Star Wars Geeks Need Love Too
May 22nd 2007 04:06
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Here are some of my favorite sexually 'tilted" lines in Star Wars....
Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
1. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
5. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
6. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
4. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
5. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
PS
Star Wars plus Rocky Horror = Movie genuis
Here are some of my favorite sexually 'tilted" lines in Star Wars....
Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
1. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
5. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
6. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
4. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
5. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
PS
Star Wars plus Rocky Horror = Movie genuis
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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I have tried on several occasions to watch Little Mermaid for "that" but was unsucessful. With regards to sitting and watching all three..... and coming up with "dirty" lines.... just a drinking game with Geeky friends... from back in the day. Take a drink everytime there is such a line. HAHAHA ... from the looks of it... we would be pretty smashed. Especially more we drank, the diritier the lines would become.... [wink]
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I would recommend it highly!
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Comment by Wendi
OMG.... this is SO hillarious! I'm so glad I stopped in for the read!
By the way, just realized I wasn't email subscribed... I've fixed that. *smiles*
W
Comment by Miswanderlust
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That drinking game was way fun. Just remember that drinking responsibly is hard with lines and lines of innuendo!
Mis
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YIPPEE! I am so glad you have subscribed. Always glad when you come over to my place and have a playdate.
Comment by DuskDevi
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This is sacrilege.
....but dayum funny!!!!!!!!
How about;
"What is thy bidding my master?"
"Impressive. Most impressive..."
"Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship. "
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Who's your daddy?"
...well...okay...not quite...but....
"No. I am your father" can sound suspicious....
(all from 'Empire Strikes Back'...I just watched it a few days ago...for the gazilionth time..it was Star wars anniversary weekend)
Oh my God!! I just noticed the image!!!
Talk about Time Warp!!
You are soooooooo wicked Super Bunny.
I hope you are well and your usual wonderful self.
much warmth
Dusk
Comment by Miswanderlust
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Thanks for coming over to play wicked games with me!
"Impressive. Most impressive..." HAHAHAHA I have thought this before [wink]
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
Not just a line from Star Wars...I think I dated that guy...
Mis
Comment by Mrs M
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Love & stuff
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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Send him over..... I love love love Star Wars also! Yoda_76 is a great screen name. Thanks so much for visitng, reading, and commenting
Mis