http://www.orble.com/so-who-are-you-anyway/ So who are you anyway? en Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:38:00 GMT Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:38:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/alls-well-that-ends-well/ Kevin Rudd stared out from the $59 budget specs that replaced his expensive try-hard glasses, smashed when he fell from the escalator at Heathrow airport which also severely injured four... http://www.orble.com/alls-well-that-ends-well/#comments http://www.orble.com/alls-well-that-ends-well/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:38:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/life-death-and-the-very-white-butt-cheeks-of-very-young-male-strippers/ Oh for farks sake, for the price of an admission ticket he could have bought some spray tan at least was the exasperated comment of my best friend, B. His... http://www.orble.com/life-death-and-the-very-white-butt-cheeks-of-very-young-male-strippers/#comments http://www.orble.com/life-death-and-the-very-white-butt-cheeks-of-very-young-male-strippers/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:21:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/mother-nature-long-time-no-walkabout/ Can I tell you something? I've missed you so very, very much. More than all the letters on this keyboard assembled and collected could ever hope or even begin to... http://www.orble.com/mother-nature-long-time-no-walkabout/#comments http://www.orble.com/mother-nature-long-time-no-walkabout/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:57:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/flogging-it/ Oh to wave the flag like a true patriot Showing the world how strong and powerful am I It's unfortunate I can't see past my nose For I only have... http://www.orble.com/flogging-it/#comments http://www.orble.com/flogging-it/ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:05:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/like-sands-through-the-hourglass/ So are the days... Shall I finish it off for you? Nah, you know the rest..... *Cue soothing, vanilla-plain and vaguely irritating music* So is this one-person's-trash-is-another -person's-treasure show still... http://www.orble.com/like-sands-through-the-hourglass/#comments http://www.orble.com/like-sands-through-the-hourglass/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:08:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-how-your-cat-got-lung-cancerreally/ Next door neighbour's cat is a rather strange feline indeed. Though I've almost (unintentionally) crushed it's little furry head as it's darted between my legs, thrown it out of my... http://www.orble.com/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-how-your-cat-got-lung-cancerreally/#comments http://www.orble.com/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-how-your-cat-got-lung-cancerreally/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:30:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/losing-your-virginity-in-a-brothel/ SBS (bless the programmers hearts) screened an unusual documentary last night which I watched with interest. "It was the one of the greatest moments of my life and one of... http://www.orble.com/losing-your-virginity-in-a-brothel/#comments http://www.orble.com/losing-your-virginity-in-a-brothel/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:53:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/neighbourseverybody-needs-good-neighbours/ Letter received from young girl with baby in unit behind us: Dear Neighbour I apologize for my actions and noise from when I first moved in I was hanging around... http://www.orble.com/neighbourseverybody-needs-good-neighbours/#comments http://www.orble.com/neighbourseverybody-needs-good-neighbours/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:52:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/all-things-fanny/ Fanny, oh fanny, wherefore art thou fanny????? So bemoaned the writer in my favourite tree hugging, terrrorist loving, communist newspaper (Melbourne's The Age) a few weeks ago. It was true... http://www.orble.com/all-things-fanny/#comments http://www.orble.com/all-things-fanny/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:54:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/please-dont-thank-god/ And the award for the most hopelessly disorganised, permanently deluded and painfully self absorbed parent in the known universe goes to: Not your near-baby-dropping Britney Spears, baby-dangling Michael Jacksons or... http://www.orble.com/please-dont-thank-god/#comments http://www.orble.com/please-dont-thank-god/ Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:32:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/cunt/ It is with sincere and deep regret that I inform you I will no longer be using this term of reference. I say with regret because it was an all-encompassing... http://www.orble.com/cunt/#comments http://www.orble.com/cunt/ Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:55:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/hanging-on-to-the-frickin-wagon-for-dear-life/ A sharp snip along the dotted line of the small square piece with my pink plastic scissors and it begins. The application of the round silver patch onto a spare... http://www.orble.com/hanging-on-to-the-frickin-wagon-for-dear-life/#comments http://www.orble.com/hanging-on-to-the-frickin-wagon-for-dear-life/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:05:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/i-have-an-aversion/ to filling in forms. An affliction so deep-rooted, withering and darkly potent in it's force that only many long hours spent with my hot and sweaty back pressed against the... http://www.orble.com/i-have-an-aversion/#comments http://www.orble.com/i-have-an-aversion/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:04:16 GMT