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sup yall i be kickin it mad reals lately because thats wat i do but i have decided to take a break from this to tell you all something very special

THE X FILES MOVIE 2 IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

I have seen it 3 times already and it is better than the new batmans movie even better than STREET KINGS. thats how much i stand by it. it has mulder it has scully it even has billy connelly in it.

i am predictin this will be the best movie for the year and possibly even the decade.

i wont say any more because i dont want to spoil it but i will just say one thing: IT HAD A TWO HEADED DOG IN IT AND BILLY CONNELLY IS A PEDOPHILE AND SCULLY REALLY DOES LOVE MULDER.

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the dark knight REVIEW i tell the truth

July 29th 2008 11:27

everyone is all like full manging on the new Batmans movie. when was the last time everyone got this excited about part 6 of a major movie franchise? no dont answer that it is what i like to call a retorical question. the answer is POLICE ACADEMY 6. aaaaaand THAT movie DIDN'T have a major star die before hand. and yet it still rules. you might ask what am i tryin to say here? well i will leave that up in the air.

but really what i am tryin to say is that the POLICE ACADEMY movies are an institusion that rarely get the respect they deserve. after part 5 of the police academy films everyone at the time was like DAMN how they gonna top that without getting mahoney back? and then along came POLICE ACADEMY 6: CITY UNDER SEIGE and the moviemakers won EVERYONE over with a massive twist - this time the cops go UNDERCOVER. add in some sweet sound effects from eddie murphie in one of his signatur roles and of course TACKLEBERRY the greatest movie cop of all time and you have yourself a film that is both a satisfyin classic and a boundry pushing sequel. the critics were silenced.

today we have a similar thing. the dark knight AKA BATMAN 6: THE RETURN OF THE JOKER sees Michael Keatons Batman face off against the joker one more time. jack nicholson was far too old to reprise his role and turned down a lot of money to even make a cameo so it was up to young bad boy and recreational drug user HEATH LEDGER to step into jacks shoes to play the joker. running at well over 3 and a half hours it is the longest of all the batman films and looks to be the most popular yet.

heath ledger as the new improved JOKER

here is my verdict. its good but its not THAT good. i would rate it somewhere between batmans forever and Batman and robin. there are a few glaring faults that will bug even the most easygoing of batman fans the most obvious being that the joker DIED in the first film. absolutely no reference is made to this at all. also as good as it is to see michael keaton return to play batman once again i feel he is missing the edge of val kilmer.

i have to admit that my attention wavered at the 2 hour mark. 3 and a half hours is just too long for a movie about cartoon characters. does anyone take stuff like this that seriously? it is a very dark movie and there was not nearly enough poon to lighten the tone for family viewing. i would not take my kids to see this movie id probably leave them in the car with a deck of cards.

TRIVIA: plans are already underway to make batman 7 which is rumoured to be titled THE MAN WHO IS A BAT. having brought to the screen the penguin, the riddler, the two face (twice) and the joker (twice) the producers are now looking to put the last of the big batman villains up on the big screen, this will be KING TUT and he will be played by HURLEY out of the TV show LOST. it is unknown if michael keaton will return as batman as he has a lot of nothing to do and probably prefers fillin out centrelink forms (i know i do).

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10 reasons why george lucas rules!

July 4th 2008 07:26

sup blogtards ive been busy lately with poon so there wont be any apologies so dont be waitin (youd do the same. well maybe not. you ARE on the internet). today i am going to take a more artistic look at the world of film magic and i will talk about the grand man GEORGE LUCAS and 10 undisputible reasons why he is the greatest director alive today with the possible exceptions of michael bay and joone

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Point Break 2: Surf's Up

June 22nd 2008 12:31

AN EARLY PROMOTIONAL MOCKUP FOR POINT BREAK 2!

wassup yall i have some important and exciting news. yes. POINT BREAK 2 IS FINALLY BEING MADE. after more than a decade of waiting and watching patrick swayzee slum it in crappy arthouse movies like donnie darko he is finally coming back to play the almighty bohdee in a sequel to the greatest film of all time. i have a source who works in the film industry and they managed to slip me this great early promotional poster and told me that the new film is to be titled 'POINT BREAK 2: SURF'S UP' which i think is a great title and really you can't beat that

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the latest Pirates movie!!!!11

June 14th 2008 05:16

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sup. today i will be speakin about the latest in the Pirates franchise starring johny depp as captain jack sparrow. taking a leaf out of sylvestor stalones book with rocky 6 being called rocky balboa they are just calling this latest one 'pirates' rather than pirates of the caribean 4, probably because no one even knows what the caribean is let alone were it is and they realised no one cared. the trend with big movie franchises usually sees the 4th movie as being majorly crap but in the pirates case this 4th movie is actually the BEST of all the pirates movies to date

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PS i love u

June 10th 2008 09:28

ok wassup everyone i thought i would show everyone out there that im not all fire and musels and bring a little life to all the ladies of the internet. today i am talking about a very popular movie with the women and that movie is PS I love you. normally i wouldn't watch this kind of movie but sometimes you have to make a little sacrifice for the poon as im sure tanya zaetta would agree so i took a few notes by payin attention wheres normally i would just walk around the therter and play the field if you know wat i mean

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Stu Kicks responds to the critics

June 5th 2008 02:17

sup y'all. it has come to my attention that some playas out there arent digging this blog. well listen up fools... stu kicks caters for no haters. you know what im saying?

lets look at some of these comments up close

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the 10 WORST actors EVER

June 2nd 2008 11:23

yo listen up today i am gonna do somethig a little different to help mix it up for all you know nothings. this is what i call a TOP 10 only they aint gonna be TOP they are gonna be the absolute WORST actors EVER to be on a tv. some people will start there lists by saying that its there opinion but im gonna lay it down for you now and say that this isnt an opinion this is the GOSPEL according to ME: IE. the truth. so pay attention and you might lern somethin.

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Theres something about Mary

May 30th 2008 04:10

Adolf Hitler in his comedy film phase

i thought i would lighten things up and talk about a comedy today. comedies are movies that make us laugh and feel good they were invented by the americans because they have such a great sense of humour. the british have made a few comedies too but these generally aren't as good. to this date there has never been an asian or a european comedy as they have no sense of humour whatsoever. the french and germans in particular have never even considered making a comedy film for this exact reason. the one exception is adolf hitler who made many silent comedies in the early days of movie history. these comedies were not very well recieved and he eventually gave it up in favour of warfare and the mass extermination of jews and homos. just think, if more people dug these early german attempts at comedy we might not have had world war 2. im not pointing any fingers or anything its just a thought

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on Letter to Michael Mewshaw

August 8th 2008 04:02

he doesnt hav time and yet HE FOUND TIME TO WRITE YOU BACK.

wat a motherfucker

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on The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

July 23rd 2008 12:04

this movie made me sleepy

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on popular orble film posts

July 18th 2008 09:31

anonymous lol yeh right like thats ur real name. my blog is better then most of the blogs in the top ten on a good day. u better remain anonymous otherwise i might hav to kick ur ass

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on Should we pull the funding on the Magazine that publishes pictures of Naked Children as Art?

July 12th 2008 10:00

why r u larfing at me?

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on Should we pull the funding on the Magazine that publishes pictures of Naked Children as Art?

July 10th 2008 13:24

nah i'll be right, wat do i care wat mel gibson and scottish people think?

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on Should we pull the funding on the Magazine that publishes pictures of Naked Children as Art?

July 9th 2008 08:21

hav u seen these photos damo? how suggestiv are we talkin? i thought i saw the whole lot and they were pretty tame an standard stuff.

man when i was little i would run around the house in the nuddy all the time and my mum would chase me and try an make me wear clothes LOL no chance! hows that for consent!

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on Should we pull the funding on the Magazine that publishes pictures of Naked Children as Art?

July 8th 2008 09:22

LOL
i just saw the pictures u guyz are all talkin bout. what the big deal? there just little kids sitting around as god made them like in those old black and white pics. DO YOU GUYS NOT LIKE GOD OR SOMETHING?

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on Should we pull the funding on the Magazine that publishes pictures of Naked Children as Art?

July 7th 2008 06:28

no one cares about art anyway
they probably just did it 4 da publicitee

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on Understanding Religious Bigotry

July 4th 2008 07:44

those comics dont even have jokes in them
ps. russians rule, croatians drool

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on My Orble journey thus far Its been a rocky welcome!

July 4th 2008 07:42

who dis guy and why we carin?