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i recently watched a new movie out called TERMINATOR SALAVATION so i thought i would let all you know nothings in on what this movie is like.

here is my trademark summary: it is the future and these robots called TERMINATORS have come alive and are fighting the humans. cristian bale stars as JOHN CONNERY the leader of the humans and he hates TERMINATORS. there is also a guy named marcus and he is a TERMINATOR IN DISGUISE a bit liek a transforma. john connery and marcus are actually brothers but becaws john connery HATES terminators he is a bit racist to his brother even though they are related. IT IS A DEEP MOVIE.

i found this movie to be realy quiet entertainin there is lots of fights and cool robots in it and cristian bale is quiet the ACTOR. this is the best movie he has ever made accept for maybe THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL and the MP3 where he swears at some guy and threttens to bash him.

marcus is played by australian actor HEATH LEDGER in his last role. it is a very good role and heath realy nails it. word is that heath will get the first post-death oscar for playing MARCUS THE SECRET TERMINATOR.

australian comedy actress JUDITH LUCY also shows up as a character called DR SERENA COOGAN and she is amazing too. i have put her picture above.

TERMINATOR SALAVATION is a movie that will make you laugh and make you cry and make you cheer when people die. that is the truth i be tellin. those that dont lissen are those that be pissin (there pants). know what i mean? if you dont agree i dare you to leave a message and i will oblitorate your reply with my unmatched power of wit and street smarts. failin that you can leave your address and i will meet you in person to "discuss" it. if you are wondrin why i put discuss in those "quotation marks" it is becourse i mean that i will actually fight you. this fight will be a homarge of TERMINATOR SALAVATION which means that not only will i beet you up but i will also be provin that TERMINATOR SALAVTION is the superior movie. you cant dress mutton up as lamb and expect to get away with it ok? ALL COMMENTS WELCOME

anyway this is a realy good movie and i hear that it has done so well that they are thinkin of doing a sequel to it and turnin it into a franchise. i think a 2nd terminator movie would be a good idea and i herd that it is gonna be called TERMINATOR REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. you herd it from me first. keep it real.

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WOLVERINE THE X MAN

May 5th 2009 00:12

BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

you herd it here first. THE DARK NITE and WATCHMEN and IRON MAN could all lern a thing or 2 about bein awesome from this movie.

here is my trademark summary: wolverine is a man who lives forever just like in the HIGHLANDER movies only he isnt a stupid irishman but is in fact a cool american. he is short on money so he goes to the army and they pay him to take a special bath and when he wakes up he has SUPER MAD METAL CLAWS. wolverine then has some adventures and stuff.

basically this is the best comic book movie ever made. it has everythin. it has WOLVERINE in it witch automaticly makes it the best. HUW JACKAMAN is very talented he can sing AND be wolverine and it is rumoured that he will be gettin his own airline soon as a thankyou present from the film community. tom hankses son named TOM HANKS JR also appears and he plays wolverines brother SABERTOOTH.

there is this one bit in the movie where i jumped up and cheered and everyone turned around and told me to be quiet. i started arkin up because who are these chumps tellin me to be quiet when i am the king of film knowlidge? i tried to take a swing at this one woman but the film staff made me go sit somewhere else in the room. why do hoyts staff have to ruin it for everyone? as you may or may not be aware i am a big fan of NO-RULES FIGHTIN its pretty much what makes my hart beat if you know what im sayin. NO RULES FIGHTIN is somethin that wolverine would be a fan of if he was real and livin in western sydney so it is hippocritical to not let me NO RULES FIGHT while a WOLVERINE movie is on. NO RULES means NO RULES so if someone be hatin they be getting a shoulder dislocatin it doesnt matter who they are whether they are a tuff talkin youngsta or a 40 year old bussness man or a heavily pregnant woman who just wont shut her mouth. NO RULES FIGHTIN IS A LIFE STYLE CHOICE and i am thinkin of boycottin hoyts for their DISCRIMINASHUN AGAINST MY LIFESTYLE CHOICE

the next x man movie is going to be about another cool x man called CAPTAIN AMERICA. i cant wait for this one as captain america is yet to come to the big screen. selebrated gay actor and icon JOSH HARTNET will be playin the captain. i dont know if he can pull it off (he is good as pullin things off so i hear. this is a joke and reference to his gay passtimes like touching other dudes junk). ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

wolverine will next be seen in the new batman movie as the hero and batman will be playin the villain for a change. this will be good too.

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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

March 17th 2009 08:15

if theres one thing we can be happy about when it comes to holywood movies its that they know when they have made a mistake. look at AWESOME DIRECTOR george lucas for exampel. he made the star wars movies and when he realised that he had made some mistakes he gladly went back and fixed it FOR THE FANS. thats a true talent and it takes a lot of balls. holywood has come to realize this more and more and when they make a mistake now they simply just go and redo the movie like they did with the HULK and MAD MAX which they remade twice with mel gibson playin the same role over and over again.

i saw NO CUNTRY FOR OLD MEN when it first came out and MAN WAS IT BORIN. I ejected my pirate copy of the dvd about half way thru and i promoted it to coaster duty. this means i give it to my cousin who lives in gosford on the CENTRAL COAST. he will watch any old crap even movies like SLUMDOG MILLINAIR. anyway so i was very happy to here that they are now remakin this movie. some peoples are all like 'you cant remake this its too new' but luckily the movie makers are SMART and they said 'no its not a remake its a REIMAGININ' this means they imagine the movie could be better so they make it again.

word is that the main characters will all be played by eddy murphy using a variety of special effects and funny voices. he will play the bad mexican guy by pronownsing mexico as 'meh-hi-ko' and he will do the tommy lee character by copying all his tattoos onto his skin for awthenticity. he will also play the main female role by wearing a special suit that makes him look fat it will be so funny. when asked how he felt about taking on this challenge eddy murphy replied 'now i is a FLYIN talking donkey'. it was pretty funny i guess you had to be there and i was there because i KNOW peeople.

the academy awards is a fair organisation and they said that if this film is made with eddy murphy playin all four major roles then all the oscars they gave to the original version of no cuntry for old men will be givin to the new version. this is very fair and i wish australian sports swimmer IAN THORPE would do something similar with his gold medals like maybe give them to MATTY JOHNS who is famous for being a TOP BLOKE. matty johns is also goin to have a cameo in the new NO CUNTRY FOR OLD MEN he will playin REG REGAN and the american movie makers are very excited about this they might even let him direct the movie as well PROVIDED HE STAYS IN CHARACTER AS REG REGAN as this will make everyone the movie set laugh and they will be entertained while the movie is being made.

trivia: my cousin on the central coast still lives with his mum even tho he is 34 years old. every year i put a dollar away and by the time he is 40 i will have enuff money for him to take a special birthday trip to the kings cross in sydney so long as he agrees to pay for his own acomodation.

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sistahood of the traveling pants 2

March 11th 2009 00:31

man i went to see this movie a while back and i cannot say that i was impressed. firstly when i hear the words sisterhood and traveling pants i imagine that it is about fine wimen whos pants travel from there bodies to the floor but no insted i got some movie about a bunch of girls who travel around the world and one of them thinks she is PREGNANT WHEN A CONDOM BREAKS but woah she isn't. the aforementioned pregnansy scare shows the possibilitie of this being a decent movie but we NEVER actually get to see the condom breakin or her getting pounded

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VALKIRIES

March 6th 2009 22:07

its not often that a movie is both entertainin and brainstrainin but here won is. germans usully get a bad rap in the movies always eatin poos and weein on each other its enuff to make a man sick you know what im sayin. i know filmmakers have a responsobility to show the truth and we all saw that truth in HANSEL GOES TO SHIZTOWN, ICH DAS ASSEN WARRIOR and BUMHOLE MANIA but now it is time to show the germans doin some good and TOM CRUISE is just the man to do it

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james bond the NEW MOVIE

February 26th 2009 23:46

Wassup I am back and the flava of the day is PURE GIN N TONIC. Thats rite I am talkin about the new james bond movie of witch I have found an exclusive picture that you can see above this is Daniel craig playin JAMES BOND in the new upcoming james bond movie SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED. The title is of course a reference to james bonds drink of GIN N TONIC which he prefers to be shaken and NOT stirred. It is also a clever reference to the fact that james bond will NOT be STIRRED by anyone as he is quiet TUFF but when he sees hes 5 year old daughter blown up by an ITALIAN NUCLEAR WARHEAD he is understandedly SHAKEN and decides to go on THE RAMPAGE TO KILL EVERY ITALIAN ACCEPT FOR RALPH MACCHIO OF THE KARATE KID MOVIES

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in bruge MY REVIEW

September 4th 2008 02:40

wassup i have been layin on the downlow lately because of some personal issues that im not really gonna share with yall but lets just say that fagitz will be fagitz and no one can take away my right to be a champ. im just gonna leave it at that so please direct further question on this matter to my middle finger

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THE X FILES MOVIE 2

August 8th 2008 04:18

sup yall i be kickin it mad reals lately because thats wat i do but i have decided to take a break from this to tell you all something very special

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the dark knight REVIEW i tell the truth

July 29th 2008 11:27

everyone is all like full manging on the new Batmans movie. when was the last time everyone got this excited about part 6 of a major movie franchise? no dont answer that it is what i like to call a retorical question. the answer is POLICE ACADEMY 6. aaaaaand THAT movie DIDN'T have a major star die before hand. and yet it still rules. you might ask what am i tryin to say here? well i will leave that up in the air

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