxford St.

April 14th 2006 06:43
sneakers, unless they're drag queens in which case they can wear whatever the fuck they want. which is precisely why i now plan to accompany lia dressed in 80s taffeta and a trashy blonde wig

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