Supermarket Musical - It's Shopping Time!

Helen, Please!

June 3rd 2010 13:36

Helen, please
Will you go out with me?
I'm on my knees
Oh, please don't shout at me
Helen - please
Please

I just love you, and there's no doubt
Since I saw you on the checkout
You looked gorgeous, you seemed tall
In your bright green overall
I just thought that you were speial
As the bill I sought to settle
As I handed you my tenner
I just thought of the lucky fella
Who'd be going out with you
As I ate my lonesome stew

Oh, Helen, please
Will you go out with me?
I'm on my knees
Oh, please don't shout at me
Helen - please
Please

That gold ring upon your finger
Says to me I should not linger
You're already spoken for
And anyway, I'm just a bore
But it's hopeless, I've been hooked
By your charms, the way you looked
When you handed me my shopping
And in my bag I started dropping
All those tins you'd handed me
For my solitary tea

Oh, Helen, please
Will you go out with me?
I'm on my knees
Oh, please don't shout at me
Helen - please
Please

I'm on my knees

(Gets up and walks out of supermarket with bags of shopping)

THE END

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Never Stopping Shopping

June 1st 2010 09:24

(Scene 3 - finding it difficult to finish shopping)

What shall I buy?
I don't know why I can't decide
Is this so hard?
There's so much choice
I should rejoice
Instead I agonise
And send forth anguished cries of,
Why is shopping so hard to complete
To decide to have cheese, eggs, jam or meat
Why is shopping so hard to get through
You don't want to do it, but know you have to
Why is shopping such a tough job
Spending your money, a good fifty bob
I don't know why
I stand here and cry
Why is shopping never stopping?
Why is shopping never stopping?
(repeat to fade)

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Don't Hurt Me, Mr Security Man!

May 19th 2010 09:40

(Scene 2 - noticing burly security guard has his eyes trained upon you)

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I'm not going to pinch
I'm not going to flout the law a single inch

(other shoppers join in)
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I've not come to steal
I've just come to buy myself an evening meal

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I've never been a thief
I'm not the kind of man to cause the law some grief

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I've always paid my way
I'm not about to change from good to bad today

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I wouldn't try it on
Stealing always seems to be a trifle wrong

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I wouldn't nick a thing
There really is no need to give the cops a ring

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

I'll be out in a jiff
If you're looking for a catch then you won't get a whiff

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

You've picked on the wrong man
I'm really not a thief, no there's no way I am

Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man
Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, Mr Security Man

Supermarket Musical - It's Shopping Time!

Helen, Please!

Never Stopping Shopping

Don't Hurt Me, Mr Security Man!

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