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June 15th 2010 12:49

Who can speculate on the wonderful state of Super Stellybob's existence together with the magnificent condition of his life so far? It would be folly to suggest any improvements which could possibly be made. After all, how can sheer perfection be improved upon? It would be ridiculous to make the suggestion that it could!

Hero Stellybob is currently sailing along majestically through the fourth decade of his existence upon planet Earth. Lots of people might believe that he had been here far longer judging from the state of his brilliant mind combined with the size of his stamp collection. But it is just not the case. Stellybob Steele has still yet to reach the dizzy heights of his fortieth birthday, and what a stupendous occasion it will be when that milestone is reached!

Stellybob Steele is considering treating himself to a pot of tea and a buttered scone at his local library cafe when the occasion of his fortieth birthday does arrive. But that day is still a little far off yet and thus Stellybob is trying not to get carried away with excitement too early.

He is trying to keep his mind fairly focused upon other, more immediate concerns. For example, his supermarket shopping has to take priortity, especially upon those occasions when he is hungry and his stomach begins to rumble through lack of immediate sustinence. It then becomes imperative for the hero of the megaverse to pour some oats into a pan, add water and bring to the boil before comsuption, not forgetting to add a chopped banana, hemp seeds, perhaps a few walnuts and some frest creamy yogurt to round it all off. It is a stupendous combination!

The very thought of this magnificent, fruity, mouthwatering mix has got Stellybob Steele all excited and ravenous so he will have to sign off once more until next time friends!

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Feebleness and Magnificence!

June 12th 2010 09:16

Hero Stellybob Steele has currently been keeping quite stupendous in most departments of existence. He is truly a hero and a legend in his own lifetime. No one has enjoyed a greater existence than the hero of the universe, Stellybob Steele.

At least, that would be my ideal dream in life, but could it ever occur in reality? Perhaps it could!

I have always been rather a feeble kind of character to tell the absolute truth. There are few people more feeble than the most feeble character in the megaverse. None, if the truth be known! How could there possible be, in fact?

I don't know whether it is something I have struggled with since birth or if it is something which I gained from an early age and have hence not been able to escape or get rid of. Feeble-naturedess, that is! It is not a truly enjoyable experience by any means, and yet it is somehow quite enticing and almost, strange as it may seen, addictive.

To be a truly feeble inhabitant of the universe is no mean achievement. It takes a lot of doing and sticking with. It takes a lot of carrying on with life in the face of such a feeble nature. In fact you need to be very strong to do it. People will be trying to stomp you into the mud and squash out that little bit of confidence which still somehow exists within you, and it is your job to try to hang on to it because if you didn't have just that tiniest bit then you might just as well call it a day on life and retire for good from feeble existence!

So far I have managed to continue and survive, though the journey has been far from easy and often I have wanted it to be over. But, like I say, I have so far continued and currently, you may be very pleased to know, I am undergoing a bit of a resurgence in existence. I have not been all that feeble of late. It is quite a novel experience for myself and I am attempting to make the most of it if this is possible to achieve.

Thus this is Stellybob Steele, hero of the megaverse, most feeble character in the universe, signing off again for the time being friends and fellow inhabitants of the world!

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Theories Of Existence

June 11th 2010 09:01

Let me begin my Orble Blob by outlining my theories of life and the universe. It is a very interesting phenomenon, the universe and life in general. Where do we come from? - How did life originate? - and all that!

No doubt all you readers have your own theories on the history and origins of life and the universe. Or maybe you aren't really bothered? Some people find they do best just getting on with life rather than thinking too deeply about it. They find that kind of freaky. But it is something that needs to be confronted at some point by most people. And here I am, Stellybob Steele, helping you to make a start on this difficult yet most absorbing of topics.

Hero, Stellybob Steele, that's me, has come up with a certain few theories and ideas of existence which may or may not be right or wrong.

My first theory is that the universe exists. This might seem perfectly obvious, yet when you really think about it pretty deeply, it is not. And yet it is my first theory. It took me awhile to formulate it, as you can imagine.

Second amongst my ground-breaking ideas is that life also exists and, further more, it is amongst us and within us at this present epoch in time. When you really think about and dwell upon this subject of life, it often seems a rather strange and peculiar thing. And I would agree that it most certainly is. It is very very peculiar indeed and yet at the same time perfectly rational and straightforward. It is perfectly understandable and yet completely unbelievable in every conceivable department.

My third theory for today, and one which is even more shattering yet stupendous than my first two, is that it is very nice indeed to eat porridge for ones breakfast first thing in the morning, or at least after a cup of tea or boiled water. It goes down a treat, as anyone will know who had sampled this tremendous delicacy of existence.

The best and most fantastic thing to do is add a selection of fruit, nuts, yogurt and seeds to your porridge. This sort of thing will really set you up for the day and give you a head start on all your competitors in the battle for existence. You wont be found wanting in the struggle for life if you have managed to get a nice bowl of thick, gooey porridge inside of you mixed with yogurt, banana, walnuts and hemp seeds. It is truly fantastic and one of the great treats of existence. See you later for my next installment on the theories of life and the secret ideas of Super Stellybob's incredible existence, folks!!!!!!!

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Introducing Stellybob

June 10th 2010 09:07

Hello this is hero of the universe, Stellybob Steele, the most fantastic character in the history of mankind. I am starting a blog on orble. It is the most sensational blog in the history of the megaverse and it specific aim is to introduce and detail my life to the public at large and identify how people can make themselves much greater in existence and save the universe in general.

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