Swine Flu claims victim

E-mail Subscription

Receive an e-mail notification of new posts on this site:

Jesus Would Not Approve - July 2009

Swine Flu claims victim

July 8th 2009 05:37

The swine flu has claimed its first victim in tasmania. I am not aware if this was a godfearing person but I think its probably to safe to say they had not found Jesus. God will protect the faithful in times like these and it is entirely possible that the swine flu is a bounty from Our Lord to remind people that it is time to turn to Him again.

It was about time that Australia saw some serious signs of this flu and I think it is safe to say that Jesus Would Not Approve of the hysteria this flu has been inspiring. If you have Found The Bible then you will be Safe from the swine flu. Pigs are our friends. They give us many wonderful things like bacon, ham, pork and the phrase 'as filthy as a pig sty'. The fact that both Jews and Muslims dont eat pigs should be sign enough of how holy and valuable these animals really are. They are the Chosen Animals for Christians and we should all be eating them more often. You need not fear any flu you will only get it if you Do Not Believe in God or Jesus. If you do not believe in Jesus you are probably as filthy as a pig sty.

I came across a person today who seemed quite angry. I was preaching the word of the Jesus to them and I asked them if they have protection from the swine flu. They got quite rude and upset when I told them to repent and eat from my ham sandwich. As I pushed the ham sandwich towards their face they lost all self composure and knocked my ham sandwich to the ground. Security told me to leave the shopping centre when I started shouting that Jesus Would Not Protect Them. Some people are very short sighted and need to get on board. My ham sandwich was still fine and I am still quite healthy despite eating it. Proof that Jesus Approves.

What is your opinion of the swine flu?

117

Vote

Subscribe to this blog

Email this post to a friend

Start your own blog

[ Link ]

Posted By: Adrian 2 - Category: No Category

Related Posts:

Relate This Post

[ Next - Welcome To Blogging ]

Comments

18 Comments. [ Add A Comment ]

Comment by RubySoho

July 8th 2009 09:27

Music Zone
Thought Zone

I guess I'm getting the swine flu.

Comment by Samantha Elley

July 8th 2009 09:35

Food Journo
The Sandwich Shak
Vintage Foodie
Little House among the Canefields

Very funny post...I'm looking forward to finding out what else Jesus doesn't approve of.

Sam

Comment by http://www.orble.com/adrian-2/

July 8th 2009 09:50

Jesus Would Not Approve

you have multiple blogs Samantha Elley and RubySoho i do think Jesus Would Not Approve as you are wasting your lives on the internet. The internet is made by Man, not God! I am here to clean it up.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 8th 2009 09:57

Science News
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
Artist Quirk

i dont think Jesus would approve of you shoving your meat in peoples faces uninvited

Comment by http://www.orble.com/adrian-2/

July 8th 2009 10:01

Jesus Would Not Approve

Morgan Bell your fixation on that does not help and Jesus Would Not Approve of that either. If the person wasnt a sinful nonchristian then they would have nothing to worry about and they couldve just taken a bite of the ham sandwich instead.

Comment by Samantha Elley

July 8th 2009 10:32

Food Journo
The Sandwich Shak
Vintage Foodie
Little House among the Canefields

Well JWMA, you make sure you only have the one blog then...I'd hate for you to waste your life. You sound like you have SO much to say...LOL!

You're still funny!
Sam

Comment by samaritan

July 8th 2009 11:43

Fringe Faith
Samaritan's Stories

Hi Adrian,

I have a question for you. If I eat a Bacon Sandwich while Reading the Bible, do I get extra protection from Swine Flu? Or is eating a Bacon Sandwich while Reading the Bible something that Jesus Would Not Approve of?

Samaritan

Comment by hazius

July 8th 2009 11:58

home with hazius

Hi Adrian

You were on 'the gear' a few years back, were you?

I'm glad you kicked it.

hazius

Comment by James Rickard

July 9th 2009 00:04

unlucky_ fishermen.com
Angling Fish
Check this out...

I was wondering, Adrian--were you talking to Jesus? Did he tell you what he approves and disapproves?

BTW--ham sandwich--I guess you're not Jewish.

Comment by Samantha Elley

July 9th 2009 02:02

Food Journo
The Sandwich Shak
Vintage Foodie
Little House among the Canefields

Oh, and also God's chosen people!!

Comment by James Rickard

July 9th 2009 04:39

unlucky_ fishermen.com
Angling Fish
Check this out...

Funny how you jumped so vehemently on the Jewish comment and failed to respond to the question.

Comment by Journeywoman

July 9th 2009 13:27

Great Hair Style Tips
I Dream of Hollywood
Fashion Peach

It must be crackpot signup month on Orble. Ah well, at least this one's funny!

Comment by Journeywoman

July 9th 2009 21:33

Great Hair Style Tips
I Dream of Hollywood
Fashion Peach

Hahaha nah they're not crackpots. They're parodies. This one's too obvious though, sorry mate, but the gig's up...

Comment by http://www.orble.com/adrian-2/

July 9th 2009 22:17

Jesus Would Not Approve

what happened to my response to James Rickard? I feel that the internet is trying to censor me because I dare to speak the truth!

Comment by http://www.orble.com/adrian-2/

July 9th 2009 22:18

Jesus Would Not Approve

what happened to my response to James Rickard? I feel that the internet is trying to censor me because I dare to speak the truth!

Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

July 10th 2009 02:34

The wonderful Peter Yang's Variety blog
Power Ranger Online
Comedy TV Online
Swine Flu, Swine Flu, Swine Flu!!!

I hate swine flu

Comment by Carolyn Cordon

July 21st 2009 01:25

Light Within
How do You Express Your Creativity?
Food Leaf

Did God create Swine Flu, is it a tool of God to punish the unbelievers or a tool of Satan to destroy the believers?

Or is that pesky Mother Nature to blame?

[ Next - Welcome To Blogging ]

Add A Comment

To create a fully formatted comment please click here.

CLICK HERE TO LOGIN | CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Name or Orble Tag

Home Page (optional)

Comments

Notify me of replies

Notify extra people about this comment

Is this a private comment?

List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this comment

One per line max of 30

List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this private comment thread. Only the people in this list will be able to see or reply to your comment.

One per line max of 30

Your Name
(for the email going out to the above list, it can be different to your Orble Tag)

Your Email Address

(optional)

(required for reply notification)

Submit

July 2009

2 Posts

Older Posts

2 Posts dating from July 2009

Email Subscription

Receive e-mail notifications of new posts on this blog: