One More Bunch Of 2008 AFL Draft Anagrams
November 7th 2008 01:45
Jordan Lisle - In Rolls Jade
Might roll into his new club as a first round pick, possibly to Hawthorn, and be used in the same position as Rawlings was.
Nick Heyne - Cheeky Inn
Might be best to stay away from there and concentrate on preseason training.
Stephen Hill - Lent His Help
He will help any club that drafts him.
Lewis Johnston - Shown In Jostle
Might be a physical player in a few years.
Mitch Robinson - Hot Crimson Bin
Wherever he goes, it is likely to be hotter than where he is from.
Rhys O’Keeffe - He Offers Key
May not be the key to a premiership, but still a useful contributor.
Ashley Smith - Seal His Myth
At draft camp, his numbers were not a myth.
Dayne Beams - Many See Bad
Plenty see some good upside too.
Tom Hill - Toll Him
If the Saints draft him, he could spend a lot of time on the new toll road.
Zachary Ledin - Nicely Hazard
Something to do with the Dukes and The General Lee.
Tom Allwright - Grow That Mill
Clubs would draft him higher if he did grow a bit taller.
Bart McCulloch - Calm Torch Club
Seems like a calm player.
Dylan Ross - Sold Yarns
Might fit in with the fabric of his new club.
Peter Rolfe - Flee Report
Doesn't seem like the player to get reported very often.
Matthew Martin - Tan Emit Warmth
Sunscreen is important when training during summer.
Michael Gugliotta - Tough Magical Tile
Not really tough, or magical, but a good prospect.
Xavier Gotch - Grave Ox Itch
Must have something to do with Schwarz.
Liam Shiels - Hails Slime
Ghostbusters was a good movie.
Adrian Williams - Win A Similar Lad
Clubs have similar players to Williams to pick instead of him.
Peter Summers - Supreme Terms
If he does get a chance again at the AFL, his contract terms won't be that good.
Jarrad Blight - Right Bald Jar
Might be a blight on anagrams.
Daniel Murray - Many Ruled Air
Has the height to rule the air.
Steven Motlop - Sent Plot Move
The Power may have sent word of their plot to draft him.
Will Martiniello - Will Iron All Time
Should keep his new uniform in pristine condition.
Brodie A’Vard - Drive Abroad
If he doesn't get drafted there is the VFL or an overseas driving vacation.
Charlie Sharples - Sharper Achilles
Sharper is probably a good thing, at least better than dull.
Tyson Mihocek - Money So Thick
That does happen to players that get drafted.
Ryan McKenzie - Knee Zinc Army
That doesn't make sense.
Tyson Slattery - Yet Only Starts
Might start on the ground, but see plenty of the bench.
Dylan McNeil - My Inn Called
Ready for a holiday if a club doesn't call his name on draft day.
Brett Goodes - Good Betters
His brother is very good, and Brett is unlikely to be better than him.
Todd Grima - Got Madrid
Also had the VFL and SANFL.
Jaye Bowden - We Enjoy Bad
Players can learn from defeats.
Sam Wright - Swam Right
A multi-position footballer, might be a multi-sport athlete too.
Lance Daly - Any Called
A few teams have called and are interested in drafting him.
Mitch Frail - Him Lift Car
Doesn't look strong enough to do that yet.
Some of the prospects who didn't have enough letters, or the right ones, to make useful anagrams:
Jack Watts
Jack Ziebell
Tom Swift
Jamie Sheahan
Jay Shannon
Kade Klemke
Luke Shuey
Zach Sengstock
Sam McGarry
Tom Simpkin
Jordan Jones
Bryce Carroll
Scott Blesing
Adam Varcoe
Alistair Smith
Orren Stephenson
Ben Bucovaz
Music That Will Guarantee A Win
Melbourne could beat Hawthorn, if they watched this before the game.
Fremantle will go to Geelong next season and defeat the Cats, if they can be inspired by this.
The umpires might watch this before they run onto the field.
The site will undergo an offseason hiatus, please go to the AFL site and AllFooty.Info for news on the draft and other football information.
Might roll into his new club as a first round pick, possibly to Hawthorn, and be used in the same position as Rawlings was.
Nick Heyne - Cheeky Inn
Might be best to stay away from there and concentrate on preseason training.
Stephen Hill - Lent His Help
He will help any club that drafts him.
Lewis Johnston - Shown In Jostle
Might be a physical player in a few years.
Mitch Robinson - Hot Crimson Bin
Wherever he goes, it is likely to be hotter than where he is from.
Rhys O’Keeffe - He Offers Key
May not be the key to a premiership, but still a useful contributor.
Ashley Smith - Seal His Myth
At draft camp, his numbers were not a myth.
Dayne Beams - Many See Bad
Plenty see some good upside too.
Tom Hill - Toll Him
If the Saints draft him, he could spend a lot of time on the new toll road.
Zachary Ledin - Nicely Hazard
Something to do with the Dukes and The General Lee.
Tom Allwright - Grow That Mill
Clubs would draft him higher if he did grow a bit taller.
Bart McCulloch - Calm Torch Club
Seems like a calm player.
Dylan Ross - Sold Yarns
Might fit in with the fabric of his new club.
Peter Rolfe - Flee Report
Doesn't seem like the player to get reported very often.
Matthew Martin - Tan Emit Warmth
Sunscreen is important when training during summer.
Michael Gugliotta - Tough Magical Tile
Not really tough, or magical, but a good prospect.
Xavier Gotch - Grave Ox Itch
Must have something to do with Schwarz.
Liam Shiels - Hails Slime
Ghostbusters was a good movie.
Adrian Williams - Win A Similar Lad
Clubs have similar players to Williams to pick instead of him.
Peter Summers - Supreme Terms
If he does get a chance again at the AFL, his contract terms won't be that good.
Jarrad Blight - Right Bald Jar
Might be a blight on anagrams.
Daniel Murray - Many Ruled Air
Has the height to rule the air.
Steven Motlop - Sent Plot Move
The Power may have sent word of their plot to draft him.
Will Martiniello - Will Iron All Time
Should keep his new uniform in pristine condition.
Brodie A’Vard - Drive Abroad
If he doesn't get drafted there is the VFL or an overseas driving vacation.
Charlie Sharples - Sharper Achilles
Sharper is probably a good thing, at least better than dull.
Tyson Mihocek - Money So Thick
That does happen to players that get drafted.
Ryan McKenzie - Knee Zinc Army
That doesn't make sense.
Tyson Slattery - Yet Only Starts
Might start on the ground, but see plenty of the bench.
Dylan McNeil - My Inn Called
Ready for a holiday if a club doesn't call his name on draft day.
Brett Goodes - Good Betters
His brother is very good, and Brett is unlikely to be better than him.
Todd Grima - Got Madrid
Also had the VFL and SANFL.
Jaye Bowden - We Enjoy Bad
Players can learn from defeats.
Sam Wright - Swam Right
A multi-position footballer, might be a multi-sport athlete too.
Lance Daly - Any Called
A few teams have called and are interested in drafting him.
Mitch Frail - Him Lift Car
Doesn't look strong enough to do that yet.
Some of the prospects who didn't have enough letters, or the right ones, to make useful anagrams:
Jack Watts
Jack Ziebell
Tom Swift
Jamie Sheahan
Jay Shannon
Kade Klemke
Luke Shuey
Zach Sengstock
Sam McGarry
Tom Simpkin
Jordan Jones
Bryce Carroll
Scott Blesing
Adam Varcoe
Alistair Smith
Orren Stephenson
Ben Bucovaz
Music That Will Guarantee A Win
Melbourne could beat Hawthorn, if they watched this before the game.
Fremantle will go to Geelong next season and defeat the Cats, if they can be inspired by this.
The umpires might watch this before they run onto the field.
The site will undergo an offseason hiatus, please go to the AFL site and AllFooty.Info for news on the draft and other football information.
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