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OK, so I’m not going to lie, making friends in first year uni is HARD. This is especially true if you are in an arts based course because you are just one of HEAPS of people who are all doing different units of study (UOS) so everyone is very mixed up. This is pretty crap because often the scenario is that you have a class once a fortnight with a TOTAL HOTTIE who you just want to have eye-sex with every day. But, of course, you can’t so you spend the whole two weeks coming up with the perfect outfit to have them notice you and the perfect, cool line to spin off IF a conversation ever happens to arise. Often the ‘perfect, cool line’ may have sounded brilliant in front of your bathroom mirror but when you reply to the hottie’s simple comment of, “Man that reading was boring,” with “Yeah I just picked them up from the Bondi markets, they’re nothin’ spesh.” It can be awkward and they’ll think you’re a weirdo. Which you are.


The best way to make friends at uni (and I don’t joke here) is to join a group or society or sporting team.
There are groups like ‘the Vegan club’ and Skiing groups etc. Sporting teams are good for meeting people with similar interests. For example, join the rugby league team if you have an interest in stupid haircuts and feeling up drunk girls.
Hell, if that doesn’t work, go hang out with the Hillsong ‘people’. They will accept you and give you sausages and let you play dominoes with them no matter who you are… maybe just bring some money… you know for expenses or… more sausages… it’s up to you really… but just bring the money, OK?

Enough about the price of sausages, SOCIETIES ARE AWESOME FOR MEETING PEOPLE WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS. Use them wisely; don’t sign up unless you’re genuinely interested. Signing up for clubs like ‘the food and wine society’ when you’re really not into food or wine can result in a barrage of emails telling you about the next cheese meet in the Hunter Valley. This will only make you depressed thinking that if only you liked to eat food and drink wine you wouldn’t be missing out on such a good time. Seriously though, I've heard that the Hunter Valley is to die for.


Even though I have posted before about the perils of getting drunk at the uni bar with your peers DO NOT LET THIS DETER YOU! If someone tells you that a few people from class are heading to the bar for drinks GO!!! This is a great way to make friends from your course who are interesting and like to have fun. Then, when that first drinking session is over, suggest that you all do the same again next week. If they haven’t pinned you for the loner you are then they will agree and you’ll be in like Flynn. Gradually, over the weeks, the numbers will grow and the conversation will get more personal. You’ll work out who you have most in common with and who you hope develops Lupis and can’t come next week.
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How to Procrastinate (1).

January 29th 2008 13:31
Here are some enjoyable and unproductive ways you can spend your time whilst procrastinating-

Check your facebook
Look in the fridge
Call a friend to go get cheap Thai food with you
See what’s on TV
Play a thousand games of FreeCell
Clean
Eat jellybeans
Make mess just so you can clean again
Check your facebook dammit
Ponder world peace
Think about what could have been with that hot barista at the café down the road
Brush your teeth
While you’re checking your facebook you may as well check out some porn. Hey, it is the Internet after all
Wonder if Jesus procrastinated
Wonder what Jesus would do
Wonder how he got so much stuff done if he procrastinated
See how much that porn has downloaded
Check the fridge again, there’ll still only be half a can of baked beans, your housemate’s Smirnoff and some dried mushrooms. Unless you’re at your parents’ house in which case just eat everything

While you’re at uni you will find that you have an abundance of time with which to use for procrastination. People you meet during your university stay will all have their own unique spin that they apply to procrastinating. Take notes. These skills get you through hard times. These skills are all some students have.
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Welcome to Uni

January 29th 2008 12:57
Welcome to Uni,
During your stay you will-

Take classes (such as 'Music in the '60s') that will provide you with no skills for your eventual profession

Become one of the following: A vegetarian, a socialist, a lesbian, a coffee addict, a student activist with a criminal record, a wanker

Do one of the following: Move into a terrace house, play in a band, write for a radically left-wing
student newspaper, pretend you understand Foucault, wish you didn't understand Freud, sleep with someone you really shouldn't have (like a tutor, lecturer, a friend's sibling, janitor etc.)

Wear one of the following: a T-shirt with a slogan like 'Meat is Murder' or 'My other shirt is clean', someone else's very stained, very daggy tracksuit pants, thongs in winter, gumboots, a plastic wristband advertising your chosen cause, skinny leg jeans, converse shoes

Eat and drink your own weight in chocolate and energy drinks each time a big essay is due

Be verbally (possibly even physically) abused by someone with dreadlocks

Get incredibly drunk at the Uni Bar with people from your course and say things like, "I can't believe we've never talked before. You are so cool, I've been wanting to be your friend for ages!" and "I've never told anyone this before but I once made out with my cousin."

Make fun of people doing an Arts degree.

You have these to look forward to as well as much more...
Please enjoy my blog about Uni Life and Everything in Between. I promise to make it as funny/enjoyable as I can.
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