JasRomancing the Geek
August 28th 2006 12:21
Katja from Eaglevale writes:
"Dear Geek, Is it true that 'love is all you need'?"
My Dear Katja,
we really need to dispel a few myths here don't we. Remember always that we are animals, wild beasts at play in the urban jungle. We're designed to procreate, normally after consuming vast quantities of fermented grains. What is love? Well it could be defined as lust plus dependance. A simplistic formula perhaps but the formula for an atomic explosion is relatively simple also.
Our brain releases all sorts of goodies into our system when we come across someone whose pheremones fondle our olfactory senses suggestively. Hopeless romantics could thus be looked upon as drug-addicts: hopelessly addicted to the love-meth churning in their brains, surging wrecklessly groin-ward.
Is love all you need? Well you could test the theory. Book a cabin nestled between the rocky bosom of the most beautiful hills in the most lovely part of the country. Ahhhh...what a vision as you remain entwined with the love of your life, his/her love will be your food, no need to pack the strassburg. Lost in his/her eyes you'll be transported to a place of infinite beauty. Many days in - listen not to the debilitating pains in your belly as you dehydrate and your body begins to shut down. Ignore the death of your cells and the cracking of your vital tissue. Love is all you need. Not food, not water, not rest, not stimuli of any sort. And as you dry up and become husks, your bodies twisted in pain, locked together by rigor mortis, remember the words of the immortal Patty Smyth: "Sometimes love just aint enough."
Yes - sometimes one needs other things like cheese and dvd's of obscure British comedies from the seventies.
Until next time - oranges are an excellent source of orange juice.
"Dear Geek, Is it true that 'love is all you need'?"
My Dear Katja,
we really need to dispel a few myths here don't we. Remember always that we are animals, wild beasts at play in the urban jungle. We're designed to procreate, normally after consuming vast quantities of fermented grains. What is love? Well it could be defined as lust plus dependance. A simplistic formula perhaps but the formula for an atomic explosion is relatively simple also.
Our brain releases all sorts of goodies into our system when we come across someone whose pheremones fondle our olfactory senses suggestively. Hopeless romantics could thus be looked upon as drug-addicts: hopelessly addicted to the love-meth churning in their brains, surging wrecklessly groin-ward.
Yes - sometimes one needs other things like cheese and dvd's of obscure British comedies from the seventies.
Until next time - oranges are an excellent source of orange juice.
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