Some notes:
February 17th 2007 19:53
Just a few things I thought I should let be known before I get going with this new blog...
I'm not a regular updater. I go through phases. Some days, I'll write nothing, some days I might write 3 or 4, so don't bitch about the consistency of my updating, or I will hunt you down and castrate you with a blunt spoon.
Also, not all of my posts will be funny. Sure, I like a bit of humour to spicen what could be a plain story into a good one, but it all depends on my moods. If you don't like it and only want funny stuff, you're in the wrong place. I'll try to avoid it, but I might come out swinging with an emotional diatribe whilst in the midst of an acid trip.... you never know.
I would also like you to get all of your friends together, and give them this ultimatum, ad verbatim if you can manage that (but then again, you're probably all kind of slow, so just pass on the general jist of it.):
"This is the almighty mark, speaking from the throne of cool. You WILL read my blog, or else be cast unto the miserable depths of emo-dom, or the fiery pits of herpes. Thou hast been warned."
Or, for the idiots out there (all of you, until proven otherwise): "Read My Blog Or Suffer Unholy Agony!"
See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
I'm not a regular updater. I go through phases. Some days, I'll write nothing, some days I might write 3 or 4, so don't bitch about the consistency of my updating, or I will hunt you down and castrate you with a blunt spoon.
Also, not all of my posts will be funny. Sure, I like a bit of humour to spicen what could be a plain story into a good one, but it all depends on my moods. If you don't like it and only want funny stuff, you're in the wrong place. I'll try to avoid it, but I might come out swinging with an emotional diatribe whilst in the midst of an acid trip.... you never know.
I would also like you to get all of your friends together, and give them this ultimatum, ad verbatim if you can manage that (but then again, you're probably all kind of slow, so just pass on the general jist of it.):
"This is the almighty mark, speaking from the throne of cool. You WILL read my blog, or else be cast unto the miserable depths of emo-dom, or the fiery pits of herpes. Thou hast been warned."
Or, for the idiots out there (all of you, until proven otherwise): "Read My Blog Or Suffer Unholy Agony!"
See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
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